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If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 01:21 PM
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If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Often wondered about this.
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11/28/2012 01:23 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Yes, and your moms genital warts
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11/28/2012 01:23 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Yes.
And it was good.
And He has unconditional love for your smelly, hairy balls.

As do I. ohyeah
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11/28/2012 01:31 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, that's just a consequence of being Dutch.

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11/28/2012 01:31 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
... I will not keep silence, but will recompense, even recompense into their bosom, ... Isaiah 65
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11/28/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, that's just a consequence of being Dutch.

coffee4
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Thread: Is there anything good about the Netherlands? Anything?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/28/2012 02:49 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, that's just a consequence of being Dutch.

coffee4
 Quoting: !saac


Thread: Is there anything good about the Netherlands? Anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9425489


Not Dutch.
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11/28/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398


Back to your jail cell Joran Van Der Sloot.
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11/28/2012 02:52 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398


If you have hairy smelly balls its your own fault.

Ask Brief,,HE is an expert on what happens when ya let yaself GO.
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11/28/2012 02:53 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Well, He created the balls, yeah. But it you that let them get smelly.
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11/28/2012 03:06 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398


If you have hairy smelly balls its your own fault.

Ask Brief,,HE is an expert on what happens when ya let yaself GO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18116421


Maybe he doesn't change his briefs often enough.
I'll get my coat.
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11/28/2012 03:14 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
I believe that is a problem you created on your own hairy balls, OP...go get some soap and do a good wash
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11/28/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
If so, he also created and gave you soap, a shower, a razor to shave and a brain to get around the hairy, sweaty sack that you've neglected.

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