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If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 01:21 PM
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If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Often wondered about this.
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11/28/2012 01:23 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Yes, and your moms genital warts
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11/28/2012 01:23 PM

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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Yes.
And it was good.
And He has unconditional love for your smelly, hairy balls.

As do I. ohyeah
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 01:31 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, that's just a consequence of being Dutch.

coffee4
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11/28/2012 01:31 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
... I will not keep silence, but will recompense, even recompense into their bosom, ... Isaiah 65
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11/28/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, that's just a consequence of being Dutch.

coffee4
 Quoting: !saac


Thread: Is there anything good about the Netherlands? Anything?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/28/2012 02:49 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, that's just a consequence of being Dutch.

coffee4
 Quoting: !saac


Thread: Is there anything good about the Netherlands? Anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9425489


Not Dutch.
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11/28/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
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Back to your jail cell Joran Van Der Sloot.
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11/28/2012 02:52 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398


If you have hairy smelly balls its your own fault.

Ask Brief,,HE is an expert on what happens when ya let yaself GO.
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11/28/2012 02:53 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Well, He created the balls, yeah. But it you that let them get smelly.
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11/28/2012 03:06 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398


If you have hairy smelly balls its your own fault.

Ask Brief,,HE is an expert on what happens when ya let yaself GO.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18116421


Maybe he doesn't change his briefs often enough.
I'll get my coat.
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11/28/2012 03:14 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
I believe that is a problem you created on your own hairy balls, OP...go get some soap and do a good wash
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
If so, he also created and gave you soap, a shower, a razor to shave and a brain to get around the hairy, sweaty sack that you've neglected.
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09/25/2015 02:07 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Believe it or not female human beings are naturally attracted to that scent. It has only changed within the last 4-6 generations as society has continued its constant effort to convince us that we are disgusting creatures that should be ashamed of ourselves.

You'd be amazed at how deep the lies go and how wide spread the effectiveness has reached even to recruiting from within tricking unaware youth into helping their agendas by getting them to mock each other until they break each other into conforming to the prescribed normal and accepted deviations from natural selection.

We are in one giant sadistic experiment and they are laughing their way into the fire.

Real talk.
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09/25/2015 02:57 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Your balls still don't have hair, neither did God create your balls with hair.
Maybe this is a symbolic metaphor for your life.

If you don't believe in God how can you blame him for shaving your balls?
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09/25/2015 03:03 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
he created you didnt teach you how to shower her figured you would be smart enough to figure that one out.
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
God or what ever it is you choose to call the creator did in fact also create somthing called water, soap, for when that smell starts up you can clean it away, secondly also a shaving device known as a blade or razor for you to keep yourself up to date if you will. I know your just trolling along here for a response. But it will be ok man remember tomorrow is another day. Thanks
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09/25/2015 03:35 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
He created you, but you cultivated your own smelly hairy testicle bag.
Logros
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09/25/2015 03:40 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Often wondered about this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25563398


Smell and hair are only important relative to your primitive biological control interface device that you call a brain. To a being powerful enough to create something from nothing I'm guessing your particular hangups based on your preconceptions of what 'good' or 'beauty' are of limited interest to a creature that powerful. But of course I am just guessing here.
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09/25/2015 03:45 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
Yes he did so we could have A1 steak sauce
Anonymous Coward
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09/25/2015 03:49 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, your diet and your hygiene practices did that.
Logros
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09/25/2015 04:01 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, your diet and your hygiene practices did that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19492352


Lol nice answer, free will.

Obi-wan: YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!
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09/25/2015 04:07 AM
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Re: If There Is A God, Did He Also Create My Smelly, Hairy Balls?
No, your diet and your hygiene practices did that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19492352


Lol nice answer, free will.

Obi-wan: YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!
 Quoting: Logros 70405347


Free Willy!

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