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My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?

 
Charlie X
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My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Just say no. Then ask her is she want's a divorce. Let's see what she comes up with.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
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You got yourself a cheating fucking wife there, OP, get out while you can. She's most likely banging some other guy already.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Is she Black?

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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
In other words your dick is to small and she wants a bigger one, but still wants your money.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
is she hot?
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
 Quoting: Charlie X 28647410


You got yourself a cheating fucking wife there, OP, get out while you can. She's most likely banging some other guy already.
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there's a prowler in the growler, uh huh..
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11/28/2012 01:52 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
OP, I want to swing with you guys. I can have sex with your wife, you can have sex with my blow-up doll.
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11/28/2012 01:53 PM
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OP, I want to swing with you guys. I can have sex with your wife, you can have sex with my blow-up doll.
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Russ???

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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Maybe she needs one of these.

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11/28/2012 01:56 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Is she Black?
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That is a possibility, most white women would have just cuckolded him.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Is she Black?
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That is a possibility, most white women would have just cuckolded him.
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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/28/2012 01:59 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
 Quoting: Charlie X 28647410


How long have you been with her and how much do you trust her?

One of two things can happen... either you guys do it and she ends up sneaking around afterwards thus hurting your trust even more or she will continue being faithful to you, do this as a way to explore, and your trust towards each other will grow stronger.

These idiots that go around saying that she is cheating on you know nothing. I have known good friends that have done this and their marriage is beautiful. Sex does not always have to mean love is attached to it. It is a carnal human desire.

Humans were built to multiply... that means the man would sleep with as many women as he could to spread his genetic seed. The woman would have many partners as the man would as well. It is hard wired into us and is the reason why so many people cheat nowadays. We love sex... no doubt about it.

The hard part in todays society though it that culture has been crafted with the "Hes mine, shes mine" mentality and this type of behavior does not suit our current social structure. If you are to do it, you need to really really really really talk and be secure with what you are about to do and be honest with each other.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Just imagine another man pounding your wife ... Then ask yourself that same question. if you're ok with her getting reamed out,throat pumped and then blasted ion then go right ahead OP.
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11/28/2012 02:03 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
For this to manifest into words to you there has been a great deal of thought and action that has already happened to get to this place.

She is already cheating on you mentally and if not physically yet?....it is not very far away.

If she cares so little for your vows and the sanctity of your marriage it may be time to seek help or separate.

If it were me I would check her phone and computer traffic and then that will give you a better choice.

Myself...this would spell divorce and I would not want to be worrying about a lying cheating ingrate in my bed or home anymore.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I will swing with you guys OP.I am 5 9 redhead 19 yrs old.
looking to have some fun and try new things.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
 Quoting: Charlie X 28647410


How long have you been with her and how much do you trust her?

One of two things can happen... either you guys do it and she ends up sneaking around afterwards thus hurting your trust even more or she will continue being faithful to you, do this as a way to explore, and your trust towards each other will grow stronger.

These idiots that go around saying that she is cheating on you know nothing. I have known good friends that have done this and their marriage is beautiful. Sex does not always have to mean love is attached to it. It is a carnal human desire.

Humans were built to multiply... that means the man would sleep with as many women as he could to spread his genetic seed. The woman would have many partners as the man would as well. It is hard wired into us and is the reason why so many people cheat nowadays. We love sex... no doubt about it.

The hard part in todays society though it that culture has been crafted with the "Hes mine, shes mine" mentality and this type of behavior does not suit our current social structure. If you are to do it, you need to really really really really talk and be secure with what you are about to do and be honest with each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20053617


You are a fool.


If you are a godly man you would not even entertain the thought of swapping sex partners. You bring the destruction of your sanity and your soul upon you.

Adultery is the only excuse Jesus gives for divorce.


This also includes divorcing yourself from Him.
“If Noah’s flood really did occur, what would you expect to find? Billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth.” And guess what we find? Billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Just imagine another man pounding your wife ... Then ask yourself that same question. if you're ok with her getting reamed out,throat pumped and then blasted ion then go right ahead OP.
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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
 Quoting: Charlie X 28647410


If shes so timid you should have nothing to worry about. You should hook up with 5 girls before she meets 1 guy. Go out and fuck some young irish chicks for a while. Your wife will ultimetly get jealous and wish she never proposed the idea.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
It's a trap.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
It's a trap.
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ohyeah
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/28/2012 02:13 PM
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
Don't listen to old internet religious prudes.
Sex is fun. Life sucks. Have some fun before you die.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I will swing with you guys OP.I am 5 9 redhead 19 yrs old.
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... 350 pounds. Do you know where to buy the industrial sized bags of flour?
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Big women need loving too. I'll hook up with you cream puff. Where u located ? Fat or skinny, I'm not picky
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I will swing with you guys OP.I am 5 9 redhead 19 yrs old.
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... 350 pounds. Do you know where to buy the industrial sized bags of flour?
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NO NO SORRY SWEETY 110 LBS
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You don't have a "Wife", have never even seen a female naked in real life and are a greasy faced fat little douchebag, who probably never will, if you don't get off your computer, go finish your homework and quit being an immature jerkoff...there you go, that's your future...
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You don't have a "Wife", have never even seen a female naked in real life and are a greasy faced fat little douchebag, who probably never will, if you don't get off your computer, go finish your homework and quit being an immature jerkoff...there you go, that's your future...
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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I will swing with you guys OP.I am 5 9 redhead 19 yrs old.
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... 350 pounds. Do you know where to buy the industrial sized bags of flour?
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NO NO SORRY SWEETY 110 LBS
 Quoting: CREAM PUFF 1013165


Ewwwwwww!
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Re: My wife just asked me if I'd like to try swinging?
I hope she means in the park type swinging because she is a rather timid lass. What should I do if its the other swinging?
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LEAVE...NOW..while you DONT HAVE HERPES OR AIDS.

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16496689


He may already be infected.

She has been cheating on him for some time, and now wants to involve him in infidelity so when they both come down with an STD, then she can blame him.

She's cheating. The marriage is over. She is tired of you.
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I will swing with you guys OP.I am 5 9 redhead 19 yrs old.
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... 350 pounds. Do you know where to buy the industrial sized bags of flour?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27186911

NO NO SORRY SWEETY 110 LBS
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... In each leg.

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