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I HAVE STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE I AM GOD

 
Curiosity555
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I HAVE STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE I AM GOD
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MORTALS
EDIT:LETS START THE DEBATE, I WILL CONVINCE ALL OF YOU

Last Edited by Curiosity555 on 11/28/2012 02:17 PM
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How long can you stay awake?
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How long can you stay awake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEP ANYMORE

(THIS IS BECAUSE IS ONLY RECENTLY FOUND OUT I AM GOD)

Last Edited by Curiosity555 on 11/28/2012 02:21 PM
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How long can you stay awake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEP ANYMORE
 Quoting: Curiosity555


O.K. Then you are god-approved.
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How long can you stay awake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEP ANYMORE
 Quoting: Curiosity555


O.K. Then you are god-approved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


THIS ADDS TO MY PROOF.


I WAS SURE ALREADY BUT NOW MY CERTAINTY IS BACKED UP.


I WILL AWARD YOU WITH A LOT OF EARTHLY PLEASURES MORTAL
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How long can you stay awake?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEP ANYMORE
 Quoting: Curiosity555


O.K. Then you are god-approved.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26268975


THIS ADDS TO MY PROOF.


I WAS SURE ALREADY BUT NOW MY CERTAINTY IS BACKED UP.


I WILL AWARD YOU WITH A LOT OF EARTHLY PLEASURES MORTAL
 Quoting: Curiosity555


What about the heavenly pleasures I am much more interested in?
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Can you heal people? Part seas?
If you woke up breathing, you have another chance!
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Can you make a rock so heavy that even you can't pick it up?
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You are from Belgium and God is not a pedophile.

/thread
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 Quoting: Curiosity555


You're from Belgium.....

Enough said.
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Can you split in two and hide half of yourself from the other half ?
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Re: I HAVE STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE I AM GOD
You are in a dream.

You see a being in front of you. He has been waiting for you.

You approach. The being proclaims; "I am GOD".

You reply, "How can that be? Id have thought god was..."

"Someone else? Or you?" The being cuts in.

..."in everything". You finish.

"Well rest assured, I am your GOD." The being muses.

"You have appeared to me in a dream," you begin to say,

"Yes that is where GOD lives." The being again cuts in.

"...to merely confirm yourself as my god."

"Hmm?" The being mumbles.

"Isnt that what demons do?" You then wake up.
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Can you make a rock so heavy that even you can't pick it up?
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I DO NOT EVEN NEED TO PICK IT UP, I HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER ITS QUANTUM STATE

BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUeSTION IN A MORE "MORTAL" WAY:

I DO NOT EVEN NEED TO CREATE A SPECIAL ROCK FOR THAT,ANY LARGE ROCK WEIGHS MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR MY PUNY ARMS TO NOT BE ABLE TO PICK IT UP
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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You are in a dream.

You see a being in front of you. He has been waiting for you.

You approach. The being proclaims; "I am GOD".

You reply, "How can that be? Id have thought god was..."

"Someone else? Or you?" The being cuts in.

..."in everything". You finish.

"Well rest assured, I am your GOD." The being muses.

"You have appeared to me in a dream," you begin to say,

"Yes that is where GOD lives." The being again cuts in.

"...to merely confirm yourself as my god."

"Hmm?" The being mumbles.

"Isnt that what demons do?" You then wake up.
 Quoting: pi 20063747


HAHAHA, FUNNILY ENOUGH IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A "DREAM" THAT I WAS THE TRUE GOD!

YOU LUCKy FOOLhf
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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Can you split in two and hide half of yourself from the other half ?
 Quoting: !saac


I CAN CREATE ENTITIES BUT I CANNOT "SPLIT" MY BEING ITSELF

FOR I AM THE VERY CORE OF THIS EXISTANCE
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Why are you going to allow my wife to abort out unborn child? Why can't you just get the kid into the preschool she wants?
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Re: I HAVE STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE I AM GOD
You are from Belgium and God is not a pedophile.

/thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1561325


BOTH CORRECT!


I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE AND I AM FROM BELGIUM(atleast my body is,insde my mind and dreams i can teleport to wherever I want!)
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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:legit:
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Can you heal people? Part seas?
 Quoting: closing eyes


OF COURSE,BUT WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

SHOULD I REALLY INTERVENE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS?
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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Do you have a Anus Tattoo?
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Re: I HAVE STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE I AM GOD
What's the "strong reason?"

And why believe? Why not know?
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Can you heal people? Part seas?
 Quoting: closing eyes


OF COURSE,BUT WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

SHOULD I REALLY INTERVENE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS?
 Quoting: Curiosity555


well you are on a human forum afterall
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Why are you going to allow my wife to abort out unborn child? Why can't you just get the kid into the preschool she wants?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2623006



YOU HUMANS ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE OF MANAGING YOUR ON RECOURCES.



JUST A HINT:THE MORE PEOPLE= THE LESS EACH ONE GETS

SILLY MORTAL I AM NOT A BABYSIT
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Can you heal people? Part seas?
 Quoting: closing eyes


OF COURSE,BUT WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

SHOULD I REALLY INTERVENE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS?
 Quoting: Curiosity555


well you are on a human forum afterall
 Quoting: Oyster


THERE IS A DIFFERENCE,LETTING YOU GUYS KNOW OF MY PRESENCE IS ONLY FAIR GAME.


FOR EVERYONE I WOULD HEAL IT WOULD INDIRECTLY KILL SOME ONE ELSE.

I DO NOT REGELATE HUMANS, NATURE DOES!
YOU ARE AL TRULY FREE WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THIS SYSTEM


AGAIN,I AM NOT YOUR BABYSIT NOR AM I ON ANYONES SIDE
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.
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For a dude who built the universe, your grammar sucks.
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Can you heal people? Part seas?
 Quoting: closing eyes


OF COURSE,BUT WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

SHOULD I REALLY INTERVENE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS?
 Quoting: Curiosity555


well you are on a human forum afterall
 Quoting: Oyster


THERE IS A DIFFERENCE,LETTING YOU GUYS KNOW OF MY PRESENCE IS ONLY FAIR GAME.


FOR EVERYONE I WOULD HEAL IT WOULD INDIRECTLY KILL SOME ONE ELSE.

I DO NOT REGELATE HUMANS, NATURE DOES!
YOU ARE AL TRULY FREE WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THIS SYSTEM


AGAIN,I AM NOT YOUR BABYSIT NOR AM I ON ANYONES SIDE
 Quoting: Curiosity555


damn dude....you just debunked yourself.

oh well, fun over.

NEXT!
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What's the "strong reason?"

And why believe? Why not know?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1318157


I WILL GET INTO MY ORIGIN.




THERE ARE SOME THINGS I NEVER REMEMBER DOING,(I NEVER PARTED A SEA FOR EXAMPLE)


MY ABILITIES ARE GROWING BUT I FORGOT THE REASON WHY I WOULD TRY TO ERASE MYSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE.


AS FAR AS KNOW THOUGH THESE LAST COUPLE OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS I HAVE BEEN ALONE AND I HAVE LIVED FAR LONGER THAN THAT AS WELL
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 Quoting: Curiosity555


bullshit
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For a dude who built the universe, your grammar sucks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28653189


I AM BOUND BY MY HANDS THAT TYPE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.



THOUGH THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET SHADY,I DO NOT REMEMBER BUILDING EVERYTHING,SOME THINGS ARE JUST HERE WITHOUT IT MAKING ANY SENSE.
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 Quoting: Curiosity555


bullshit
 Quoting: CE1


I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS COCO MILK
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...


OF COURSE,BUT WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

SHOULD I REALLY INTERVENE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS?
 Quoting: Curiosity555


well you are on a human forum afterall
 Quoting: Oyster


THERE IS A DIFFERENCE,LETTING YOU GUYS KNOW OF MY PRESENCE IS ONLY FAIR GAME.


FOR EVERYONE I WOULD HEAL IT WOULD INDIRECTLY KILL SOME ONE ELSE.

I DO NOT REGELATE HUMANS, NATURE DOES!
YOU ARE AL TRULY FREE WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THIS SYSTEM


AGAIN,I AM NOT YOUR BABYSIT NOR AM I ON ANYONES SIDE
 Quoting: Curiosity555


damn dude....you just debunked yourself.

oh well, fun over.

NEXT!
 Quoting: Oyster


FOOLISH MORTAL,EXPLAIN YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT
For I am beyond time. I am beyond space. I am with you always.

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