I HAVE STRONG REASON TO BELIEVE I AM GOD

How long can you stay awake?

I DO NOT NEED TO SLEEP ANYMORE

(THIS IS BECAUSE IS ONLY RECENTLY FOUND OUT I AM GOD)

Last Edited by Curiosity555 on 11/28/2012 02:21 PM

O.K. Then you are god-approved.

THIS ADDS TO MY PROOF.


I WAS SURE ALREADY BUT NOW MY CERTAINTY IS BACKED UP.


I WILL AWARD YOU WITH A LOT OF EARTHLY PLEASURES MORTAL

What about the heavenly pleasures I am much more interested in?

Can you heal people? Part seas?

Can you make a rock so heavy that even you can't pick it up?

You are from Belgium and God is not a pedophile.

/thread

You're from Belgium.....

Enough said.

Can you split in two and hide half of yourself from the other half ?

You are in a dream.

You see a being in front of you. He has been waiting for you.

You approach. The being proclaims; "I am GOD".

You reply, "How can that be? Id have thought god was..."

"Someone else? Or you?" The being cuts in.

..."in everything". You finish.

"Well rest assured, I am your GOD." The being muses.

"You have appeared to me in a dream," you begin to say,

"Yes that is where GOD lives." The being again cuts in.

"...to merely confirm yourself as my god."

"Hmm?" The being mumbles.

"Isnt that what demons do?" You then wake up.

I DO NOT EVEN NEED TO PICK IT UP, I HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER ITS QUANTUM STATE

BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUeSTION IN A MORE "MORTAL" WAY:

I DO NOT EVEN NEED TO CREATE A SPECIAL ROCK FOR THAT,ANY LARGE ROCK WEIGHS MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR MY PUNY ARMS TO NOT BE ABLE TO PICK IT UP

HAHAHA, FUNNILY ENOUGH IT WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A "DREAM" THAT I WAS THE TRUE GOD!

YOU LUCKy FOOL

I CAN CREATE ENTITIES BUT I CANNOT "SPLIT" MY BEING ITSELF

FOR I AM THE VERY CORE OF THIS EXISTANCE

Why are you going to allow my wife to abort out unborn child? Why can't you just get the kid into the preschool she wants?

BOTH CORRECT!


I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE AND I AM FROM BELGIUM(atleast my body is,insde my mind and dreams i can teleport to wherever I want!)

:legit:

OF COURSE,BUT WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?

SHOULD I REALLY INTERVENE IN HUMAN AFFAIRS?

Do you have a Anus Tattoo?

What's the "strong reason?"

And why believe? Why not know?

well you are on a human forum afterall

YOU HUMANS ARE MORE THAN CAPABLE OF MANAGING YOUR ON RECOURCES.



JUST A HINT:THE MORE PEOPLE= THE LESS EACH ONE GETS

SILLY MORTAL I AM NOT A BABYSIT

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE,LETTING YOU GUYS KNOW OF MY PRESENCE IS ONLY FAIR GAME.


FOR EVERYONE I WOULD HEAL IT WOULD INDIRECTLY KILL SOME ONE ELSE.

I DO NOT REGELATE HUMANS, NATURE DOES!
YOU ARE AL TRULY FREE WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THIS SYSTEM


AGAIN,I AM NOT YOUR BABYSIT NOR AM I ON ANYONES SIDE

For a dude who built the universe, your grammar sucks.

damn dude....you just debunked yourself.

oh well, fun over.

NEXT!

I WILL GET INTO MY ORIGIN.




THERE ARE SOME THINGS I NEVER REMEMBER DOING,(I NEVER PARTED A SEA FOR EXAMPLE)


MY ABILITIES ARE GROWING BUT I FORGOT THE REASON WHY I WOULD TRY TO ERASE MYSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE.


AS FAR AS KNOW THOUGH THESE LAST COUPLE OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS I HAVE BEEN ALONE AND I HAVE LIVED FAR LONGER THAN THAT AS WELL

I AM BOUND BY MY HANDS THAT TYPE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.



THOUGH THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET SHADY,I DO NOT REMEMBER BUILDING EVERYTHING,SOME THINGS ARE JUST HERE WITHOUT IT MAKING ANY SENSE.

I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS COCO MILK

FOOLISH MORTAL,EXPLAIN YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT