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How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??

 
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How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
I am having trouble knowing even where to start with all of this.
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Wow, you have a girlfriend and mother-in-law? I'm guessing mother-in-law is not retarded girlfriend's mother.
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11/28/2012 05:28 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
You don't. Keep it to yourself. Why do you need to push your ideas on anyone?
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11/28/2012 05:37 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
You don't. Keep it to yourself. Why do you need to push your ideas on anyone?
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Yep especially when they are wrong!

It's just the file folder name for the Mujahideen within the cia it isn't THE cia.
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Yeah, a girlfriend AND a mother-in-law do not usually go together. So should we assume your wife understands?

Because the CIA had to do with the development of something does not mean they have been able to retain control of it. It's called Blowback when it gets away from them.

This is likely an instance of just that happening since they are murdering our ambassadors and so forth.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
You don't. You try to avoid them as much as possible.
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
I am having trouble knowing even where to start with all of this.
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because they will think you are nutsoid crazy, and rightfully so.
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11/28/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
You know,like i know,we are awake.Some people live in the bliss of ignorance.They choose to be in that state.To be fully aware of what is going on in the world is very painfull.I sometimes envy the sheep.
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11/28/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Do you have proof OP?
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11/28/2012 06:06 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
In almost every major foreign policy headline story we can see or at least sense the invisible hand of the CIA guiding policy. Sometimes it's their mistakes, or the sanitized versions of them, that make it into the news. The Arab Spring would be one thing you could point to but, as is the case with plotters moving in the dark, direct observation is inherently difficult... and dangerous.

You might point them to youtube to look at some videos evidencing and discussing the role the agency has played in the drug trade in Afghanistan. That's extremely well documented and easily searched upon there. They have reportedly made inroads in Mexico similarly in recent years. That would be less well documented but just as easily found in a search on youtube or google. Those two things alone reveal evidence of a pattern of behavior that indicates money laundering, criminal activity, presumably some deaths to cover it up, and massive violations of moral principles by basically selling what they outlaw.

I wouldn't get into the more nebulous stuff. Reveals must be done gradually.
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11/28/2012 06:12 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
You don't. Keep it to yourself. Why do you need to push your ideas on anyone?
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Yep especially when they are wrong!

It's just the file folder name for the Mujahideen within the cia it isn't THE cia.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10372663


Well said- You beat me to it.

Some people who claim to be "awake" (and call others "sheep" and "repeaters") merely repeat the same ol bumper sticker propaganda from Internet Radio which are half truths.

-THIS is a prime example and ends up discrediting anyone trying to have a serious discussion about these things. Especially when it was "Ranted" at them by someone who didnt have their facts straight and painted things in a deceptive light (even unintentionally)

This is how disinfo works- By giving a bit of truth but in a completely inaccurate and easily dismissed way... Like Al Quieda is the CIA or vice versa.
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11/28/2012 06:13 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Hilary Clinton admits that the US government created and funded Al-Qaeda in order to fight the soviet union, and she even considers that as a good thing.


Link: [link to www.youtube.com]




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11/28/2012 06:14 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Do you have proof OP?
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you have proof that their not?
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
I'd say that this Innocence of Muslims fake youtube trailer, made by Stanley Inc, which is apparently a State Department front group, combined with the appearance on TV news worldwide of alleged foreign enemies (who are apparently operatives) pointing to this fake trailer that had 17 hits total as proof of the Benghazi bungle is indicative of their guiding hand. I'd say the lies from the State Dept, news anchors, foreign agents posing as provocateurs, etc points in that direction but again, that's a bit murkier and sort of hot right now.
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11/28/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Do your girlfriend and mother know you call them retarded?
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11/28/2012 06:19 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
I am having trouble knowing even where to start with all of this.
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You have to start in the 80's with Mujahadeen in Afghanistan and work your way up to the Boogie Man of 9/11 Bin Laden. It will be impossible for them to argue at that point but cognitive dissonance may set in and they could break off and change the subject because they can't handle it psychologically.
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11/28/2012 06:20 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Start off with some hard facts about the US funding Al-queda to defeat the russians back in the late 70's and 80's.
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
If they are retarded ; they will probably not comprehend it
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
People refuse to accept that Reagan was a traitor who sold weapons to an American enemy.
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Start off with some hard facts about the US funding Al-queda to defeat the russians back in the late 70's and 80's.
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-Sure, its Business as usual.

The CIA (and their fore-bearers) also were totally in bed with the mafia during WW2, funded them (so to speak) so they would protect the Docks AND (key part) help start revolution and problems in Sicily/Italy.

Also the Contras... The Cocaine flowing into MESA (and Crack epidemic in an odd sort of way-)

They are dirty bastards always in bed with other dirty bastards.

But I have heard so much disinfo (again, spread through Internet Radio "repeaters") who have no grasp of the facts and rant everything out (missing very important parts)to claim things like the OP (in those exact same words)

-There is nothing new under the Sun. This shit has been going on since, well, forever. =/

Even when they THINK they are doing something for strategic reasons it often comes and bites us in the ass.

-As for 9-11... Um, my personal feelings are that the CIA used this as an excuse to blame their own Golem and have it destrioyed (if you get my drift) because Arab Muslims are not the race nor religion which brought those towers down. Nor was it the US Government (although some members obviously had a hand in it)

-I would look to our "friends" in the Middle East (and not the Saudis either...)
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Short and sweet...

Benghazi...the O administration knew it was "Al Shahaab" and "Al Qaeda" attacking the consulate. The CIA boys in Benghazi were told to stay put and not defend the consulate.

Why?

Answer: You fight your enemies. You do not fight yourself. Jesus said a house divided against itself would soon fall.
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11/28/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Don't bother. 90% of all women in Nazi Germany supported Hitler.
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11/28/2012 06:40 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
You don't. Keep it to yourself. Why do you need to push your ideas on anyone?
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+1
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11/28/2012 06:42 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
There's very little to be gained even if you sucessfully convince them of this fact. They'll simply have no interest in these facts anyways.

But if you must, explain it as "You might be friends with Suzy to get back at Charlotte (even though you dislike both of them), even providing Suzy with juicy gossip to get back at Charlotte. Replace gossip with weapons, and Suzy and Charlotte with nations and terrorist groups.
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11/28/2012 06:43 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Dude, you probably shouldn't be putting your penis into someone who you refer to as "retarded" to total strangers.

Plus, it could be illegal depending on which state you live in...could be considered statutory rape even if she's in her 30's. If the court finds her mentally unfit to consent, then it's rape.

I mean come on, how does this sound;

You: Bro, I just got this new girlfriend. Wanna see her picture?

Your friend: Sure. Dude. She looks kinda..

You: Yeah, she's totally retarded bro, like downs syndrome and shit.

Your friend: But don't you think that..

You: shyeah. I fucked her last night.

Your friend: lolwut? You fucked a retarded chick? Dude.

You: Shit was hot.

Your friend: <facepalms>
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Don't bother. 90% of all women in Nazi Germany supported Hitler.
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Women nearly always go with the flow. They will agree with whatever the dominant belief is.
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
There's very little to be gained even if you sucessfully convince them of this fact. They'll simply have no interest in these facts anyways.

But if you must, explain it as "You might be friends with Suzy to get back at Charlotte (even though you dislike both of them), even providing Suzy with juicy gossip to get back at Charlotte. Replace gossip with weapons, and Suzy and Charlotte with nations and terrorist groups.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18996623


That is the BEST (bar None) explanation I have ever heard regarding World political deception and Intrigue.

You Sir, have summed it up rather nicely.

Funny too. But true...Sadly, people die over this shit.
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11/28/2012 06:48 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
I am having trouble knowing even where to start with all of this.
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don't.

trust me it is not going to work. Prep instead with the energy you would use to convince them.

Prep extra for them if you love them dearly and want to protect them in a teotwaki situation.

Prep
prep
prep


War is coming (we assume right?) so get ready and don't try to make eagles out of chickens.
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
There's very little to be gained even if you sucessfully convince them of this fact. They'll simply have no interest in these facts anyways.

But if you must, explain it as "You might be friends with Suzy to get back at Charlotte (even though you dislike both of them), even providing Suzy with juicy gossip to get back at Charlotte. Replace gossip with weapons, and Suzy and Charlotte with nations and terrorist groups.
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I change my answer to this ^^^^^^
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11/28/2012 07:00 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
All you can do is overlook a sheeps contentment in being a sheep. Everything is just as it should be.
When it is their time, they will figure it out, till then just overlook the ignorance because at one time you were the same!
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11/28/2012 07:09 PM
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Re: How do I explain to my retarded girlfriend and mother in law that the CIA is al queda??
Step 1: Don't fuck a retarded chick.

Step 2: Don't try and talk about crazy shit with a retarded chick.

Step 3: Don't ever ever ever tell anyone about the retarded chick. Ever.

Step 4: Hope the desolate wreckage that once was your life is salvageable.

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