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I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

 
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I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
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I pee on the toilet paper roll, just because I'm ignorant. The only thing I regret is not being around to laugh when the asshole with the shitty ass can't wipe and leaves in a rage.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Mr. Woodcock
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
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such a good boy. You should be proud of your self. a star for the OP.

dumbass
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
So do I.
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches.

Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
[link to www.judaismvschristianity.com]
[link to www.jesuswordsonly.com]

The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
[link to www.henrymakow.com]
[link to www.giveshare.org]

The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
[link to stevenmcollins.com]

Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806


such a good boy. You should be proud of your self. a star for the OP.

dumbass
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10428279


lmao
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches.

Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
[link to www.judaismvschristianity.com]
[link to www.jesuswordsonly.com]

The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
[link to www.henrymakow.com]
[link to www.giveshare.org]

The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
[link to stevenmcollins.com]

Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
My bathroom is completely soundproofed.
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11/28/2012 05:36 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
It's reasonable as a Homo to do that....

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11/28/2012 05:37 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I have a string quartet playing whenever I go, so I can be as noisy as I want.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I have a string quartet playing whenever I go, so I can be as noisy as I want.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 610727


Are you playing the one string guitar in there?
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
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Same here and less splash back hahaha it's just cleaner
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot.....


lol
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
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Me too. Also doing that, you keep the stuff clean.

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To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
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i sued to do that but now in my old age i piss in a jar to save flushing all that water away
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I do the same, as I usually pee for 60 seconds or more at a time(I get self-conscious about "the longest pee" and have been called Austin Powers before lol).

I've found that it is definitely quieter but, it seems to lead to more splashes on the rim. Oh, well.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sing barbershop quartet melodies when I pee.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Sometimes I pee on the floor by mistake. drama
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches.

Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
[link to www.judaismvschristianity.com]
[link to www.jesuswordsonly.com]

The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
[link to www.henrymakow.com]
[link to www.giveshare.org]

The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
[link to stevenmcollins.com]

Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806


I piss right into the centre of the water, to make as loud a pissing noise as I can.

I try to fart loudly, too!

scream

cruise
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
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clappa
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Standing while urinating is stupid practice without a urinal.

I taught my sons to sit and pee while using a toilet.
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Sometimes I pee on the floor by mistake. drama
 Quoting: TheSeventhGate


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To live is to believe in the power of dreams.
To dream is to believe in the power of love.
To love is to believe in yourself.

Luca 21:28 "Ma quando queste cose cominceranno ad accadere, guardate in alto e alzate i vostri sguardi, perché la vostra liberazione è vicina".
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Standing while urinating is stupid practice without a urinal.

I taught my sons to sit and pee while using a toilet.
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


your kids are faggots
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


Now that's fucking strange.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Standing while urinating is stupid practice without a urinal.

I taught my sons to sit and pee while using a toilet.
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


your kids are faggots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


or they're gonna be.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I piss in the middle of the toilet water as powerful and loudly as possible with the bathroom door open so I express my dominance over the rest of the people in my house!
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Do something with it...
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Standing while urinating is stupid practice without a urinal.

I taught my sons to sit and pee while using a toilet.
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


your kids are faggots
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


How will they grow up to shill on GLP from the bathroom if they pee standing up?
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806


Ditto
Here is a list of 8 things to look for when trying to identify false flag psychological operations.
1. Staged events usually receive immediate national news coverage
2. There is a political agenda behind the coverage (gun control)
3. The incident inspires intense emotions (Dead kids)
4. Initial media reports conflict eyewitness accounts
5. No dead bodies are shown to the public
6. Celebrities are used to influence the public
7. Presence of mainstream media manipulation tactics
8. The Federal Government give attention to a local story

Question Everything.

When any institution is infiltrated by liberals, that institution no longer serves it's original purpose and instead becomes a social engineering vehicle to push a far left fascist agenda. Liberty and liberals are like oil and water.
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Sometimes I pee on the floor by mistake. drama
 Quoting: TheSeventhGate


:gdb:
 Quoting: DUCM900


evil3
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches.

Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
[link to www.judaismvschristianity.com]
[link to www.jesuswordsonly.com]

The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
[link to www.henrymakow.com]
[link to www.giveshare.org]

The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
[link to stevenmcollins.com]

Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com] 777

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