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I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

 
TheSeventhGate

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
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Now that's fucking strange.
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lol
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11/28/2012 05:54 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
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Interesting... spock
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11/28/2012 05:57 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
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Interesting... spock
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I stand to shit and sit to pee like you're suppose to.
BadHairDay

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11/28/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Yeah, I do the 'stealth' side of the toilet thing.

Have you ever had the situation when you've had sex, and some time later go to pee, and the 'hole' must get slightly stuck together or something AND TWO PEE STREAMS come out!!!!

Usually only one can be directed in....
It's all about the 'vibe'
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11/28/2012 06:00 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
don't cross the streams!!! (at urinal)
BadHairDay

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11/28/2012 06:21 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
LOL!
It's all about the 'vibe'
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11/28/2012 06:24 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
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OMG I'm not alone, I do this all the time. The thought someone can hear me pissing makes me totally uncomfortable, especially if the jets aren't firing at 100% if ya know what im saying lol.

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ANHEDONIC

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11/28/2012 06:59 PM

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
The bigger concern is not the noise but the splashback.

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Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
same here!
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11/28/2012 07:02 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Yeah, I do the 'stealth' side of the toilet thing.

Have you ever had the situation when you've had sex, and some time later go to pee, and the 'hole' must get slightly stuck together or something AND TWO PEE STREAMS come out!!!!

Usually only one can be directed in....
 Quoting: BadHairDay


fucking pissing logistics, should be a MIT course
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 07:05 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
i got a big one so i like to go full bore in the water so any passerbys can be jelly of me.
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11/28/2012 07:05 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in your toilet tank just to mess with your head.
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11/28/2012 07:07 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Pin this sh...
I mean..
Pin this piss!
Nam Marine
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11/28/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I thought girls sit down to pee?
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11/28/2012 07:33 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in the sink save money on the water bill by flushing
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11/28/2012 07:34 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on my knees so I wont splash all over the bathroom floor.
Stupid guys that pee right on the center have a smelly floor.
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11/28/2012 08:31 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in a bottle and then quietly sip it during the day
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11/28/2012 08:31 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
It sounds like you're pee pee shy.
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11/28/2012 08:34 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I do a handstand and piss in my mouth.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
On the grass is quieter.
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11/28/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
This cat just don't give a fuck. Goes right for the center.
At least it has the decency to wipe the seat off after...


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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
When you get older you will Learn to sit to piss so you don't dribble on your Feet, legs and floor.
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11/28/2012 08:50 PM

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
How do you position your vagina inorder to direct the stream of piss to the side?
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11/28/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the toilet paper roll, just because I'm ignorant. The only thing I regret is not being around to laugh when the asshole with the shitty ass can't wipe and leaves in a rage.
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Lol
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I enjoy a good pee in the sink
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11/28/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
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Pyractomena borealis

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Standing while urinating is stupid practice without a urinal.

I taught my sons to sit and pee while using a toilet.
 Quoting: Pyractomena borealis


your kids are faggots
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Clean urine off surfaces much?

An I also told them if they want to stand and pee to go outside.

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I do a handstand and piss in my mouth.
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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
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Huh?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
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Don't we all?


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