I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22690246 United States 11/28/2012 08:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise i thought i was the only one

Anonymous Coward User ID: 27359819 United States 11/28/2012 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I always face the toilet when I shit, where else would you put your coffee and newspaper??? Btw, it's alot easier to wipe also. stupid americans
Hells Truant User ID: 10505808 United States 11/28/2012 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot..... lol Quoting: anti-agenda21 Now that's fuckin' funny. Thought I was the only one that has experienced that. Hells Truant...a Being whose been through Hell and is temporarily being civil. "Touch my ol'lady i'll hurt you. Touch my Harley i'll fuckin' kill ya!"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17040466 United States 11/28/2012 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Girls make louder pee noises than boys
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28673851 Malaysia 11/28/2012 09:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 Try peeing OUTSIDE the toilet bowl ... no noise
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5359980 United States 11/28/2012 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood. Quoting: Thor's Hamster Funniest thing i`ve read all day!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 28385893 United States 11/28/2012 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise i pee out the window of my 39th floor apartment because it doesn't make a sound
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28677702 United States 11/28/2012 09:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Me too. Then I crap in the bath tub, and wipe my ass on the shower curtain.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27411217 United States 11/28/2012 09:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 I do too actually haha
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 11/28/2012 09:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I take little pieces of toilet paper and put them in the bowl and pretend they are ships. Then I see how many I can sink.
Desert Fox Forum Moderator User ID: 8786935 United States 11/28/2012 09:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Why isn't this pinned.

natasha77 User ID: 28641059 United States 11/28/2012 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise kINDA REMINDS ME WHEN I WORKED AT A PUB AND I POURED BEER ON THE SIDE OF THE GLASS...FOR LESS HEAD lol IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE THEM... CONFUSE THEM- Harry S. Truman
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27029071 United States 11/28/2012 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I don't think it's been established that the OP is either male or female. Shouldn't we get this established first?
Instant Karma wheels within wheels User ID: 25981580 United States 11/28/2012 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 What's your I Pee address? Last Edited by Instant Karma on 11/28/2012 09:50 PM "It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." -Henry Ford [link to www.webofdebt.com]
natasha77 User ID: 28641059 United States 11/28/2012 09:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Why isn't this pinned. Quoting: Desert Fox I agree. This needs to be addressed. IF YOU CAN'T CONVINCE THEM... CONFUSE THEM- Harry S. Truman
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18069765 United States 11/28/2012 09:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood. Quoting: Thor's Hamster Mr. Woodcock Quoting: Thor's Hamster Don't lie, you named your dong wilcock, and you know it!
anti-agenda21 User ID: 1462016 Canada 11/29/2012 02:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Yeah, I do the 'stealth' side of the toilet thing. Have you ever had the situation when you've had sex, and some time later go to pee, and the 'hole' must get slightly stuck together or something AND TWO PEE STREAMS come out!!!! Usually only one can be directed in.... Quoting: BadHairDay you missed the firstpage lol the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot..... lol
anti-agenda21 User ID: 1462016 Canada 11/29/2012 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot..... lol Quoting: anti-agenda21 Now that's fuckin' funny. Thought I was the only one that has experienced that. Quoting: Hells Truant fuck ya dude !!!! your not alone
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28727389 United States 11/29/2012 02:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I stopped doing that after noticing pee splatter all over the wall
ººEATºº User ID: 1317122 Canada 11/29/2012 02:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Have you ever had to go so bad that you used a public toilet that was plugged full of shit? Pissing in a toilet full of other people's shit is really nasty.... In the end it doesn't even matter...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States 11/29/2012 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee in the gas tank to my neighbors car.

Peeter User ID: 1404507 United States 11/29/2012 03:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee in ex GF's clothes hamper....it make no noise....
Earth Daughter Wide Awake User ID: 18531580 United States 11/29/2012 03:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sit facing the toilet to shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286 This guy tried to sue a restaurant because he got his dick trapped between the toilet seat and the lid. So, be careful. From my heart to yours.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States 11/29/2012 03:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I had totally forgotten about this, but years ago, I was leaving a very late party one night, on the way out of the house I caught my housemate in the living room, standing in front of the peoples' stereo, with the 5 CD changer tray open, pissing away into it. He was in a blackout drunk
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28706042 United States 11/29/2012 03:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee in your toilet tank just to mess with your head. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28538950
Anonymous Coward User ID: 787724 United States 11/29/2012 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise At the end of my pee I like to let out a nice fart. I also pee on the side and shake more than twice.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 28524339 United Kingdom 11/29/2012 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I always face the toilet when I shit, where else would you put your coffee and newspaper??? Btw, it's alot easier to wipe also. stupid americans Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27359819
Leslie Zevo Commander and Beef User ID: 17090286 United States 11/29/2012 03:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sit facing the toilet to shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286 This guy tried to sue a restaurant because he got his dick trapped between the toilet seat and the lid. So, be careful. Quoting: Earth Daughter I did, yeah... 'It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a packet of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.'
CripplingLies User ID: 5010858 Brazil 11/29/2012 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I have trouble to pee, too much weight to hold for too long... ___________________ Good news crawl, bad news fly.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 801546 United States 11/29/2012 07:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise When you get older you will Learn to sit to piss so you don't dribble on your Feet, legs and floor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28637955 true that. I'm only 26 and half the time I already sit down to pee. Something about it being relaxing and easy on the feet, I dunno.
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