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I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

 
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
i thought i was the only one
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I always face the toilet when I shit, where else would you put your coffee and newspaper???

Btw, it's alot easier to wipe also.


stupid americans
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot.....


lol
 Quoting: anti-agenda21
cruise
Now that's fuckin' funny. Thought I was the only one that has experienced that.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Girls make louder pee noises than boys
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806



Try peeing OUTSIDE the toilet bowl ... no noise
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
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Funniest thing i`ve read all day!
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
i pee out the window of my 39th floor apartment because it doesn't make a sound
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Me too.

Then I crap in the bath tub, and wipe my ass on the shower curtain.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Its true.
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I do too actually haha
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I take little pieces of toilet paper and put them in the bowl and pretend they are ships. Then I see how many I can sink.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Why isn't this pinned.
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kINDA REMINDS ME WHEN I WORKED AT A PUB AND I POURED BEER ON THE SIDE OF THE GLASS...FOR LESS HEAD lolduhcroc222
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I don't think it's been established that the OP is either male or female. Shouldn't we get this established first?
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Its true.
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What's your I Pee address?

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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Why isn't this pinned.
 Quoting: Desert Fox


I agree. This needs to be addressed.popcorn
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Mr. Woodcock
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Don't lie, you named your dong wilcock, and you know it! peepants
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Yeah, I do the 'stealth' side of the toilet thing.

Have you ever had the situation when you've had sex, and some time later go to pee, and the 'hole' must get slightly stuck together or something AND TWO PEE STREAMS come out!!!!

Usually only one can be directed in....
 Quoting: BadHairDay


you missed the firstpage lol

the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot.....


lol
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot.....


lol
 Quoting: anti-agenda21
cruise
Now that's fuckin' funny. Thought I was the only one that has experienced that.
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fuck ya dude !!!!

your not alone
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I stopped doing that after noticing pee splatter all over the wall
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Have you ever had to go so bad that you used a public toilet that was plugged full of shit? Pissing in a toilet full of other people's shit is really nasty....
In the end it doesn't even matter...
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in the gas tank to my neighbors car.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I pee in ex GF's clothes hamper....it make no noise....
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


This guy tried to sue a restaurant because he got his dick trapped between the toilet seat and the lid. So, be careful. tounge
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I had totally forgotten about this, but years ago, I was leaving a very late party one night, on the way out of the house I caught my housemate in the living room, standing in front of the peoples' stereo, with the 5 CD changer tray open, pissing away into it.

He was in a blackout drunk tounge
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I pee in your toilet tank just to mess with your head.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
At the end of my pee I like to let out a nice fart. I also pee on the side and shake more than twice.
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I always face the toilet when I shit, where else would you put your coffee and newspaper???

Btw, it's alot easier to wipe also.


stupid americans
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27359819


lmao
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11/29/2012 03:22 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I sit facing the toilet to shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286


This guy tried to sue a restaurant because he got his dick trapped between the toilet seat and the lid. So, be careful. tounge
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


I did, yeah...
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
I have trouble to pee, too much weight to hold for too long...
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11/29/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
When you get older you will Learn to sit to piss so you don't dribble on your Feet, legs and floor.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28637955





true that. I'm only 26 and half the time I already sit down to pee. Something about it being relaxing and easy on the feet, I dunno.

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