I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

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I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5781806 United Kingdom 11/28/2012 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 27428056 Canada 11/28/2012 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee on the toilet paper roll, just because I'm ignorant. The only thing I regret is not being around to laugh when the asshole with the shitty ass can't wipe and leaves in a rage.
Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States 11/28/2012 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster User ID: 1248699 United States 11/28/2012 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood. Quoting: Thor's Hamster Mr. Woodcock Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10428279 United States 11/28/2012 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 such a good boy. You should be proud of your self. a star for the OP. dumbass
TheSeventhGate User ID: 17546962 Ireland 11/28/2012 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise So do I. The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready? Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified. Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches. Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12 And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations) Saul/Paul, the false Apostle. [link to www.judaismvschristianity.com] [link to www.jesuswordsonly.com] The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy. [link to www.henrymakow.com] [link to www.giveshare.org] The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found! [link to stevenmcollins.com] Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect. [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] 777

TheSeventhGate User ID: 17546962 Ireland 11/28/2012 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 such a good boy. You should be proud of your self. a star for the OP. dumbass Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10428279 The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready? Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified. Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches. Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12 And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations) Saul/Paul, the false Apostle. [link to www.judaismvschristianity.com] [link to www.jesuswordsonly.com] The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy. [link to www.henrymakow.com] [link to www.giveshare.org] The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found! [link to stevenmcollins.com] Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect. [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14105059 United States 11/28/2012 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise My bathroom is completely soundproofed.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 690493 United States 11/28/2012 05:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise It's reasonable as a Homo to do that.... Homosapien
Anonymous Coward User ID: 610727 Australia 11/28/2012 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I have a string quartet playing whenever I go, so I can be as noisy as I want.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27428056 Canada 11/28/2012 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I have a string quartet playing whenever I go, so I can be as noisy as I want. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 610727 Are you playing the one string guitar in there?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28660654 Canada 11/28/2012 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 Same here and less splash back hahaha it's just cleaner
anti-agenda21 User ID: 1462016 Canada 11/28/2012 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise the one that gets me always laughing is, the next morning after sex taking a piss and the cum has dried a bit on the end of the knob and you got an intersection happening when you piss away....this way, that way, over there on your foot..... lol
DUCM900 User ID: 28658373 Italy 11/28/2012 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 Me too. Also doing that, you keep the stuff clean.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28660349 United States 11/28/2012 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 i sued to do that but now in my old age i piss in a jar to save flushing all that water away
yankeemofo User ID: 18296310 United States 11/28/2012 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I do the same, as I usually pee for 60 seconds or more at a time(I get self-conscious about "the longest pee" and have been called Austin Powers before lol). I've found that it is definitely quieter but, it seems to lead to more splashes on the rim. Oh, well. Meet the new boss; same as the old boss. Trust in those that seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/28/2012 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sing barbershop quartet melodies when I pee.
TheSeventhGate User ID: 17546962 Ireland 11/28/2012 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Sometimes I pee on the floor by mistake. The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready? Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified. Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches. Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12 And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations) Saul/Paul, the false Apostle. [link to www.judaismvschristianity.com] [link to www.jesuswordsonly.com] The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy. [link to www.henrymakow.com] [link to www.giveshare.org] The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found! [link to stevenmcollins.com] Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect. [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28644086 United Kingdom 11/28/2012 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 I piss right into the centre of the water, to make as loud a pissing noise as I can. I try to fart loudly, too!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/28/2012 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sit facing the toilet to shit.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16158284 United States 11/28/2012 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise

Pyractomena borealis User ID: 20793638 United States 11/28/2012 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Standing while urinating is stupid practice without a urinal. I taught my sons to sit and pee while using a toilet. There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton
DUCM900 User ID: 28658373 Italy 11/28/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Sometimes I pee on the floor by mistake. Quoting: TheSeventhGate :gdb:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27428056 Canada 11/28/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sit facing the toilet to shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286 Now that's fucking strange.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28650068 United States 11/28/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I piss in the middle of the toilet water as powerful and loudly as possible with the bathroom door open so I express my dominance over the rest of the people in my house!
Future Viewer User ID: 1344660 United States 11/28/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I pee on the wall and floor when I have morning wood. Quoting: Thor's Hamster ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Do something with it...
DILKe User ID: 22396835 United States 11/28/2012 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Its true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 Ditto Marxism is the true enemy of our civilization. What is Cultural Marxism: [link to www.bitchute.com (secure)]
TheSeventhGate User ID: 17546962 Ireland 11/28/2012 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise Sometimes I pee on the floor by mistake. Quoting: TheSeventhGate :gdb: Quoting: DUCM900 The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready? Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified. Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches. Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12 And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations) Saul/Paul, the false Apostle. [link to www.judaismvschristianity.com] [link to www.jesuswordsonly.com] The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy. [link to www.henrymakow.com] [link to www.giveshare.org] The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found! [link to stevenmcollins.com] Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect. [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
TheSeventhGate User ID: 17546962 Ireland 11/28/2012 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sit facing the toilet to shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286 Now that's fucking strange. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27428056 lol The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready? Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified. Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches. Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12 And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations) Saul/Paul, the false Apostle. [link to www.judaismvschristianity.com] [link to www.jesuswordsonly.com] The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy. [link to www.henrymakow.com] [link to www.giveshare.org] The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found! [link to stevenmcollins.com] Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect. [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] [link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 5781806 United Kingdom 11/28/2012 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sit facing the toilet to shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286 Interesting...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8668963 United States 11/28/2012 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I pee on the side of the toilet because it makes less noise I sit facing the toilet to shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17090286 Interesting... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5781806 I stand to shit and sit to pee like you're suppose to.
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