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If You Met Obama You Would Humbly Address Him As "Mr. President", No Matter how Much Shit You Talk Here.

 
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He is The President of the United States.

The election is over.

Regardless of your personal feelings, you must respect the office and the position.

Have respect, please.
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bitch please, he must lick my balls.
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I've grown tired of you homosexuals and your obsession.
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no homo here, don't take everything so literally.
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

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I would be respectful (not that I will ever be in a position to meet any president, past present or future-) just as I would have been respectful to George W. (who I think was FAR worse than Obama)-

-Hell, I would be respectful and even bow if I met the Queen the England, or the CEO of google OR a dishwasher or worker at mcdonalds.

-Thats because the only place I am ever really a dick is ONLINE and in person I try to be quite respectful towards everyone and whatever position they hold (even if I do not personally like them)

I know I would certainly not want to sit around and hang out with the guy- I dont like him. I dont like his policies... But I would be polite and respectful and would actually think it would be pretty cool (meeting any president or Royal personage)
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Good for you !! I am not that nice. I would GTFO before having to deal with that POS that's the best I could do
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He is The President of the United States.

The election is over.

Regardless of your personal feelings, you must respect the office and the position.

Have respect, please.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326993


Let them diddle themselves in their little fantasy world. Watching the Republicans is hilarious. The election proved that if the SHTF the Doom would be theirs. They have a "demographics problem".

The Republican are refusing to adapt and when one refuses to adapt nature eliminates them.
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You are as big a fool as the others.

All WILL respect the office as American citizens. That is the way of things.

Those of you that are not Americans, you may do as you please. However, I am quite sure you have political officials in your own countries with your own news.

As for American citizens, feel free to give up your citizenship if you disagree.

There has been yet another non-violent transfer of power. Most of you here have no idea how the rest of the world operates. Royalty, kings, queens, lords, dictators, and strongmen.

Be thankful for what you have.
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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:saudiblow:
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SOOOOOOO.... sad.

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Mr.our not my President. This is what I'd say no matter what the outcome !!!
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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Maybe YOU WOULD, OP.

I have met more important people than Obammie.

He is not worth the time it takes to type here.

Maybe you lick the boots of power, I am beyond that.
Now is the time.
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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Maybe YOU WOULD, OP.

I have met more important people than Obammie.

He is not worth the time it takes to type here.

Maybe you lick the boots of power, I am beyond that.
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-It isnt about "licking the boots of Power"- The way I take it, the OP means would you be respectful to him. Licking boots is as far a cry from respect as kindness is to Weakness.

-Not the same. At all.

And as I earlier stated, I would be respectful although I do not like him nor his policies. I think most would do the same even if they say otherwise.
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I hit the "Pin" icon by mistake, when trying to hit the quote button.

That would be LITERALLY pin this shit.


O is a piece of crap. Never have I addressed crap as "Mr. President".
Now is the time.
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He is The President of the United States.

The election is over.

Regardless of your personal feelings, you must respect the office and the position.

Have respect, please.
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I'll start having respect for the office when the guy IN it starts showing some, rather than disdain and contempt for all things American.

In other words, that commie assclown can go fuck himself for a change, rather than the country.

Not only would I address him as 'Chairman Obamao' if we met face to face, I'd order him to 'kneel before Zod'.
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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i beg to differ
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Hi Mr. Soetoro.
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See this topic is interesting because the standard answer is "respect the office." I see it as I'm his boss. He answers to me. Just saying. This whole notion of the presidency being a transcendent office is nonsense. I understand the need for respect, but at the same time the guy is a human being. Just because you have a "title" doesn't entitle you to unobjectional respect.
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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Bow? Curtsy? A handshake would be good enough for Mr. Harrison Bounel!
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if Gunnery Sergeant Hartman met obama he would have this to say to obama.... You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even a human fucking being. You are nothing but a unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Ive met him several times. "Mr Obama" for me as well!!!!
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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I had the chance to meet him and dclined.
He is a scourge to America.
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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no these bitches would drop to their knees.
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He is a servant of the people, not vice versa
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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He is The President of the United States.

The election is over.

Regardless of your personal feelings, you must respect the office and the position.

Have respect, please.
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That's asking a whole lot.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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I had the chance to meet him and dclined.
He is a scourge to America.
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I would agree with this!!

clappaclappa
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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I would honor the Office and call Him, Mr. Obama, but beyond that, no way.
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Guys on this site like to talk a good game, but if they were ever confronted with military or federal agents, or any type of person from officialdom, they would all fold like the little keyboard warrior daisies they are. All of them. 100%.
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See this topic is interesting because the standard answer is "respect the office." I see it as I'm his boss. He answers to me. Just saying. This whole notion of the presidency being a transcendent office is nonsense. I understand the need for respect, but at the same time the guy is a human being. Just because you have a "title" doesn't entitle you to unobjectional respect.
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If you didn't vote for him, you're not his boss. You picked the other guy.
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Guys on this site like to talk a good game, but if they were ever confronted with military or federal agents, or any type of person from officialdom, they would all fold like the little keyboard warrior daisies they are. All of them. 100%.
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stop projecting your sissy passive personality onto others who have no problem speaking their minds to any official or authority when they know that the power of said official or authority is being misused and abused.
Wherever you go,there you are.

John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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I am white, he would never let me close enough to meet.
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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I would call him Mr. President because in a civilized society that's what you do. BUT, I would neither bow, curtsy, nor gush. Our President should not bow to foreign leaders nor should the people bow to the President.
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You would Bitch right up in his presence and bow your stupid head or even curtsy.

Anyone half a psycho did otherwise would not only shame their family name but they would be an embarrassment to their entire city or town and be forever known as "that asshole".

Yeah think about that. You know you would call him Mr. President and gush like a thirteen year old girl who just met Justin Beiber.
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:saudiblow:
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Guys on this site like to talk a good game, but if they were ever confronted with military or federal agents, or any type of person from officialdom, they would all fold like the little keyboard warrior daisies they are. All of them. 100%.
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stop projecting your sissy passive personality onto others who have no problem speaking their minds to any official or authority when they know that the power of said official or authority is being misused and abused.
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Whatever keyboard tuf guy. If the FBI came to raid your house today, with no warrant or anything, you would shit yourself and not say shit. Period. In my line of work, I see people lose urinary and bowel function for less. Most people just end up shaken and nervous, asking for glasses of water.
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He is The President of the United States.

The election is over.

Regardless of your personal feelings, you must respect the office and the position.

Have respect, please.
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Just like the lefties after Bushy's second term, right? Uh huh.

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