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Who urinates in bottles at night?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 12:03 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Why not just use a diaper?

At least it's warmer

lmao
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11/29/2012 12:03 AM

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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
My sister and her husband bought a super cheap house next to a freeway. Every so often they'd find a soda or detergent bottle filled with pee in their backyard.
 Quoting: Fling it 1439176


Yuck, what kind of asshole does that?

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And to Stay on Topic, I only Urinate in Bottles on the Freeway, then I throw them out into traffic & Yell "That Was PISS!!"
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11/29/2012 12:03 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
My sister and her husband bought a super cheap house next to a freeway. Every so often they'd find a soda or detergent bottle filled with pee in their backyard.
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Yes, they are called piss b0mbs, and some truckers throw them out of their windows as they drive along.

If one of these flying b0mbs hits your car on the highway, it might explode into a golden rain of piss all over your car, not to mention leaving a dent behind to remind you of the experience.
Old MacDonald

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11/29/2012 12:03 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
wtf you lazy fucks.
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charlie
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/29/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Why not just use a diaper?

At least it's warmer

lmao
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What are you? An astronaut?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 12:08 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
I use a bottle when I gotta piss so badly that I actually get a never ending woody from the force on the prostate, otherwise I would piss all over the place.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 12:13 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
I use a water jug lol
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11/29/2012 08:54 AM
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OK , now I haven't told anyone this....but , I recently got a puppy that sleeps beside my bed in a crate , if I needed the toilet in the night she would wake up and start crying/barking so I took a jug to bed with me and would wee in there in the dark.....it was a temporary thing as she is settled now and I get up and visit the bathroom now and she doesn't even wake up....no more weeing in jugs for me , but I did smile when I saw the thread....
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11/29/2012 09:15 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Piss jugs are ONLY for the way of the road. Fuckin' way she goes...
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11/29/2012 09:15 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Piss jugs are ONLY for the way of the road. Fuckin' way she goes...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22258555


and throwing them off overpasses once they are FULL

charlie
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 09:18 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Piss jugs are ONLY for the way of the road. Fuckin' way she goes...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22258555


and throwing them off overpasses once they are FULL

charlie
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ohyeah
Judethz
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11/29/2012 09:20 AM

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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
I use a 20 litre bucket at night in the winter because yurts don't have toilets, and I don't feel like getting out in the -20deg. temps. just to go pee. It takes too long to get on enough clothes so I don't freeze when I'm out. It's much easier this way.

The chamber pot can be emptied in the morning.

Refresh the stove heater, then back to bed.
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blackpuma2 Only on GLP. rofl
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 09:20 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Me. When there's people in the house I don't know. I pee in milk cartons.
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11/29/2012 09:22 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
I use a 20 litre bucket at night in the winter because yurts don't have toilets, and I don't feel like getting out in the -20deg. temps. just to go pee. It takes too long to get on enough clothes so I don't freeze when I'm out. It's much easier this way.

The chamber pot can be emptied in the morning.

Refresh the stove heater, then back to bed.
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SOMEONE FROM MONGOLIA!! DAMN!! You have internet in Mongolia??
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 09:25 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
I'm taking a poll to see how many people urinate in bottles at night because they are too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom?......also what types of containers do u like to urinate in/ example the large Mott's apple juice bottles from BJs wharehouse or simply water bottles coffee cans?
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Austin? What are u doing here?
 Quoting: StilettoXXX


P.S, We all know u use empty 120z water bottles, and keep them in the closet on the top shelf!
spock
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That's where I kept mine
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 09:27 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
These are what I have:
[link to outdoorguy.hubpages.com]
John and Jane Urinals have a wide enough hole to fit one's member inside,
important so as not to pee in your tent.
Also, my women friends like the adapter and use them as well.
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy

Just don't be mean and replace your friend's packed water bottle with one of your own making.

That tends to piss them off, especially when they don't find it until they're halfway up the mountain and need some water.

But I would never do anything such as that, honest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28678309


Why do you even post here, mongolia? STFU and GTFO LMMFAOOOO
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629593


Piss off, Luxxor.

Is that even a nation, or just the EU's broom closet?
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We are one of the richest countries in the world you uncivilized Mongolian. Why do you even have Internet access? cruise rofl
Carshy McCarsh

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11/29/2012 09:28 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Only when I'm at the pub and the guy's got his back turned.
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cruise
Tell me what this tastes like...
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 09:31 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
You're all slobs! I do pee in the shower though!

cruise
Old MacDonald

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11/29/2012 09:31 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
You're all slobs! I do pee in the shower though!

cruise
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Me too! Everytime!

charlie
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/29/2012 09:33 AM

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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
haunt the f
Old MacDonald

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11/29/2012 09:34 AM
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haunt the f
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iamwith
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/29/2012 09:40 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Totally reminds me of the aviator

@ 1:11

Old MacDonald

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11/29/2012 09:58 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
bump

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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/29/2012 10:04 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
Yeah what of it. It stinks....and it's a pain to empty them.

But
My land-lady goes to bed at 7:30 pm and has 2 dogs that go apeshit when there is movement in the house or noises.

So yeah...I'm lazy...but when I'm half asleep; I don't want to risk staggering into a wall and having those dogs go off.

I wish she would just move away....I got the bait and switch when I signed the lease. She acted like she was moving out in 3 weeks but it's been 4 months and it feels like I'm on probation or something in a halfway house.

I love my parent's dogs....but I wouldn't have them....unless I needed a guard dog...and it wouldn't be some pug....it'd be one that could bite an intruder to death or at least keep them busy till I shot them.

Or I could pour my piss bottles on them LOL
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11/29/2012 10:28 AM
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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
I dont see how anyonecould be that lazy. You probably are too lazy to wipe your ass and wash your hands. Ill put money on you being an obese disgusting fat person with no self esteem!
Stealth521

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11/29/2012 10:46 AM

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Re: Who urinates in bottles at night?
I have as recently as yesterday AM. Was up in the deer stand. Can't forget your trusty piss jug! Also if another hunter pisses you off you pour it around their deer stand.

I don't piss in jugs at night though.

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