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Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/28/2012 09:56 PM
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Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
It looks so stupid!!

They look like their pissing their pants!!


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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
LOL THAT IS TO FUNNY
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11/28/2012 09:58 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
to get that high note.
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11/28/2012 10:03 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
To hit the high notes?
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11/28/2012 10:06 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
Their hand has to go somewhere, the crotch just happens to be there.
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11/28/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
To hit the high notes?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24987057


That's right! It's the Barry Gibb effect. He always raised his hand to his ear and wore those pink jackets and shit so you din't see the string going down his shirt sleeve into his pants tuggin on his cock.
It's easy to find something worth dying for. Do you have anything worth living for?
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11/28/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
I don't know.

I always get somebody to do it for me.

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11/28/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
Baggy pants tend to droop.

Grabbing the crotch pull up the pant legs and allows the singer the possibility to move or walk without tripping over the cuffs.

Plus it gets you to look at their jewels.

And as we all know:

Milkshakes bring both boy and girls to the yard.
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11/28/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
to emulate negroes, who grab their crotch to make sure they don't loose what's most important to them, they dicks
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11/28/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: Why do guys hold their crotch when they sing??
to emulate negroes, who grab their crotch to make sure they don't loose what's most important to them, they dicks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28385893


This. Freaking losers. And the wiggers follow suit.

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