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How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex

 
King Julian The Boy Prophet
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How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
I'm offering my patented 3 step plan for FREE* now while supplies last!

1. Take a look in the mirror.
2. Realize the world does not revolve around you.
3. Move on. Maybe take yourself and a lady out for a night on the town.
King Julian The Boy Prophet (OP)

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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
I think I hit rock bottom when I begun scouring user ids (mine, mostly) for "clues" in the numbers. Yeah, the god complex takes you everywhere. But really, it's important to realize what triggered you. For me it was a girl I couldn't have, so I became god in order to get her. I failed. God would not.
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11/28/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
Based on that plan, shouldn't the thread be entitled; "How to cure MY Messiah complex"

Or did you miss step 1?
Julian, King of Nothing (OP)

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11/28/2012 10:17 PM

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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
No, that's the most important step.
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11/28/2012 10:20 PM
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Didn't work. After I picked up the handheld mirror I couldn't help but dance around the room with joy at beholding my own image.

And that's when I noticed it in the mirror...the world was revolving around me. Thanks again for reminding me how awesome I am Op!

twirl
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Didn't work. After I picked up the handheld mirror I couldn't help but dance around the room with joy at beholding my own image.

And that's when I noticed it in the mirror...the world was revolving around me. Thanks again for reminding me how awesome I am Op!

twirl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


Haha! good one!

rofl
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11/29/2012 02:45 PM

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Didn't work. After I picked up the handheld mirror I couldn't help but dance around the room with joy at beholding my own image.

And that's when I noticed it in the mirror...the world was revolving around me. Thanks again for reminding me how awesome I am Op!

twirl
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laugh

You're Vanity Smurf!

charlie

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11/29/2012 02:49 PM
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I would have given myself 10.000,- euro already and moved on.
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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
I'm offering my patented 3 step plan for FREE* now while supplies last!

1. Take a look in the mirror.
2. Realize the world does not revolve around you.
3. Move on. Maybe take yourself and a lady out for a night on the town.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


Send it toohappy
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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
I think I hit rock bottom when I begun scouring user ids (mine, mostly) for "clues" in the numbers. Yeah, the god complex takes you everywhere. But really, it's important to realize what triggered you. For me it was a girl I couldn't have, so I became god in order to get her. I failed. God would not.
 Quoting: King Julian The Boy Prophet


what exactly does user id's have to do with anything
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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
I think I hit rock bottom when I begun scouring user ids (mine, mostly) for "clues" in the numbers. Yeah, the god complex takes you everywhere. But really, it's important to realize what triggered you. For me it was a girl I couldn't have, so I became god in order to get her. I failed. God would not.
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chuckle
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12/01/2012 02:22 PM
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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
I AM 888

I AM HOD

SEE THE WORLD IN A NEW LIGHT

SEE THINGS IN A NEW LIGHT

H 14 10 64

LOOKING FOR ME
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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
I AM 888

I AM HOD

SEE THE WORLD IN A NEW LIGHT

SEE THINGS IN A NEW LIGHT

H 14 10 64

LOOKING FOR ME
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1351242


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Re: How To Cure YOUR Messiah Complex
what the shit? you're the most self absorbed person here.

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