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How to Get Over the FACT that There IS a New Age Messiah

 
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what the fuck.
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what the fuck.
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This is in response to some lame thread about messiah complex. sun
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No offense OP but can you elaborate please? New age messiah? who? The antichrist?

And why does it matter to look with your heart in the mirror..
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Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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new age messiah you are a mere whelp in the shadow of my presence , now continue your subatomic egoic dispensations so i may laugh at you from vast altitudes that your eyes could never perceive
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what the fuck.
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This is in response to some lame thread about messiah complex. sun
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New Age "Messiah", the ego that never dies.violin
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No offense OP but can you elaborate please? New age messiah? who? The antichrist?

And why does it matter to look with your heart in the mirror..
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I'm the New Age Messiah, it's the greatest true story ever told, I had a revelation, when I looked at my heart in the mirror, then I closed my eyes and went inside my heart, till I felt it for real, i was inside my heart, for real, and it felt super innocent and happy, and I said "this is me" inside my heart, the way I usually think "that's me" when i look in the mirror.

A rush of energy and light flooded my soul and mind, the words THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD were there without me thinking them, then there were tons of miracles, eventually the Egyptian Goddess Tefnut spoke to me, and I became the only person in the world to solve LOST.

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i bet that is what you see in the hospital mirror after resperdol and thorazine mega-dose.
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So what do you want- a medal?
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The picture is like a literal human heart smiling in the mirror. sun
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i bet that is what you see in the hospital mirror after resperdol and thorazine mega-dose.
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The Haloperidol helps him a lot also, but nothing works as well as the electro-shock therapy...the goddess Tuf-Nut appears to him when the voltage goes above 180v
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IT'S A MIRROR-ACLE

"Received the pendants, they really are beautiful.
As I put one of them on I felt like my whole body was transforming. Felt this surge of power, It was least to say very Interesting, I'm at a lost for words on how to describe the feeling that came over me. WOW"
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another tiny silly human thinking hes God...its just pathetic
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The picture is like a literal human heart smiling in the mirror. sun
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I believe you and the Apostle Paul
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The picture is like a literal human heart smiling in the mirror. sun
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I believe you and the Apostle Paul
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My story and claims cannot be discredited, so anyone who DISbelieves me is evil or stupid.
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Do you have your own calendar?
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Do you have your own calendar?
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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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Do you have your own calendar?
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No offense OP but can you elaborate please? New age messiah? who? The antichrist?

And why does it matter to look with your heart in the mirror..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629593


I'm the New Age Messiah, it's the greatest true story ever told, I had a revelation, when I looked at my heart in the mirror, then I closed my eyes and went inside my heart, till I felt it for real, i was inside my heart, for real, and it felt super innocent and happy, and I said "this is me" inside my heart, the way I usually think "that's me" when i look in the mirror.

A rush of energy and light flooded my soul and mind, the words THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD were there without me thinking them, then there were tons of miracles, eventually the Egyptian Goddess Tefnut spoke to me, and I became the only person in the world to solve LOST.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Most messiahs walk around performing miracles...

You solved Lost...

laugh

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Most messiahs walk around performing miracles...

You solved Lost...

laugh
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There's never been a messiah, dumbass. At least not in recorded history, i.e. made up storybook characters are not messiahs.
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No offense OP but can you elaborate please? New age messiah? who? The antichrist?

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many people believe the Nobody is the New Age Messiah and those Catholics and Christians who feel threatened by that will call him 'the antichrist'
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No offense OP but can you elaborate please? New age messiah? who? The antichrist?

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many people believe the Nobody is the New Age Messiah and those Catholics and Christians who feel threatened by that will call him 'the antichrist'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28673496


I suffered a nearly fatal head wound and am rising from the abyss, and I am a nobody. sun

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Most messiahs walk around performing miracles...

You solved Lost...

laugh
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC

There's never been a messiah, dumbass. At least not in recorded history, i.e. made up storybook characters are not messiahs.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Oh you mean 'made up storybook characters' just like you find in Egyptian MYTHology?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

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Oh you mean 'made up storybook characters' just like you find in Egyptian MYTHology?

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

charlie
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC

I can only speak for Tefnut, out of all the stuff in Egyptian myth, She PROVED Her omniscience and omnipotence. Only evil or stupid people can't see that.

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:optard111:
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THIS!!!
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A television show..A TELEVISION SHOW..made by a group of writers who couldn't agree on anything, and didn't even know for sure how they were planning to end the show until they finally agreed on something.

You are the messiah because you think you solved what a television show means to YOU? -It's art, it will be 'solved' in numerous ways, and there are no limits to its interpretations.

And EVEN IF...you're interpretation of a television show was the right one (Which its not) - why would that mean your a messiah? It's a television show..created by foolish men just like everyone else in the world. Wouldn't the writers be the messiahs?

I've solved how to microwave a burrito at just the right moment where it's between burnt and cold...am I messiah too?
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A television show..A TELEVISION SHOW..made by a group of writers who couldn't agree on anything, and didn't even know for sure how they were planning to end the show until they finally agreed on something.

You are the messiah because you think you solved what a television show means to YOU? -It's art, it will be 'solved' in numerous ways, and there are no limits to its interpretations.

And EVEN IF...you're interpretation of a television show was the right one (Which its not) - why would that mean your a messiah? It's a television show..created by foolish men just like everyone else in the world. Wouldn't the writers be the messiahs?

I've solved how to microwave a burrito at just the right moment where it's between burnt and cold...am I messiah too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27302733


I declared myself the New Age Messiah LONG before I watched LOST, dumbass. I did so based on signs and miracles, not ego or whatever idiot reason you IMAGINE.

The FACT that the New Age Messiah is IRREFUTABLY the only person in the world to solve LOST should be a worldwide HEADLINE, duh.

Especially since the Goddess that spoke to me is pictured in the show.
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I guess it's kinda like being the King of Dorks...
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A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I guess it's kinda like being the King of Dorks...
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I used to wear a crown and play with my kids as King Dork in fact. They loved it.
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