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How to Get Over the FACT that There IS a New Age Messiah

 
New Age Messiah (OP)

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They make drugs for your condition. Just saying!
 Quoting: LimaIndiaSierra


Fuck you. Just saying. and I repeat - - FUCK YOU.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


What a gifted speaker...
How could any one possibly doubt that you have the 'skills' to unite the world into a global order and attempt to oppose the most high? :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18545317


The Goddess isn't stupid. Beware mocking Her CHOICE or Her Chosen ONE. sun
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11/29/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: How to Get Over the FACT that There IS a New Age Messiah
They make drugs for your condition. Just saying!
 Quoting: LimaIndiaSierra


Fuck you. Just saying. and I repeat - - FUCK YOU.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


What a gifted speaker...
How could any one possibly doubt that you have the 'skills' to unite the world into a global order and attempt to oppose the most high? :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18545317


The Goddess isn't stupid. Beware mocking Her CHOICE or Her Chosen ONE. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


If your goddess chose you, she obviously isn't all that bright....

Just sayin'....
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11/29/2012 12:25 PM
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WTF happen??

they kick your deluded little ass off TOP??? lmao
*Evan*

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11/29/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: How to Get Over the FACT that There IS a New Age Messiah
So, what you are saying is, to be a messiah you must:

A)Be a schizo, and hear voices from a "goddess"

B)Spend countless hours rotting your brain watching some sheeple T.V show

C)Look your heart in the mirror

D)Make colorful childrens jewelry to attract underage girls

Add a cup of Intolerance and hate, mix together...and you get:

The New Age Messiah!
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11/29/2012 12:34 PM
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Re: How to Get Over the FACT that There IS a New Age Messiah
They make drugs for your condition. Just saying!
 Quoting: LimaIndiaSierra


Fuck you. Just saying. and I repeat - - FUCK YOU.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


What a gifted speaker...
How could any one possibly doubt that you have the 'skills' to unite the world into a global order and attempt to oppose the most high? :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18545317


The Goddess isn't stupid. Beware mocking Her CHOICE or Her Chosen ONE. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Lol I have the one true God and his son Jesus Christ as my protector.

You and your Demon 'god wannabe' can take your best shot.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/29/2012 12:49 PM
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Lol I have the one true God and his son Jesus Christ as my protector.

You and your Demon 'god wannabe' can take your best shot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18545317


You have a stupid ancient idiot storybook with ZERO credibility. I LIVED and AM the hero of the GREATEST TRUE STORY EVER TOLD.

The omnipotent omniscient and GOOD Goddess spoke to ME after doing TONS of undeniable miracles for ME.

You are one of BILLIONS of religitards.

I am the NEW AGE MESSIAH. sun
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11/29/2012 12:50 PM
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Lol I have the one true God and his son Jesus Christ as my protector.

You and your Demon 'god wannabe' can take your best shot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18545317


You have a stupid ancient idiot storybook with ZERO credibility. I LIVED and AM the hero of the GREATEST TRUE STORY EVER TOLD.

The omnipotent omniscient and GOOD Goddess spoke to ME after doing TONS of undeniable miracles for ME.

You are one of BILLIONS of religitards.

I am the NEW AGE MESSIAH. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


And I am the Queen of ENGLAND

queen1
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

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GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

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New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/29/2012 12:52 PM
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queen1
 Quoting: Old MacDonald

Go over and hassle Russ, then. Thanks. lmao
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11/29/2012 12:55 PM
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No offense OP but can you elaborate please? New age messiah? who? The antichrist?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629593


many people believe the Nobody is the New Age Messiah and those Catholics and Christians who feel threatened by that will call him 'the antichrist'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28673496


I suffered a nearly fatal head wound and am rising from the abyss, and I am a nobody. sun

:MINDFUCK:
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


And now your probably a registered sex offender.
Ballin on Your Tax Dollars

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11/29/2012 12:55 PM
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Do you want red or green karma bro? I like your thread.
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

:gtable:
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Lol I have the one true God and his son Jesus Christ as my protector.

You and your Demon 'god wannabe' can take your best shot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18545317


You have a stupid ancient idiot storybook with ZERO credibility. I LIVED and AM the hero of the GREATEST TRUE STORY EVER TOLD.

The omnipotent omniscient and GOOD Goddess spoke to ME after doing TONS of undeniable miracles for ME.

You are one of BILLIONS of religitards.

I am the NEW AGE MESSIAH. sun
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


You are merely decieved by demons posing as angels of light.One of the many false prophets and messiahs before the 2nd coming of Christ.
Nothing more...enough said...
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11/29/2012 12:57 PM
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No offense OP but can you elaborate please? New age messiah? who? The antichrist?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28629593


many people believe the Nobody is the New Age Messiah and those Catholics and Christians who feel threatened by that will call him 'the antichrist'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28673496


I suffered a nearly fatal head wound and am rising from the abyss, and I am a nobody. sun

:MINDFUCK:
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


And now your probably a registered sex offender.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Thats probably how he got the head wound lol
I would be tempted to shoot someone trying to mess with my kids too :P
New Age Messiah (OP)

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Do you want red or green karma bro? I like your thread.
 Quoting: Ballin on Your Tax Dollars


Green, I had four or five greens in a row, and it was kinda nice.
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Ballin on Your Tax Dollars

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Do you want red or green karma bro? I like your thread.
 Quoting: Ballin on Your Tax Dollars


Green, I had four or five greens in a row, and it was kinda nice.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


Yea this cult of religitards is crazy shit lol
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

:gtable:
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11/29/2012 01:07 PM
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dancesun:colorgloopy:sundance
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


simply laugh at any who demand a position of power
success will be instant
no new age russ messiah anyone
men think they are the shit but only one man has the actual signs in possesion,i know him very well and he dont claim anything,he simply gives mankind no excuses for that day.man freely rejected the truth.new age is indipendant togetherness, no leaders no kings no better than though anyones
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11/29/2012 01:13 PM
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men think they are the shit but only one man has the actual signs in possesion,i know him very well and he dont claim anything,he simply gives mankind no excuses for that day.
 Quoting: drhoecker 16728269


Unlike your insane delusions, neither my story, nor the signs and miracles can be discredited.
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11/29/2012 01:22 PM
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Sigh. There is only one messiah....and he is not new age.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/29/2012 01:33 PM
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WTF happen??

they kick your deluded little ass off TOP??? lmao
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13194034


After I asked them to delete my account and told them to fuck off, they banned me. Imagine that. lmao
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11/29/2012 01:45 PM
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men think they are the shit but only one man has the actual signs in possesion,i know him very well and he dont claim anything,he simply gives mankind no excuses for that day.
 Quoting: drhoecker 16728269


Unlike your insane delusions, neither my story, nor the signs and miracles can be discredited.
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


The delusion is all your new age MISSiah
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11/29/2012 01:46 PM
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It's a funny joke if it goes the wrong way.
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11/29/2012 01:56 PM
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Hey op, will you post a pic of those kick ass bandanas you made?
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/29/2012 02:02 PM
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Hey op, will you post a pic of those kick ass bandanas you made?
 Quoting: sonic doom

[link to www.thebescene.com]

There's a good close up on the link above.

laserhbs

laserheadband
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11/29/2012 02:03 PM
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:optard111:
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Sorry, but had to LOL! =D
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11/29/2012 02:10 PM
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Hey op, will you post a pic of those kick ass bandanas you made?
 Quoting: sonic doom

[link to www.thebescene.com]

There's a good close up on the link above.

:laserhbs:

:laserheadband:
 Quoting: New Age Messiah


BAM!
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11/29/2012 02:15 PM
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Do you want red or green karma bro? I like your thread.
 Quoting: Ballin on Your Tax Dollars


There's never a dull moment when the NAMster is in da house!

He's more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and makes Pope Russ look totally sane!

cruise
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I looked my heart in the mirror and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt that says: "The Teflon Goddess has cooked NAM's last remaining brain cell."
"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." ~C.S. Lewis

"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them.
New Age Messiah (OP)

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11/29/2012 09:31 PM
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Do you want red or green karma bro? I like your thread.
 Quoting: Ballin on Your Tax Dollars


There's never a dull moment when the NAMster is in da house!

He's more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and makes Pope Russ look totally sane!

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28719731


I was just thinking, the forum is kinda boring without me. sun
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