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how long till Jesus returns?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 07:53 AM
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how long till Jesus returns?
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11/29/2012 07:58 AM
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
Romans 11:25b
"Israel has experienced a hardening in part until the full number of the Gentiles has come in"

If you're asking about the Rapture, where Jesus appears in the air and takes believers to heaven, it's this number-based event, and we don't know the number. It could happen any time.

If you're asking about the Second Coming, where Jesus touches the earth and brings believers with him from heaven, it happens 7 years after the Beast or Antichrist signs, confirms, or ratifies a treaty between Israel and many nations. Or you could count 3.5 years from when the Beast/AC sits in the temple and declares himself God.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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11/29/2012 07:59 AM
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11/29/2012 08:00 AM
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
2017, eventually 2018
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mowing my lawn
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11/29/2012 08:04 AM
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
Jk guys I'm already here. My father is black btw. Weish I knew what he was waiting for. Satan is black also.
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
Jk guys I'm already here. My father is black btw. Weish I knew what he was waiting for. Satan is black also.
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Wow OP. How disrespectful of you.
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11/29/2012 08:07 AM
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
How am I being disrespectful.
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
How am I being disrespectful.
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You are mocking.
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I believe he is at the Door?? I believe we will be gone before the Gog & MaGog war, and before Saten is Revealed in Power?? I think we will know who the person is that is chosen to host the AC, but when Saten is actually thrown out of Heaven and casted down to earth, WE GO UP!!!

Saten and the Holy Spirit can not dwell in the same place at the same time??


Keep your eyes to the skies, he is coming sooner than anyone thinks???


bump
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
Never. Only in the renewed mind does Christ return.

The rapture, the 7 seven year tribulation is man made dogma and doctrine that originated in the mid 1850's called dispensationalism.

It never existed before that time, just like Mormonism.

The rapture happens within a renewed mind that has awakened from death to life.


peace.
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11/29/2012 08:13 AM
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
Never. Only in the renewed mind does Christ return.

The rapture, the 7 seven year tribulation is man made dogma and doctrine that originated in the mid 1850's called dispensationalism.

It never existed before that time, just like Mormonism.

The rapture happens within a renewed mind that has awakened from death to life.


peace.
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Bull.
Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal. 4:16)
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
I'm not mocking I really am. Satan and a bunch of other people had guns on me all night bit decided not to shoot me back in March. My mom took me to the hospital, and while I was there Satan's angel talked to Me everynight which was freaky as hell. He knew that I was an alcoholic. Mary, Joseph, some of my disciples were there. God even came when Satan in human form came. It was all pretty crazy. I'm 22 yrs old and all I know is that cannabis is for the healing of he nations!
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
2017, eventually 2018
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2017, eventually 2018

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Jesus said that His coming will be like a woman who gave birth, so what happen, the pain comes first then the water breaks, look around you can you see the water that breaks all over the world. Next will be the baby.
Jesus is coming very soon!!!
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11/29/2012 04:26 PM
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
2000 years from now. upon that date he will lose his car keys and postpone another 2000 years
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
The rapture, the 7 seven year tribulation is man made dogma and doctrine that originated in the mid 1850's called dispensationalism.
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THANK you

cheers
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
2017, eventually 2018
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2017, eventually 2018

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Jesus said that His coming will be like a woman who gave birth, so what happen, the pain comes first then the water breaks, look around you can you see the water that breaks all over the world. Next will be the baby.
Jesus is coming very soon!!!
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What baby? Christers generally believe He's coming down from the sky. Please elaborate.
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
He's already here. Hangin out with his bro santa up in the north pole. I hope he took some boots with him. Sandals would suck in all that snow!!
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Re: how long till Jesus returns?
He will be revealed when his stars shows up... and that is just after the harlot is destroyed by the first beast of revelation...

The wiseman will be guided by the star...


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