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ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help

 
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ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep.

want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen.

"Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you."
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep.

want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen.

"Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you."
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Very original I must say!!
Kudos for you
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11/29/2012 09:04 AM
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep.

want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen.

"Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you."
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Very original I must say!!
Kudos for you
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thanks. self love and love for all is communicated by the micro-organisms. this s how positive people and experiences come into your life. you develop that 'magnetism' people are attracted to. but the magnetism is actually microbial communication.
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11/29/2012 09:09 AM
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
The world of biology was nothing but bacteria for several billion yrs - multicells are just a recent innovation.
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
thanks. self love and love for all is communicated by the micro-organisms. this s how positive people and experiences come into your life. you develop that 'magnetism' people are attracted to. but the magnetism is actually microbial communication.
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So that is the reason germophobe people are not able to really communicate?
They hate and fear all germs, including their own.

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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep.

want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen.

"Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you."
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Very original I must say!!
Kudos for you
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1189758


thanks. self love and love for all is communicated by the micro-organisms. this s how positive people and experiences come into your life. you develop that 'magnetism' people are attracted to. but the magnetism is actually microbial communication.
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oh, that makes sense. i mean i 'get it' in other parlance, just didn't get the scientific aspect.

i'm 43 and much more confident and self-aware than when i was younger...used to be, i'd pine after a guy. now, i can't seem to get rid of them. i used to be insecure and fall for any attention...now, i see that in guys i meet and run run run.

strippers hate me, LOL!!!! not that i'm super hot and slutty looking, but i have a lot of confidence and happiness with who i am.

it's also why i no longer have any visceral attractions...sure i like a good looking guy, but it's got to be way more than a fashion statement...if i am bored, it's fuck off time.
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
"i'm 43 and much more confident and self-aware than when i was younger...used to be, i'd pine after a guy. now, i can't seem to get rid of them. i used to be insecure and fall for any attention...now, i see that in guys i meet and run run run.

strippers hate me, LOL!!!! not that i'm super hot and slutty looking, but i have a lot of confidence and happiness with who i am."


exactly. the midi-chlorians convey your beliefs and desires onto atmospheric microbes, which then communicate thoat information to microbes of people.

they are everywhere.
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11/29/2012 09:39 AM
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
This thread explains exactly why you are still a virgin...
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
i sincerely hope these are not the same as hormonal attractions...hormonal attractions are fun but please tell me there is some sort of filtering device...i sure would like to know that attractions have a chemical basis for intelligence attraction as well as hormones.
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
in other words...intelligence, both mental and emotional, as well as physical attraction. how do i tune my microorganisms to send and receive? LOL!!!

there is nothing worse than finding out the one you are falling for whines like a bitch...

that said, i do feel like we just put together bits and pieces gleaned from 'science' over the hundreds of years, to understand what shamans and truly mystical people already understood: everything is connected. and i am sure these scientists will eventually discover that it's not just microorganisms reading self-confidence...because the self-confidence is a whole other can of worms...and a culmination of a lot of work that includes intelligence, etc.

rambling, up way too early....sorry...normally more lucid i need sleep. :P
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11/29/2012 10:52 AM
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Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help
in other words...intelligence, both mental and emotional, as well as physical attraction. how do i tune my microorganisms to send and receive? LOL!!!

there is nothing worse than finding out the one you are falling for whines like a bitch...

that said, i do feel like we just put together bits and pieces gleaned from 'science' over the hundreds of years, to understand what shamans and truly mystical people already understood: everything is connected. and i am sure these scientists will eventually discover that it's not just microorganisms reading self-confidence...because the self-confidence is a whole other can of worms...and a culmination of a lot of work that includes intelligence, etc.

rambling, up way too early....sorry...normally more lucid i need sleep. :P
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if you fear whiney man, his microbes will seek out yours. that which you fear has power over you, and overpower you he will, young padawan.

i had a fear of meeting a woman with borderline personality disorder because my ex had it. guess what, padawan? i kept coming across them. then i learned to laugh at what my fears brought to me, and they were no more...