ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1189758 China 11/29/2012 08:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep. Quoting: Midi-chlorians 806163 want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen. "Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you." Very original I must say!! Kudos for you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 799874 United Kingdom 11/29/2012 09:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep. Quoting: Midi-chlorians 806163 want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen. "Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you." Very original I must say!! Kudos for you thanks. self love and love for all is communicated by the micro-organisms. this s how positive people and experiences come into your life. you develop that 'magnetism' people are attracted to. but the magnetism is actually microbial communication. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1189758 China 11/29/2012 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help thanks. self love and love for all is communicated by the micro-organisms. this s how positive people and experiences come into your life. you develop that 'magnetism' people are attracted to. but the magnetism is actually microbial communication. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 799874 So that is the reason germophobe people are not able to really communicate? They hate and fear all germs, including their own. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27662195 United States 11/29/2012 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep. Quoting: Midi-chlorians 806163 want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen. "Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you." Very original I must say!! Kudos for you thanks. self love and love for all is communicated by the micro-organisms. this s how positive people and experiences come into your life. you develop that 'magnetism' people are attracted to. but the magnetism is actually microbial communication. oh, that makes sense. i mean i 'get it' in other parlance, just didn't get the scientific aspect. i'm 43 and much more confident and self-aware than when i was younger...used to be, i'd pine after a guy. now, i can't seem to get rid of them. i used to be insecure and fall for any attention...now, i see that in guys i meet and run run run. strippers hate me, LOL!!!! not that i'm super hot and slutty looking, but i have a lot of confidence and happiness with who i am. it's also why i no longer have any visceral attractions...sure i like a good looking guy, but it's got to be way more than a fashion statement...if i am bored, it's fuck off time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6123281 United Kingdom 11/29/2012 09:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help "i'm 43 and much more confident and self-aware than when i was younger...used to be, i'd pine after a guy. now, i can't seem to get rid of them. i used to be insecure and fall for any attention...now, i see that in guys i meet and run run run. strippers hate me, LOL!!!! not that i'm super hot and slutty looking, but i have a lot of confidence and happiness with who i am." exactly. the midi-chlorians convey your beliefs and desires onto atmospheric microbes, which then communicate thoat information to microbes of people. they are everywhere. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27662195 United States 11/29/2012 10:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help in other words...intelligence, both mental and emotional, as well as physical attraction. how do i tune my microorganisms to send and receive? LOL!!! there is nothing worse than finding out the one you are falling for whines like a bitch... that said, i do feel like we just put together bits and pieces gleaned from 'science' over the hundreds of years, to understand what shamans and truly mystical people already understood: everything is connected. and i am sure these scientists will eventually discover that it's not just microorganisms reading self-confidence...because the self-confidence is a whole other can of worms...and a culmination of a lot of work that includes intelligence, etc. rambling, up way too early....sorry...normally more lucid i need sleep. :P |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5686295 United Kingdom 11/29/2012 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: ye fools, ye priests, ye wizards that peep and mutter! here's how ye get what ye want! ask ye microorganisms for help in other words...intelligence, both mental and emotional, as well as physical attraction. how do i tune my microorganisms to send and receive? LOL!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27662195 there is nothing worse than finding out the one you are falling for whines like a bitch... that said, i do feel like we just put together bits and pieces gleaned from 'science' over the hundreds of years, to understand what shamans and truly mystical people already understood: everything is connected. and i am sure these scientists will eventually discover that it's not just microorganisms reading self-confidence...because the self-confidence is a whole other can of worms...and a culmination of a lot of work that includes intelligence, etc. rambling, up way too early....sorry...normally more lucid i need sleep. :P if you fear whiney man, his microbes will seek out yours. that which you fear has power over you, and overpower you he will, young padawan. i had a fear of meeting a woman with borderline personality disorder because my ex had it. guess what, padawan? i kept coming across them. then i learned to laugh at what my fears brought to me, and they were no more... |