when you fancy a woman, the microrganisms in and on your body communicate with the microorganisms in the air, then they pass the message of love onto the woman's microbes, who then whisper it in her ear. soon she will fall for you, but don't think about shagging her because the microbes will tell her and she will think you're a creep.

want anything? express a love for it and the microbes will make it happen.

"Midi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living things and communicate with the Force.We are symbionts with the midi-chlorians.Life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. Our midi-chlorians continually speak to us, Annie, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you."