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Just got fired! Ask me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 02:43 PM
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Just got fired! Ask me a question.
Fucker gave me shit so I gave it back and got fired. Ask away.
The Light Under the Door

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11/29/2012 02:45 PM

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How many pay cheques are you away from homeless?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 02:46 PM
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Why is my penis looking at me funny?
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11/29/2012 02:47 PM
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Whats your Mom going to say ?
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11/29/2012 02:48 PM
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Fucker gave me shit so I gave it back and got fired. Ask away.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Good luck finding something new, I doubt you'll get any benefits - food stamps maybe. Man, having to move back in with your mom, the chicks goin' love that... "Hi this is my Mom..... she doesn't let me drink beer in the house...."

Maybe if you go back to your boss and beg for your job back your life won't end..
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/29/2012 02:54 PM
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I am not going to be homeless. And my mother has nothing to do with it. I will not beg him for my job back. He refuses to pay his help anyway. He was 6 days late on my payday this week and still owes me money. He takes your paycheck and blows it on fast food then blames you for him being broke!

He bitches about everything and nothing is ever his fault. I spent the last couple days talking myself out of punching him in the face and then he fires me over my "attitude". Yeah I got attitude. Especially when he docks my pay for his mistake.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 02:56 PM
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How do you feel now? I'm sure much better.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/29/2012 02:57 PM
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How do you feel now? I'm sure much better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24473407


I am relieved that I do not have to go back to that hell hole. But do not want to hear the fussing when my wife gets home. She is not going to be happy.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 02:59 PM
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He refuses to pay his help anyway. He was 6 days late on my payday this week and still owes me money. He takes your paycheck and blows it on fast food then blames you for him being broke!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Are you an illegal alien working for cash?

If not, can't you file a complaint for non-payment of wages?
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11/29/2012 03:00 PM
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Have you ever thought about buying a monkey ?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/29/2012 03:01 PM
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No I am not an illegal. I did file complaints. With the IRS, State tax people, Social Security, workmen's comp and unemployment agency. Hopefully the wrath of Uncle Sam will fall on his head.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:05 PM
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How do you feel now? I'm sure much better.
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I am relieved that I do not have to go back to that hell hole. But do not want to hear the fussing when my wife gets home. She is not going to be happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351




Just as well go buy a bottle of pendleton and think on it!
Hellena Handbasket

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11/29/2012 03:19 PM

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Its a good time to reflect on your life.

Make a new start. Go in a new direction.

My question is, can you make this situation into a GOOD thing?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:29 PM
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I am not going to be homeless. And my mother has nothing to do with it. I will not beg him for my job back. He refuses to pay his help anyway. He was 6 days late on my payday this week and still owes me money. He takes your paycheck and blows it on fast food then blames you for him being broke!

He bitches about everything and nothing is ever his fault. I spent the last couple days talking myself out of punching him in the face and then he fires me over my "attitude". Yeah I got attitude. Especially when he docks my pay for his mistake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Hmm, so you've already moved in with mom. Interesting. Planning ahead? Maybe if you got him a hamburger he'd take your sorry bad attitude worthless ass back. Maybe the reason he hasn't paid you is because you haven't earned it yet. Bein' lazy and all he needs 12 days of work out of you just to make it to 6 days of pay. Lazy is what lazy does.

Say Hi to mom for me.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:34 PM
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How do you feel now? I'm sure much better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24473407


I am relieved that I do not have to go back to that hell hole. But do not want to hear the fussing when my wife gets home. She is not going to be happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


How do you feel now? I'm sure much better.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24473407


I am relieved that I do not have to go back to that hell hole. But do not want to hear the fussing when my wife gets home. She is not going to be happy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Habbraaaahaaabraaahaaaa - wife yeah right, you aren't married. You're living with mom. It's no shame, it's okay to admit. I sure you love your mom and it's okay to live with her. She cooks for you, she cleans for you ... why you have it so good why give it up. But you shouldn't make stuff up about having a pretend wife... Mommy would like it. BTW, how hard is it to blow up your pretend wife?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:35 PM
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No I am not an illegal. I did file complaints. With the IRS, State tax people, Social Security, workmen's comp and unemployment agency. Hopefully the wrath of Uncle Sam will fall on his head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351

Thats real smart. The Government isn't going to do anything about it, in fact they are partners in crime with business. They probably told him you filed those complaints and is the reason he fired you.

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Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:35 PM
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I am not going to be homeless. And my mother has nothing to do with it. I will not beg him for my job back. He refuses to pay his help anyway. He was 6 days late on my payday this week and still owes me money. He takes your paycheck and blows it on fast food then blames you for him being broke!

He bitches about everything and nothing is ever his fault. I spent the last couple days talking myself out of punching him in the face and then he fires me over my "attitude". Yeah I got attitude. Especially when he docks my pay for his mistake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Do we work for the same guy? Good for you!!! I cannot wait until the day comes I can tell my so called "boss" where to shove it! Everyone else is leaving I am sticking it out until I get my finances in order. Then I am gone. I can only imagine the sense of relief you feel knowing you don't have to deal with him anymore! Life is to short to have your entire life stressed out by an asshole!
sunspotkiller

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11/29/2012 03:36 PM

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Op, sorry to hear you got fired. Demand your money. He's supposed to pay you everything when he fired you. If he's a slim ball a tries not to pay you, hit him with everything you've got.
sunspotkiller

When you judge someone else, It doesn't define who they are, It defines who you are. Be love!

“Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.”
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11/29/2012 03:37 PM
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I am not going to be homeless. And my mother has nothing to do with it. I will not beg him for my job back. He refuses to pay his help anyway. He was 6 days late on my payday this week and still owes me money. He takes your paycheck and blows it on fast food then blames you for him being broke!

He bitches about everything and nothing is ever his fault. I spent the last couple days talking myself out of punching him in the face and then he fires me over my "attitude". Yeah I got attitude. Especially when he docks my pay for his mistake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Hmm, so you've already moved in with mom. Interesting. Planning ahead? Maybe if you got him a hamburger he'd take your sorry bad attitude worthless ass back. Maybe the reason he hasn't paid you is because you haven't earned it yet. Bein' lazy and all he needs 12 days of work out of you just to make it to 6 days of pay. Lazy is what lazy does.

Say Hi to mom for me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23719187


You are cock..Why even come into this thread. Step away from the computer in your mommy's basement. There is this thing called the outside, fresh air and real people are out there. Try it sometime. Douche.
sunspotkiller

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11/29/2012 03:38 PM

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Why is my penis looking at me funny?
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That's funny, my penis always wants to play.

Last Edited by sunspotkiller on 11/29/2012 03:38 PM
sunspotkiller

When you judge someone else, It doesn't define who they are, It defines who you are. Be love!

“Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.”
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:49 PM
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I am not going to be homeless. And my mother has nothing to do with it. I will not beg him for my job back. He refuses to pay his help anyway. He was 6 days late on my payday this week and still owes me money. He takes your paycheck and blows it on fast food then blames you for him being broke!

He bitches about everything and nothing is ever his fault. I spent the last couple days talking myself out of punching him in the face and then he fires me over my "attitude". Yeah I got attitude. Especially when he docks my pay for his mistake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Sounds like you worked at a "mom and pop" shop?

First mistake

Stay away from those places

They can do what they want ; NO HR

and dens of psychos

I worked for 2 in my life

both baaaad places
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:55 PM
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No I am not an illegal. I did file complaints. With the IRS, State tax people, Social Security, workmen's comp and unemployment agency. Hopefully the wrath of Uncle Sam will fall on his head.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


I'm not sure that sueing your Pimp is the wisest option.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/29/2012 03:58 PM
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Its a good time to reflect on your life.

Make a new start. Go in a new direction.

My question is, can you make this situation into a GOOD thing?
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket


This job was my new direction. I had a lawn care business for 19 years and it went belly up during the summer. So I struck out and back into the 40 hour thing fixing small engines. 3 months later it has come to this. When I had my company I paid my help or they did not work. When I got their money I put it into an envelope and did not touch it until pay day. I expect the same from any place I work.

But I am applying and looking. I will take what ever I can get and I have enough skills that I can do a large variety of jobs with precision. The only skills I lack are people skills. I just do not relate well to people. Plain do not like them. Never once felt like I belonged anywhere. I loved the solitude of lawn care. I could go for days without ever speaking to another human being. Working in a shop and dealing with the public was hell for me. People freak me out and put me on edge.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:03 PM
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Fucked this time of year when trying to find a job.
Sorry your boss was an asshat.
Good luck to you. I'm in the same position myself.
hf
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11/29/2012 04:12 PM
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Is your name Carl?

Was your bosses name Doyle?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:19 PM
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TSA is hiring...
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11/29/2012 04:26 PM
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No ... Youre not at the bottem of the dragon soul in northen.
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11/29/2012 04:34 PM
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Fucker gave me shit so I gave it back and got fired. Ask away.
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Elaborate?
nwo_watcher_911

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11/29/2012 04:34 PM
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Its a good time to reflect on your life.

Make a new start. Go in a new direction.

My question is, can you make this situation into a GOOD thing?
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket


This job was my new direction. I had a lawn care business for 19 years and it went belly up during the summer. So I struck out and back into the 40 hour thing fixing small engines. 3 months later it has come to this. When I had my company I paid my help or they did not work. When I got their money I put it into an envelope and did not touch it until pay day. I expect the same from any place I work.

But I am applying and looking. I will take what ever I can get and I have enough skills that I can do a large variety of jobs with precision. The only skills I lack are people skills. I just do not relate well to people. Plain do not like them. Never once felt like I belonged anywhere. I loved the solitude of lawn care. I could go for days without ever speaking to another human being. Working in a shop and dealing with the public was hell for me. People freak me out and put me on edge.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


I recommend a paperback called 'the art of mingling' which was written by some ny socialite lady, who spent her whole life socializing and mingling.

The book gives you several tools which are very easy to execute in practice. For example, lets say you're in a group and you would feel uneasy to leave. Suddenly, one person gets the balls and is time for them to go. Well now you have a very easy excuse to be like "oh I have to go now too" so you see? Now you are not stuck, just one little simple trick.

Social situations are tricky because every person is different. But as a Pimp luring girls for over 15yrs, and being socially awkward myself, I can recommend this book, as it has saved me and also helped me greatly. It will not show you how to make girls fall for you, but it will show you how to be a good mingler.
nwo_watcher_911
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11/29/2012 08:46 PM
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Its a good time to reflect on your life.

Make a new start. Go in a new direction.

My question is, can you make this situation into a GOOD thing?
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket


This job was my new direction. I had a lawn care business for 19 years and it went belly up during the summer. So I struck out and back into the 40 hour thing fixing small engines. 3 months later it has come to this. When I had my company I paid my help or they did not work. When I got their money I put it into an envelope and did not touch it until pay day. I expect the same from any place I work.

But I am applying and looking. I will take what ever I can get and I have enough skills that I can do a large variety of jobs with precision. The only skills I lack are people skills. I just do not relate well to people. Plain do not like them. Never once felt like I belonged anywhere. I loved the solitude of lawn care. I could go for days without ever speaking to another human being. Working in a shop and dealing with the public was hell for me. People freak me out and put me on edge.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21000351


Okay Op, this is your lucky day. I'm going to save you. Open up a office cleaning services. The turnover is huge. Most of the "workers" don't speak english. So, this gives you a massive advantage. You work at night, no one bugs you and you're free. Just tell them the new customer to "try you out free after you give them a quote".

good luck
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11/29/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: Just got fired! Ask me a question.
Well your former boss is now free to hire someone cheaper, more skilled and less annoying.

He won. You just lost.

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