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Opened Microwave and fainted

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:00 PM
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Opened Microwave and fainted
i Was just warming up my food, i opened the microwave without waiting it to finish, anyway my microwave its one of those that stops after you opened the door. Anyway i opened the microwave while heating up my food and stuck my head into it to check if the food is good. Just as i did that i fainted for like a minute. Im ok now and eating my food.

What the hell happened?
Zombietard

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11/29/2012 03:04 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
You have Alien DNA. Microwaves weakens the aliens' force field.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:07 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Timeline Shift.

You are now on the 2012 doom timeline with us all now! Welcome on board!

5a
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:09 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
You stuck your head IN the microwave?

Tard is as tard does.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:09 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Your Blood-Circulation collapsed!

??????? Vs. !!!!!!!!!
Ballin on Your Tax Dollars

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11/29/2012 03:12 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
rut
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

:gtable:
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:14 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Brain Tumor caused you to Black out OP.
AtsuiPanda
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11/29/2012 03:16 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
LMFAO WHO STICKS THERE HEAD IN A MICROWAVE!
/Panda/
If you're going through hell, keep going.

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11/29/2012 03:16 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Cardiac circulatory collapse affects the vessels of the heart such as the aorta and is almost always fatal.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
You stuck your head IN the microwave?

Tard is as tard does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17674615




Must have a big assed MW. I usually just pull it out to check because my head sure as shit wouldn't fit in there.
CripplingLies

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11/29/2012 03:18 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Tinha de ser um português!
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Good news crawl, bad news fly.
Kissplash

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11/29/2012 03:27 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
My daughter wants to know if your face went in the food when your head fell and if you were burned...popcorn
LEARN HOW TO BE KIND OR BE LEFT BEHIND. OXOXO
Leslie Zevo
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11/29/2012 03:29 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
GREAT SCOTT
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 03:53 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
LMFAO WHO STICKS THERE HEAD IN A MICROWAVE!
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


That panda crap is ghay... Just sayin...
Leslie Zevo
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11/29/2012 03:58 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
LMFAO WHO STICKS THERE HEAD IN A MICROWAVE!
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


That panda crap is ghay... Just sayin...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 3491129


Thread: Pandas, motherfuckers

PANDAS, MOTHERFUCKER
I am a son of Earth and starry sky. I am parched with thirst and am dying; but quickly grant me cold water from the Lake of Memory to drink.
...
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11/29/2012 04:00 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Its pretty awsome you can even make a cave with sun lights on the ground.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:05 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Or with allot of water ...
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:06 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Oh btw ehm is there a certain eh pressure at large amounts changing on a hot surfaces with drained soil and so on ?
BRIEF
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11/29/2012 04:08 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
The safety mechanism that stops the microwave when you open the door stuck for a second and you cooked your brain...
Nuke the Muzzies!


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Heterosexual pride!

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11/29/2012 04:13 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
You stuck your head IN the microwave?

Tard is as tard does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17674615


Its why Aussies never start these threads.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:13 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Its pretty awsome you can even make a cave with sun lights on the ground.
 Quoting: ... 28730690


So we have life cells and pressure and cores and hardcores space rooms room planets galaxys and you can make a cave galaxy with water and floating systems with ... Houses on it.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:13 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
Pretty nifty ...
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:15 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
You stuck your head IN the microwave?

Tard is as tard does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17674615




Must have a big assed MW. I usually just pull it out to check because my head sure as shit wouldn't fit in there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28692878


Or you have a big assed head!rockon
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:21 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
DiD I you recently escape death in a plane crash?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 04:25 PM
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GREAT SCOTT
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Scott who?!

IS THAT A PREDICTION?
Casper28

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11/29/2012 04:27 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
I get light headed every time i walk by an operating microwave.. im sure they arent microwave/radiation tight.
Casper28
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11/29/2012 04:30 PM
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I get light headed every time i walk by an operating microwave.. im sure they arent microwave/radiation tight.
 Quoting: Casper28


Very rare to find one that will leak although I once went to a cafe where the door lock had broken so they operated it with the door open an a Woden peg stuck in the mechanism.
Casper28

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11/29/2012 04:37 PM

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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
I get light headed every time i walk by an operating microwave.. im sure they arent microwave/radiation tight.
 Quoting: Casper28


Very rare to find one that will leak although I once went to a cafe where the door lock had broken so they operated it with the door open an a Woden peg stuck in the mechanism.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21873265


Holy sh!t.. can i get a some cancer with that cappuccino?.
Let me guess, the place was crawling with hippies?
Casper28
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/29/2012 08:09 PM
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Re: Opened Microwave and fainted
for the ones who where preocuppied with my well being thanks.

im feeling good
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