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Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!

 
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Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Am i the only one?
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
nah

you first need to drop a tactical one to drop the big hiroshima one on it. best way to avoid a bigger splash and not to waste tp.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
It's called the buffer. I had someone have a dump at my house, I heard the buffer being layer and ignored it, at the time we had a problem with our sewerage and the toilet didn't flush. So the kind man just laid another buffer on top and left it to us to sort out.
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Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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It gives the fags something to fap over.
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Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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I have a theory.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
It's called the buffer. I had someone have a dump at my house, I heard the buffer being layer and ignored it, at the time we had a problem with our sewerage and the toilet didn't flush. So the kind man just laid another buffer on top and left it to us to sort out.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
I do this too, but my reasoning is to avoid that whole 'you sank my battleship' thing.
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Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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I have a theory.
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A conspiracy theory?
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11/29/2012 04:29 PM
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Awesome though I would probably be grateful if I could poop normally again.
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Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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It gives the fags something to fap over.
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5a

Really? And I should give a shit why?
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5a

Really? And I should give a shit why?
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Because it's better out than in.
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11/29/2012 04:33 PM
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
i don't like splashing shit all over my butt,
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Am i the only one?
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Why is this something you need to make public.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Actually thanks for the thread OP. Maybe I'm just retarded or something, but I've NEVER thought of this.

Sometimes I pee in the toilet and don't flush, to save the environment and stuff. The worst is when I take a dump and the toilet already has a ton of piss in it.....and I get that mega tsunami splash that somehow manages to reach the inner crevices of my butthole.

My first sensation is the cold water tingling the vast circuitry of nerve endings in my butthole...and my next sensation is "Fuuuuuuck.......theres pee in the water"



Now I'll never have to deal with that again!
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Actually thanks for the thread OP. Maybe I'm just retarded or something, but I've NEVER thought of this.

Sometimes I pee in the toilet and don't flush, to save the environment and stuff. The worst is when I take a dump and the toilet already has a ton of piss in it.....and I get that mega tsunami splash that somehow manages to reach the inner crevices of my butthole.

My first sensation is the cold water tingling the vast circuitry of nerve endings in my butthole...and my next sensation is "Fuuuuuuck.......theres pee in the water"



Now I'll never have to deal with that again!
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How descriptive of you lmao
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Only when I am at home do I not worry about a ploopy. When going to the pooper
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
This is a wise protocol to follow.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
i feel the whole toiled with paper then poop
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flush
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Every time works like a charm.

Does smell worse as the poop will have a tendancy to sit ontop of the water open to the air.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Cool i always do that to avoid poo marks and always use it on my weener after peeing.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



putin
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I have a theory.
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Poo - poor.

And well the dutch call it bwueck darmen ? Intestance ?

And darmen without the d is armen ... Meaning poor also ?
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
E eh ey ? Tictoc , zurich and nuclear waste isnt the same zurich means acid.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Same i also feel the need to wet toilet paper and wipe around the seat before i take a dump, Also for some strange reason i can't take a dump unless im completely naked... tounge
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Same i also feel the need to wet toilet paper and wipe around the seat before i take a dump, Also for some strange reason i can't take a dump unless im completely naked... tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400595


I know a couple guys like that...must be a man thing..can't take the browns to the super bowl with clothes on...

spock

ETA>>>> course, they also stayed in there F O R E V E R...lounging on the toilet, reading..camping out...geesh

Last Edited by Abi ~ on 11/29/2012 05:21 PM
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
what i don't understand is HOW that jet of water manages to get itself INTO you, before your sphincter has a chance to close. I mean, how is that even POSSIBLE in Physics?

if you can solve this mystery, you'll probably create free energy, or some such freaky shit.

we could power the world with our lincoln logs
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
What I hate, is these weird fucking Dutch bogs that have a shelf to shit on, and the flush hole at the very front of the bog bowl instead of the back. I mean, come on... What the fucking hell is all that about..?

Do they like investigating their shit or something?
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Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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At least nobody asks for a link with pics !!

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