Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! | |
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| Aunty Flo User ID: 28166646 11/29/2012 04:11 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! It's called the buffer. I had someone have a dump at my house, I heard the buffer being layer and ignored it, at the time we had a problem with our sewerage and the toilet didn't flush. So the kind man just laid another buffer on top and left it to us to sort out. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 801546 11/29/2012 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! Actually thanks for the thread OP. Maybe I'm just retarded or something, but I've NEVER thought of this. Sometimes I pee in the toilet and don't flush, to save the environment and stuff. The worst is when I take a dump and the toilet already has a ton of piss in it.....and I get that mega tsunami splash that somehow manages to reach the inner crevices of my butthole. My first sensation is the cold water tingling the vast circuitry of nerve endings in my butthole...and my next sensation is "Fuuuuuuck.......theres pee in the water" Now I'll never have to deal with that again! |
| ~Spaze*Man~ User ID: 28733038 11/29/2012 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! Actually thanks for the thread OP. Maybe I'm just retarded or something, but I've NEVER thought of this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 801546 Sometimes I pee in the toilet and don't flush, to save the environment and stuff. The worst is when I take a dump and the toilet already has a ton of piss in it.....and I get that mega tsunami splash that somehow manages to reach the inner crevices of my butthole. My first sensation is the cold water tingling the vast circuitry of nerve endings in my butthole...and my next sensation is "Fuuuuuuck.......theres pee in the water" Now I'll never have to deal with that again! How descriptive of you lmao |
| bill shitters 1.2 User ID: 19820209 11/29/2012 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! Only when I am at home do I not worry about a ploopy. When going to the pooper The retired thread killer Still the killa of threads we come in peace shoot to kill [link to au.youtube.com] I can not talk TO aliens but do listen to the anally probed |
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| Abi ~ User ID: 25045778 11/29/2012 05:19 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! Same i also feel the need to wet toilet paper and wipe around the seat before i take a dump, Also for some strange reason i can't take a dump unless im completely naked... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400595 I know a couple guys like that...must be a man thing..can't take the browns to the super bowl with clothes on... ![]() ETA>>>> course, they also stayed in there F O R E V E R...lounging on the toilet, reading..camping out...geesh Last Edited by Abi ~ on 11/29/2012 05:21 PM You accept the love you think you deserve.... True science discovers God waiting behind every door.....~ Terrorism is a political weapon.....~ It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Henry David Thoreau ~ |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28600141 11/29/2012 05:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! what i don't understand is HOW that jet of water manages to get itself INTO you, before your sphincter has a chance to close. I mean, how is that even POSSIBLE in Physics? if you can solve this mystery, you'll probably create free energy, or some such freaky shit. we could power the world with our lincoln logs |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24469340 11/29/2012 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!! What I hate, is these weird fucking Dutch bogs that have a shelf to shit on, and the flush hole at the very front of the bog bowl instead of the back. I mean, come on... What the fucking hell is all that about..? Do they like investigating their shit or something? |
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