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Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!

 
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
What is wrong with you???????
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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I have a theory.
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The first poo-tard ??
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Why are there so many poop threads on GLP these days?



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At least nobody asks for a link with pics !!

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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
giant black shlong has ruined your shpincter forever. hope it was worth it!
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
You're certainly not the only one, OP.

It's a well known anti-spitback measure.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
No op, me too!
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
the worst is when you take the time to cover up a public seat with a few toilet protectors / TP and then you dump one and water splashes your asshole. public water.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
I always flush first to get a fresh batch of water under me, then I create a landing zone with TP. That way if it still splashes, it's not somebody elses nasties that touch me.
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I have a theory.
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Poo-Pouri is a real product!
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
I never thought of that!
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
WOW! You must poop with a lot of force. I never get splash back.
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Re: Before i poop, i always put some toiletpaper in the toiletpot to avoid a splash of cold water on my anus when i dump one!!
the worst is when you take the time to cover up a public seat with a few toilet protectors / TP and then you dump one and water splashes your asshole. public water.
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lol public water=doom

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