Dumb Blonde Joke

How do you sink a submarine full of blonds?

A Knock on the door.

Three blondes walk into a building.

You'd figure the 2nd one would have seen it.

A gorgeous redhead comes into the doctor's office and says "Something is dreadfully wrong with me I hurt all over" She touches her arm. "Ouch, it hurts here". She touches her shoulder. "Ouch, it hurts here. She touches her leg. "Oooh, it hurts here. She touches her other leg, "Oh, here too". Same thing happens as she touches other parts of herself. The doctor gives her a quick lookover then says "Tell me, do you dye your hair?". "Yes" she says "I'm really a blonde" "I thought so" the doctor says. "You have a broken finger"

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

The 1956 Hide and Seek Champion.

A ventriloquist's whole act was dumb blonde jokes. Finally a blonde in the audience stood up in anger and yelled at him, "That's it! That's enough of the blonde jokes! We're not all idiots and you're being incredibly prejudiced with this stupid material!"

The ventriloquist became very embarrassed and started to apologize, but the blonde interrupted him, "Shut up you! I was talking to the little guy on your lap!"

Blonde needs a new TV.
Walks in store, asks the guy,"How much for this TV?"
The guy says sorry, we don't sell to blondes....
Girl goes home mad...
Thinks, Hmm, I'll show him!
Goes into same store wearing a black wig.
"How much for this TV?"
Guy says sorry, we don't sell to blondes...
Girl goes home mad....
Hmm, guess I'll try something else..
Goes into store with redhead wig, dark glasses and no makeup.
"How much for this TV?"
The guy says again, LADY I told you we don't sell to blondes!
The girl pulls off the wig and glasses then says confused..
How did you know it was me both times???
The guy looks at her and says...............

THAT"S A MICROWAVE LADY!

A cop walks up to a car with a blonde girl inside and pulls out his weiner and sticks it in the window. The blonde says, "oh no, not another breathalyzer"

Blondes are Dumb Fucks.

What do you call a brunette in between two blondes?

An interrupter!

Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes

A young, successful ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman from the third row stands on her chair and screams: "I've had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"

"What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" she goes on to say... "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large - all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde screams again, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair red?

Artificial intelligence

Why did the blonde mark on the yops of her shoes TGIF???
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.TOES GO IN FIRST!

yops?

What, are you blonde? :rotf:

Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 11/30/2012 11:25 PM

My ex wife is blond she left and I got the kids!