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SuperManny User ID: 21564122 United States 11/29/2012 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cool story Bro! First you need to contact your local university and tell them you have a dead alien. You'll get rich and famous and they'll never bother you again because you'll be known as the Grey Killer! The greatest gift you can give anyone is the example of your own life working. -Orin |
geminilion User ID: 12895036 United States 11/29/2012 06:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Upload footage and we'll go from there,,,,,until then it's just ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
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catsscratchfever User ID: 2199611 Canada 11/29/2012 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country. Quoting: Moses Finklebottom 28732996 I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes. I am an abductee, i have been all my life. I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsicously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it. In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it. Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman. My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up. Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction. About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me. I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `dont come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completly been under its control. Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didnt give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up! I looked around me, and excpected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft. I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didnt come back. I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now. I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here. I didnt mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would dissapear surely they werent all scared of me. It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!! Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do. |
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geminilion User ID: 12895036 United States 11/29/2012 06:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You will now have to answer to the Court Of The Galactic Council Of Light, specifically the Interstellar Prosecutors, Hagel and Valugua! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28719731 <--- You! ... <--- Hagel and Valugua! You took the words right out of my filthy mouth! ..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way." Heraclitus |
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Rickster58 User ID: 9765814 Australia 11/29/2012 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thanks to everybody who has replied Quoting: Moses Finklebottom 28732996 i assure you i am a man of my town with great reputation and i would not lie i need help right now please No problems Jennnifer Higginbottom Thread: If december 21st `happens` will there still be GLP? Your senility is showing |
Old MacDonald User ID: 28707337 Canada 11/29/2012 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it. A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE. GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS. THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY. CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED. C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS. I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE. |
AxX User ID: 9595622 United States 11/29/2012 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | <snip>... i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman. Quoting: Moses Finklebottom 28732996 <snip> The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me. <snip> I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now. <snip> I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here. <snip> It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!! thanks to everybody who has replied Quoting: Moses Finklebottom 28732996 i assure you i am a man of my town with great reputation and i would not lie i need help right now please I believe these are the indicators of Roleplay! Have fun... |
ming User ID: 13609542 Sweden 11/29/2012 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Erm.... this has been posted before, word for word, ages ago. Out of this ugliness may come, Some day, so beautiful a flower, That men will wonder at that hour, Remembering smoke and flowerless slum, And ask-glimpsing the agony Of the slaves who wrestle to be free- 'But why were all the poets dumb?' -William Montgomerie So many gods, so many creeds, So many paths that wind and wind, While just the art of being kind Is all the sad world needs. -Ella Wheeler Wilcox |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24608295 United States 11/29/2012 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Good afternoon, evening wherever you are in the country. Quoting: Moses Finklebottom 28732996 I am trembling right now, and writing this with great fear in my eyes. I am an abductee, i have been all my life. I do not consider myself to be the chosen one or special or anything like that, millions of people around the world are abducted both consciously and subconsicously, some of you may be abductees and may not even know of it. In recent years my abductions went from blurry memory, to out of body experiences, to real physical contact, being led by several greys onto a large craft which had different species of non human intelligence on it. Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman. My friend suggested setting up cctv camera footage in the house which i did, but the ets would simply cause so much distortion that nothing would show up. Eventually i decided to get myself a shotgun, and wait for the next abduction. About an hour ago, they came for me, four of them The smallest one (about 5 foot) was at the front and the closest to me. I pulled out my shotgun, i screamed `dont come nearer ill fire`, but it carried on coming towards me, i suddenly felt myself start to fall into the usual trance, hypnotic like state which you are in when they want to control you, and i could hear in my head it telling me to put me down, if i had given it a fraction of a second more, i would have completly been under its control. Anyway, as soon as i felt the trance like state start to come on, i didnt give it more than a second thought, i still, whilst i had the energy in my fingers, pulled the trigger, and blasted the grey in the face. It fell down, and stood up again, and looked at me with a sad look in its face, i panicked and shot it again, this time it didnt get up! I looked around me, and excpected the other four murder me, literally murder me.. but they were gone, and so was the craft. I put the gun down, and sat in the garden for an hour, and they didnt come back. I buried the grey in my garden underneath the oak tree, and i am scared for my life what to do now. I took about 2 minutes cellphone footage of it too, which is far too graphic i am afraid to upload here. I didnt mean to kill it, but these entities are ruining my life. I also do not understand why the others would dissapear surely they werent all scared of me. It doesnt help that i am selling up my house in a few months as i will be moving into the countryside, how is it going to look if they find a body under the oak tree!! Please can anyone who is an abductee help, and advise me what to do. email me the footage, i guarantee i'm completely desensitized. bring it on. |
Bluebird User ID: 27748381 United States 11/29/2012 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | thanks to everybody who has replied Quoting: Moses Finklebottom 28732996 i assure you i am a man of my town with great reputation and i would not lie i need help right now please But you posted in the OP "Recently it has been ruining my life, i am 73 years old, and want to live out the remainder of my life without this stress as it has all but taken most of my life, and made it hard to live like a regular woman." One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one. Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy |
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