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JUST.HERE
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United States 11/29/2012 07:36 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth WASHINGTON, D.C.- A source deep inside the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has told Inothernewz.com that the agency has employed over one hundred scientists to work on a missile to destroy an asteroid that is on track to impact the Earth on December 21, 2012. The “Doomsday Asteroid,” as it is known around NASA, will destroy the Earth and everything on it unless the agency can stop it. “The NASA scientists are working feverishly around the clock to develop this missile,” said the source whose name will be withheld due to the sensitive matter of the top secret project. “I’ve personally seen scores of scientists collapsing onto the project floor, just falling over from sheer exhaustion. Some haven’t seen their families in weeks.” The missile will be used to transport an atomic bomb with enough material to level a city ten times as large as Los Angeles, according to the source. “This bomb will make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like child’s play,” said the source. “A test of the missile will be conducted sometime in early December at an undisclosed location in the United States. NASA and the U.S. government want to keep this project as hush hush as possible.” [ link to inothernewz.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1152779
United States 11/29/2012 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth That has to be a crock of shit.
If it is true then we are doomed. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13303660
United States 11/29/2012 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Lol look at the news articles that website has up |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 11/29/2012 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Ummm, we're all dooooomed!! Repent! repent! lol |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2215492
United States 11/29/2012 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth A shocking report circulating the halls of the Kremlin.,, |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13180894
United States 11/29/2012 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth This is the same site that brings wonderful gems like Snooki Declared Winner Of 2012 National Dog Show. [ link to inothernewz.com] I'm thinking it's satirical. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 11/29/2012 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth But Snooki IS a dog so their reporting is half truth lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28334654
United Kingdom 11/29/2012 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Please, don't post shit like this again. |
Apopheros Z.W.O.
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Canada 11/29/2012 10:29 PM
 Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth If it's true, NASA, please contact me. You know about my Bogey One and I think it could deflect this asteroid with the proper control, which I get the closer I get to Bogey. It could be an asteroid of solid light and the nukes might not work in the proper spectrum. At least, give me a try, remember who I am eh?  |
GROW UP! User ID: 1351603
United States 11/29/2012 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth TELL NASA TO GET OFF THE 25.
THOSE BOYS ARE TRIP IN.
OH THE ASTEROID?
YEAH, ITS EVERYBODY'S STUPID ASTROLABE.
OH LIKE THE COOLEST FREE SOFTWEAR THANGY ON THE NET.
WELL YES WE HAVE HAD OLGA LABE MOMENTS IN THE PAST, JUST SAYING "JEFF".
OH AND CLEVER BOT WANTS "ASTEROL" AKA "VITAMIN A".
AND YOU GOT NOTHIN COMIN.
POST SCRIPT. (SORRY COULDN'T RESIST) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 11/30/2012 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth I have no idea what you just said lol. |
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Quagmire
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United States 11/30/2012 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 11/30/2012 04:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth LOL @ the BS flag. |
nexuseditor
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Australia 11/30/2012 04:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth A shocking report circulating the halls of the Kremlin.,,
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2215492 LOL - nailed! "The nature of the universe is such that ends can never justify the means. On the contrary, the means always determine the end." (Aldous Huxley) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 11/30/2012 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Didn't the Kremlin get blown up in MI4? I could have sworn I saw Tom Cruise run outta that place just before it imploded lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28813740
United Kingdom 11/30/2012 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth This is the same site that brings wonderful gems like Snooki Declared Winner Of 2012 National Dog Show. [ link to inothernewz.com] I'm thinking it's satirical. Quoting: Modern Apollo Report: $325 Million Powerball Jackpot To Be Paid Out In Pennies
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 11/30/2012 10:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth LOL @ Chris Christie headline! He's a fatty. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13180894
United States 11/30/2012 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth NJ Governor Chris Christie Says He Can’t Possibly Govern Without A Consistent Supply Of Twinkies
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28813740 I'm pretty sure that this one may be accurate. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26673944
United States 11/30/2012 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Well they sure are taking their sweet time about it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 11/30/2012 11:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth What's the rush? They still have three weeks to save the world from annihilation. That's plenty of time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10177946
United States 11/30/2012 11:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28618054
United States 11/30/2012 11:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Who the hell is going to leak news like this to an on line news site like this? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11954735
United States 11/30/2012 11:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth You fucking idiots will believe anygoddamnthing you read on the net.
Fer fuck sakes, READ THE "ABOUT US" of a site.
Goddamn morons.
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JUST HERE (OP)
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United States 12/01/2012 02:46 AM
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28764417
United States 12/01/2012 03:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth yeah, right. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18850150
United States 12/01/2012 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth . Has the Bogard asteroid spun out of control ? [ link to comets-asteroids.findthedata.org] . |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28843945
United States 12/01/2012 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth You bumped even after it was shown to be absolute bullshit? Man you are fucking dense. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28277398
United States 12/01/2012 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth LOL @ the About Us section. Clearly, we shouldn't believe everything we read on the internet but people are so gullible these days. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25043865
United States 12/02/2012 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth I don't think this is funny at all. NASA can keep shit like this secret from the public. Nothing in the law prohibits them from keeping such secrets. |
JUST HERE (OP)
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United States 12/02/2012 01:03 PM
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 904314
Canada 12/02/2012 01:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth Yes, because a ball of molten plasma from a nuked asteroid squishing into earth is going to be much better than a piece of rock smacking it huh |
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