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Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth

 
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Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
WASHINGTON, D.C.- A source deep inside the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has told Inothernewz.com that the agency has employed over one hundred scientists to work on a missile to destroy an asteroid that is on track to impact the Earth on December 21, 2012. The “Doomsday Asteroid,” as it is known around NASA, will destroy the Earth and everything on it unless the agency can stop it.

“The NASA scientists are working feverishly around the clock to develop this missile,” said the source whose name will be withheld due to the sensitive matter of the top secret project. “I’ve personally seen scores of scientists collapsing onto the project floor, just falling over from sheer exhaustion. Some haven’t seen their families in weeks.”

The missile will be used to transport an atomic bomb with enough material to level a city ten times as large as Los Angeles, according to the source.

“This bomb will make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like child’s play,” said the source. “A test of the missile will be conducted sometime in early December at an undisclosed location in the United States. NASA and the U.S. government want to keep this project as hush hush as possible.”
[link to inothernewz.com]
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That has to be a crock of shit.

If it is true then we are doomed.
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11/29/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
Lol look at the news articles that website has up
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11/29/2012 10:06 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
Ummm, we're all dooooomed!! Repent! repent! lol
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11/29/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
A shocking report circulating the halls of the Kremlin.,,
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11/29/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
This is the same site that brings wonderful gems like Snooki Declared Winner Of 2012 National Dog Show.
[link to inothernewz.com]

I'm thinking it's satirical.
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11/29/2012 10:24 PM
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But Snooki IS a dog so their reporting is half truth lol.
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11/29/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
Please, don't post shit like this again.
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11/29/2012 10:29 PM

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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
If it's true, NASA, please contact me. You know about my Bogey One and I think it could deflect this asteroid with the proper control, which I get the closer I get to Bogey. It could be an asteroid of solid light and the nukes might not work in the proper spectrum. At least, give me a try, remember who I am eh?


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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
TELL NASA TO GET OFF THE 25.

THOSE BOYS ARE TRIP IN.

OH THE ASTEROID?

YEAH, ITS EVERYBODY'S STUPID ASTROLABE.

OH LIKE THE COOLEST FREE SOFTWEAR THANGY ON THE NET.

WELL YES WE HAVE HAD OLGA LABE MOMENTS IN THE PAST, JUST SAYING "JEFF".

OH AND CLEVER BOT WANTS "ASTEROL" AKA "VITAMIN A".


AND YOU GOT NOTHIN COMIN.

POST SCRIPT. (SORRY COULDN'T RESIST)
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I have no idea what you just said lol.
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LOL @ the BS flag.
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
A shocking report circulating the halls of the Kremlin.,,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2215492



LOL - nailed!
"The nature of the universe is such that ends can never justify the means. On the contrary, the means always determine the end."
(Aldous Huxley)
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Didn't the Kremlin get blown up in MI4? I could have sworn I saw Tom Cruise run outta that place just before it imploded lol.
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
This is the same site that brings wonderful gems like Snooki Declared Winner Of 2012 National Dog Show.
[link to inothernewz.com]

I'm thinking it's satirical.
 Quoting: Modern Apollo

ohyeah

Report: $325 Million Powerball Jackpot To Be Paid Out In Pennies

Justin Bieber Says He’s Thankful For Being A Rich Douchebag This Year

Daniel Day-Lewis Set To Portray President Obama In Upcoming Biopic

NJ Governor Chris Christie Says He Can’t Possibly Govern Without A Consistent Supply Of Twinkies


[link to inothernewz.com]
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LOL @ Chris Christie headline! He's a fatty.
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
NJ Governor Chris Christie Says He Can’t Possibly Govern Without A Consistent Supply Of Twinkies

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28813740


I'm pretty sure that this one may be accurate.
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11/30/2012 10:59 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
Well they sure are taking their sweet time about it.
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11/30/2012 11:15 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
What's the rush? They still have three weeks to save the world from annihilation. That's plenty of time.
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11/30/2012 11:32 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
Who the hell is going to leak news like this to an on line news site like this?
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
You fucking idiots will believe anygoddamnthing you read on the net.

Fer fuck sakes, READ THE "ABOUT US" of a site.

Goddamn morons.

Inothernewz.com is devoted to bring our readers the gripping news stories they won’t read anywhere else. That’s becausewe make the breaking news…literally!

Our amazing staff of writers and contributors include eight Peabody Award winners, four Emmy Award winners, three Pulitzer Prize Award winners, two Nobel Peace Prize Award winners and a partridge in a pear tree. Wow!

If you believe all that bunk, Dear Reader, please feel free to contact us about prime oceanfront real estate in Nebraska. We’ll give you a sweetheart of a deal. Promise.

Our goal is to enlighten you, Dear Reader. And, perhaps, grab a few chuckles along the way.

Sincerely,

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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
bump
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yeah, right.
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
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Has the Bogard asteroid spun out of control ?

[link to comets-asteroids.findthedata.org]



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bump
 Quoting: JUST HERE


You bumped even after it was shown to be absolute bullshit? Man you are fucking dense.
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12/01/2012 10:40 AM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
LOL @ the About Us section. Clearly, we shouldn't believe everything we read on the internet but people are so gullible these days.
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12/02/2012 01:01 PM
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
I don't think this is funny at all. NASA can keep shit like this secret from the public. Nothing in the law prohibits them from keeping such secrets.
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Re: Source: NASA Scientists Working On Top Secret Missile To Destroy Doomsday Asteroid Headed For Earth
Yes, because a ball of molten plasma from a nuked asteroid squishing into earth is going to be much better than a piece of rock smacking it huh

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