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I caught my girl using a vibrator

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Stopped home on my lunch break unexpected ...
she had the radio blaring and one of those back massagers going.... Fourtunately she didn't know I was standing in the doorway. Should i confront her ??
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so you just stood there with yo dick in yo hand?

moran.
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WTF?!?! He is talking about his daughter!!!
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dunno.. we need pics to be sure.
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11/29/2012 10:12 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
pin dick

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11/29/2012 10:14 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Stopped home on my lunch break unexpected ...
she had the radio blaring and one of those back massagers going.... Fourtunately she didn't know I was standing in the doorway. Should i confront her ??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1466889


so you just stood there with yo dick in yo hand?

moran.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28746891


WTF?!?! He is talking about his daughter!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988



dunno.. we need pics to be sure.
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Are you a paedophile? Do I need to report you?
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11/29/2012 10:15 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Good for her.

Yes, you should mention it, no you shouldn't make a big deal of it.

It's called learning to be a grown up. People masturbate and it really isn't about you. She probably was thinking about some movie actor or something along those lines. Guess what? That isn't you.

But it's her life and trying to be the thought/body police will just waste both of your time.

Life is too short to worry about things that don't really matter in the end.
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Like the poor and other people who deserve what they got.
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It isn't my place to decide if people deserve what happens to them. It doesn't matter what I think, most of the time. This isn't to say that I don't have a responsibility to the people and things I care about, but worrying about a person doing something in private that harms no one?

Definitely not a concern anyone else should have.

You should certainly care for those around you, since they influence your life as well.

We all more or less live this way anyway, I'm just saying that it should be done without the angst and stress most people feel over it.

If you really care about the poor, go and help them out. If you don't, don't.

Simple.

Yes, writing this does mean that I care about you, I guess. More, I care about being understood and being thought of as an honest person. Even if I'm not always.

:)
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11/29/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
OP please ask her the brand name and to give a review.

I'm in the market.
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11/29/2012 10:34 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
OP please ask her the brand name and to give a review.

I'm in the market.
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That you Judethz?
Meow...
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11/29/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Who cares???
Fred
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11/29/2012 10:53 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Confront her? Why not offer to use it on her?
Burt Gummer

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11/29/2012 10:55 PM

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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
you ain't hitting it good enough
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^^^^ This.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/29/2012 11:26 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
My daughter ?? Sick fucks. It was my girlfriend.

I confronted her about an hour ago... She denied it !! F'n bitch denied it ! even though I saw her and heard the god damn thing humming wtf

Now what should I do ?
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Dude, she likes sex just like every woman. And just like every woman she's ashamed of it. Dick her down. Save her from her shame with your penis and love. It's your manly duty.
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11/29/2012 11:29 PM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Let her "catch" you using your fleshlight....then her vibrator and your fleshlight can hookup....
Burt Gummer

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11/29/2012 11:29 PM

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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
My daughter ?? Sick fucks. It was my girlfriend.

I confronted her about an hour ago... She denied it !! F'n bitch denied it ! even though I saw her and heard the god damn thing humming wtf

Now what should I do ?
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We can clearly now see why she prefers the toy over you.

spock
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11/29/2012 11:59 PM

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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
She's normal
Get over yourself
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 12:05 AM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
I don't understand what your problem is OP?
Don't you masturbate? Most people do.
You should be happy you have a girlfriend that masturbates and has a healthy sexuality. At least she likes sex!
You seem like you have control issues. Her masturbating has nothing to do with you. It is love for herself.
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11/30/2012 03:13 AM
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Re: I caught my girl using a vibrator
Chill, you said it was a back massager right? It's not like she was stuffing herself with a huge black dildo!

Hmm.. reminds me of when my ex came into the adult shop I worked in at the time shopping for a dildo, I didn't care I just said,"make sure it's smaller than mine!"

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