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Something is wrong with my uncle!? (Real uncle)

 
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Something is wrong with my uncle!? (Real uncle)
i don't know what the fuck is wrong with him. He is sweating like a god damned pig! And is on his hands and knees picking shit out of the carpet like an asshole. He has been at it for a good half hour now, and he is really starting to bug me the hell out. And to top all that off, my dog just shit and pissed all over the fuckin place!
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lmfao
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11/29/2012 09:05 PM
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......erm.... ah nevermind. *sigh*
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11/29/2012 09:07 PM
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he kinda chilled out a little bit. But now he is sitting in the chair mumbling shit to himself. I can't quite make out what he is saying. It's sounds like- bumbupna umbumpski. I dunno fucking weird!
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seriously though...
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11/29/2012 09:08 PM
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Maybe drugs?
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......erm.... ah nevermind. *sigh*
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What??
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11/29/2012 09:11 PM
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Maybe drugs?
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Thats what i.m kinda thinking. maybe i should call the fire department?
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11/29/2012 09:12 PM

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sounds like he's having a stroke
:glp sign:
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11/29/2012 09:14 PM
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sounds like he's having a stroke
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This ^^.. Dementia doesn't hit that hard or fast.. ditto with Alzheimer's
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11/29/2012 09:17 PM
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it's called mushrooms. they are bad that way. Bad trip like usual.
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11/29/2012 09:20 PM
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Re: Something is wrong with my uncle!? (Real uncle)
Get him to drink water. As much as he can.

Call the fire department. He may be having a stroke.

Keep giving him water.

Your dog is anxious. Pet him. As soon as you can take him for a run.
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11/29/2012 09:21 PM
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i'll be back the fire department is here. I'll keep you guysses posted
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11/29/2012 09:24 PM
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INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS!
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11/29/2012 09:37 PM

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Sounds like your Uncle is hitting the Pipe man. He is doing the Crack Dance looking for crumbs on the floor, no doubt. Classic symptoms. He wants another Bump (Crack Rock). I have seen this way to many times when living in NYC.
To each is own...
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Also I think your dog may have gotten into your uncles stash. That would explain your uncle looking for it on the floor and your dog is cracked out pissing and shitting everywhere.

Fuck the Fire Department, call the police and turn him in. And also you may want to follow your dog around with a baggy until he poops again. You never know, maybe you can sell what you get back from the dog. Just call it "Some Good Shit" and I guarantee it will sell. Crack heads will buy anything resembling a crack rock. Or sell it back to your uncle if you want.

Sorry OP I hope I am wrong and your Uncle is Ok and just had a minor mental breakdown. But from what you are describing it doesn't sound good.

Signs of a Crackhead:

Carpet Picking, scanning the floors for crumbs. (the crack dance)

Bump: another term for Crack Cocaine

Sweating, mumbling incoherently, crack dancing, dog shitting everywhere. It all makes sense OP.
To each is own...
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11/29/2012 09:51 PM
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you little fucker, called the fuckin fire department?!?!? wtf is wrong with you!!!

pussy.


and get off the interweb. people backtrace you on here...
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you little fucker, called the fuckin fire department?!?!? wtf is wrong with you!!!

pussy.


and get off the interweb. people backtrace you on here...
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you little fucker, called the fuckin fire department?!?!? wtf is wrong with you!!!

pussy.


and get off the interweb. people backtrace you on here...
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GET HIM SOME HELP STAT OR OU MIGHT NOT HAVE AN UNCLE BY MORNING!
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11/29/2012 10:09 PM
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hey man i was panicking i never seen any shit like that before. And the cops did come (they arrived first) and you know what they did to him? They beat him the fuck up and slammed him on the floor! For absolutly nothing! They said he was smoking crack cocaine. Then the paramedics came and looked him over, they said he is not on drugs, they think he is having some kind of metal brake down and needs to go to the hospital immediatly. Oh on top of that he has a broken arm now and needs stitches on his forehead. I.m freaking out now
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11/29/2012 10:16 PM
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i don't know what the fuck is wrong with him. He is sweating like a god damned pig! And is on his hands and knees picking shit out of the carpet like an asshole. He has been at it for a good half hour now, and he is really starting to bug me the hell out. And to top all that off, my dog just shit and pissed all over the fuckin place!
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crack addicts do this..my ex's aunt and uncle did this every time they got high on it.
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lamefeedtroll
 Quoting: Anubis


I couldn't resist.
To each is own...
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11/29/2012 10:40 PM
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 Quoting: Anubis


I couldn't resist.
 Quoting: Hammertime


I' m not trolling. And they found out what was wrong with him. Pretty quickly actually. He wasn't on drugs and did not have a mental fuck up. His blood glucose levels dropped to 29. apparently my uncle is a diabetic. that would explain the sweating and him acting very strange. They shot him up with some kind of shit and he popped right out of it. He will be home in the morning depending on how bad his arm is broke. and also how his scans come back on his head. What a fucking night this has been. I think i will have a beer!
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5*
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches.

Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
[link to www.judaismvschristianity.com]
[link to www.jesuswordsonly.com]

The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
[link to www.henrymakow.com]
[link to www.giveshare.org]

The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
[link to stevenmcollins.com]

Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
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Re: Something is wrong with my uncle!? (Real uncle)
Maybe drugs?
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Thats what i.m kinda thinking. maybe i should call the fire department?
 Quoting: op 1515445


lol why, is he on fire too? 5a
The pawns are in place, the stage is set. The question is, are you ready?

Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

Soon, all the slaves will be released, for the Jubilee approaches.

Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
[link to www.judaismvschristianity.com]
[link to www.jesuswordsonly.com]

The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
[link to www.henrymakow.com]
[link to www.giveshare.org]

The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
[link to stevenmcollins.com]

Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com]
[link to www.biblegateway.com] 777
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11/29/2012 11:00 PM
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Re: Something is wrong with my uncle!? (Real uncle)
o well... we all have our little idiocyncristies.... something is wrong with everybody.
Just be patient with him.
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11/29/2012 11:03 PM
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Re: Something is wrong with my uncle!? (Real uncle)
What about the dog??


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 Quoting: Anubis


I couldn't resist.
 Quoting: Hammertime


I' m not trolling. And they found out what was wrong with him. Pretty quickly actually. He wasn't on drugs and did not have a mental fuck up. His blood glucose levels dropped to 29. apparently my uncle is a diabetic. that would explain the sweating and him acting very strange. They shot him up with some kind of shit and he popped right out of it. He will be home in the morning depending on how bad his arm is broke. and also how his scans come back on his head. What a fucking night this has been. I think i will have a beer!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1517409
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