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the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................

 
Anonymous Coward
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the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
is smoking hot!!!
and divorced.

whats my next move? tell me. tell me now.
Anonymous 1342725

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11/29/2012 09:49 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
say Hey.
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
is smoking hot!!!
and divorced.

whats my next move? tell me. tell me now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345


place a flower on her doorstep
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
don't be a stalker
:glp sign:
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11/29/2012 09:50 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
cloroform
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11/29/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Sneak up behind her (slowly and quietly) and stick your penis in her Ear.

Its a Korean mating ritual and works almost everytime...That, Sir, is your next move...So do it.
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
say Hey.
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Then I kind of smile and act aloof until she laughs then ask her to lunch.
Keep in mind I'm hot as fuck. So this might make you look retarded.
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cloroform
 Quoting: asd 9566370


LOLZpigchef Clinton is even impressed with this idea.
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11/29/2012 09:53 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
cloroform
 Quoting: asd 9566370



i thought about that, but....i dunno. too much??? over the top ???
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11/29/2012 09:54 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Is this one of those "Best Of Craigslist" entries?
Jack of all trades, master of none.
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
is smoking hot!!!
and divorced.

whats my next move? tell me. tell me now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345

just be nice.
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cloroform
 Quoting: asd 9566370



i thought about that, but....i dunno. too much??? over the top ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345


No, Shes korean- They LOVE that shit.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 09:54 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Learn to speak Korean. Get a Korean dictionary or a book and leave it around your desk. Then when the opportunity comes up tell her you're trying to learn it and ask her to help you.

"Yo-bo say yo" means "hello"
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11/29/2012 09:57 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Learn to speak Korean. Get a Korean dictionary or a book and leave it around your desk. Then when the opportunity comes up tell her you're trying to learn it and ask her to help you.

"Yo-bo say yo" means "hello"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26826431


Thats too much a 1980s bad movie plot- Which ends up in wacky misadventures, romance and reunited kids.

The Chloroform guy wins. That is what the Op is doing. Please leave this thread.
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11/29/2012 09:58 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
say Hey.
 Quoting: Anonymous 1342725


sexxyyy ladyeee.....

And go Gangnam style on her..=)
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
cloroform
 Quoting: asd 9566370



i thought about that, but....i dunno. too much??? over the top ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345


No, Shes korean- They LOVE that shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16778386


i wwasnt aware of that; thats really interesting....


the learning how to speak korean suggestion seems like a lot of fuckin work.
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11/29/2012 10:00 PM
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Perseus7

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11/29/2012 10:00 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her 0mg is here. She will understand. Thank You.
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11/29/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
cloroform
 Quoting: asd 9566370



i thought about that, but....i dunno. too much??? over the top ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345


No, Shes korean- They LOVE that shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16778386


i wwasnt aware of that; thats really interesting....


the learning how to speak korean suggestion seems like a lot of fuckin work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345


yeah, ignore that guy... Learn to speak korean and get a date or three (hell maybe a Wife...) but its going to be lots of work.

Use the Chloroform and its the gift that keeps on giving- Plus you dont want to really hear what she has to say anyway. After awhile you will have to tune that shit out. Getting bitched at to put the Toilet lid down in korean is a hassle...

Nope chloroform and duct tape is the most bang for the buck.
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11/29/2012 10:02 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Learn to speak Korean. Get a Korean dictionary or a book and leave it around your desk. Then when the opportunity comes up tell her you're trying to learn it and ask her to help you.

"Yo-bo say yo" means "hello"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26826431


why would ANYONE learn korean??? it's the most meaningless language on the planet. Ask her a French question and she'll be all over you in 30 min
luvya
TunafishSammiches

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11/29/2012 10:03 PM

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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Dab some kimchi behind your ears hf
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11/29/2012 10:04 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Give her a Kimchi Steamer!
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11/29/2012 10:05 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her she looks like one of these girls

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11/29/2012 10:05 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Suggest you get together for coffee or a drink after work on Friday. Last day of the week.

Do it one Monday, then don't make a big deal out of it.

No matter what don't let it stress you, and keep in mind that you still have to work with her later.

If she asks why just smile at her and say that you want to get to know her better.

If she turns you down twice, at least without making a counter offer, let the idea go. If she says yes, your set, at least for the first date.

It's very low risk for you, since you're just saying you should hang out. (Even if you do want to bang her, which she should be able to guess. Hot chicks really do know that already.) If she isn't interested, move on, since life is too short to mess around with anyone that doesn't want you there.

Be bold, stay in control and be willing to toss her aside if she isn't serving your needs closely enough to bother with. Or at least act like it.

The return rate is less certain than chloroform, but on the good side there's virtually no chance of prison time for it.

It even out.
hapless moran

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11/29/2012 10:07 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Sneak up behind her (slowly and quietly) and stick your penis in her Ear.

Its a Korean mating ritual and works almost everytime...That, Sir, is your next move...So do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16778386


The previous poster is correct up to a point. He forgot to mention that you should first soak your member in kimchee before placing said member in ear.
free your inner baboon.
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11/29/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Pictures or she didnt happen.
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11/29/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Bring her some flowers and tell her you want to take her shopping.
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11/29/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
say Hey.
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sexxyyy ladyeee.....

And go Gangnam style on her..=)
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


hmm
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We are all the result of our past choices meeting the future.
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/29/2012 10:14 PM
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Tell her she looks like one of these girls


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i cant stop watching this video.......
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11/29/2012 10:15 PM

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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Learn to speak Korean. Get a Korean dictionary or a book and leave it around your desk. Then when the opportunity comes up tell her you're trying to learn it and ask her to help you.

"Yo-bo say yo" means "hello"
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Don't believe the AC. Say "Dongshi oma peck pogida". It means you must get your good looks from your mother. They fall for it every time....
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Bring her some barbequed dalmatian at lunch, she'll see you as caring about her culture, as well as a good provider. And if all goes well, you should be in balls-deep within a few weeks.

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