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the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................

 
asd
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11/29/2012 10:22 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her you would like to take her out to eat kumofsumyungui they love that shit in korea.
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11/29/2012 10:25 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Do this at her cubicle until she submits

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11/29/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Pictures or she didnt happen.
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11/29/2012 10:27 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Walk up to her and whisper in her ear "I wanna eat your pussy" then do that thing Anthony Hopkins does in Silence of the Lambs after he mentions eating the guys liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Nah seriously though.. just act like a complete douche. Seems like a lot of girls go for that these days.
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11/29/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
you go up to her and tell her you are so adorable and i came to you because I wanted to know your name.
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11/29/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Pictures or she didnt happen.
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Yes...this^^^.

We need a confirmation that she's real.

Standard procedure...

hiding
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11/29/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
is smoking hot!!!
and divorced.

whats my next move? tell me. tell me now.
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place a flower on her doorstep
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Or better yet.... Place a flower stem in your butt, walk over to her cubicle, bend over with your back to her, and clear your throat to get her attention. You'll be in like Flynn.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/29/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Bring her some barbequed dalmatian at lunch, she'll see you as caring about her culture, as well as a good provider. And if all goes well, you should be in balls-deep within a few weeks.
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cruise
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11/29/2012 10:33 PM
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cloroform
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+1
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11/29/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
say Hey.
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Then I kind of smile and act aloof until she laughs then ask her to lunch.
Keep in mind I'm hot as fuck. So this might make you look retarded.
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Ya? If you're so hot, why the fuck do you need our advice reject? I would just walk up to her and start a conversation....if it goes well? Ask her to lunch.
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11/29/2012 10:37 PM
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STOP BOTHERING WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!
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11/29/2012 10:38 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Bring a boombox over to her cube, turn in Gangnam style and start doing the Gangnam dance in her cube entrance. Then just walk away without saying anything.
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11/29/2012 10:39 PM
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STOP BOTHERING WOMEN OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!
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only an ugly person would say this.
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11/29/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
close enough...
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11/29/2012 10:50 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
she is divorced for a reason , you will figure it out when you are the 3rd or 6ht or 14th drone paying alimoney
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11/29/2012 10:51 PM

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Whisper gently in her ear "Nibiru. Bring in the tomatoes" as you pass by her cubicle.
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11/29/2012 10:56 PM

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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
But yell OPA! in her ear before all these events happen.
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11/29/2012 10:56 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Mix messages.
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11/29/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Keep in mind, you say she's smoking hot but divorced.. that can only mean that something about her personality was off putting to the point of exceeding her attractiveness. Since she's divorced I would also say she's likely to give men the test of time to see if their worth it, which means since she's ridiculously hot she'll be expecting boatloads of attention. So already alluding to the conclusion that a relationship should be ruled out, if you're just trying to get laid, it's probably not worth the effort either. Ultimately I'd say pass.
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11/29/2012 10:58 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
you go up to her and tell her you are so adorable and i came to you because I wanted to know your name.
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OH my god that is fucking creepy.
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11/29/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
say Hey.
 Quoting: Anonymous 1342725


Then I kind of smile and act aloof until she laughs then ask her to lunch.
Keep in mind I'm hot as fuck. So this might make you look retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous 1342725


Ya? If you're so hot, why the fuck do you need our advice reject? I would just walk up to her and start a conversation....if it goes well? Ask her to lunch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28733227


Say what? I'm not asking you for shit and I never will.
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11/29/2012 11:12 PM

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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Ask her if it is side ways, or like Americans, straight up and down. She will be amazed at your knowledge of her anatomy, and fall in your arms.

Last Edited by Desert Fox on 11/29/2012 11:12 PM
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11/29/2012 11:14 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
dont be like the idiot at my work stalking my friend. whenever he sees her he stops what he's doing and starts following her, she just gets scared and is considering going to management. To get her name, he shouts, Hey..Hey you!!
Do some men have any brains????
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11/29/2012 11:16 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Flop out your dick and wiggle it in her face
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11/29/2012 11:22 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
say Hey.
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"An Yung Ha Shim Nikka" -- a respectful "hello"
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11/29/2012 11:23 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Divorced hot bitches be crazy. Find an otherwise hot girl with a messed up nose. Easier to win her and nose jobs are cheap compared to the overall cost of a woman.
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11/29/2012 11:25 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Say what Op? DUH! Ask her to teach you Korean.

That should take months if not years.
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11/29/2012 11:26 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her she has beautiful eyes and ask her if she has a sideways vagina to match them.
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11/29/2012 11:33 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Go Gangnam on her....
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 11:43 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
RUN..just kidding...SPRINT AS FAST AS YOU CAN AWAY FROM HER!!! You have no idea how damaged those goods are! I have been to Korea many times and know of too many cases where guys married Korean girls who were only interested in getting to America. Once here (and married) the marriages lasted 5.0000 years. Notice the accuracy in that number...5.0000 - literally the 5 year and 1 day mark...the Korean chick would hand the American dude divorce papers. They (the Korean chicks) were willing to do almost anything to get out of that country and away from Korean men. The damage done to that chick has already taken place. She may seem like a "well established and fine" young lady...but, underneath is a boiling cauldron of problems - sprint away as fast as your feet will take you!

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