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the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 11:45 PM
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Why would anyone get involved with a co-worker. If it goes south, you have to see them everyday.

The saying "Don't shit where you eat" ring a bell?
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11/29/2012 11:47 PM

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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her she looks like one of these girls


 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


They spend millions of dollars to make bullshit videos for MTV...yet this is the greatest video in history. Make sure to turn down the volume though.
Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Walk up to her and tell her you're with Immigration and need to see her papers. Go in her apartment and tell her you have to strip search her for contraband. Then let your fingers do the walking. "Oh, me so horny!"

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11/29/2012 11:52 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Bring her some barbequed dalmatian at lunch, she'll see you as caring about her culture, as well as a good provider. And if all goes well, you should be in balls-deep within a few weeks.
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cruise
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cloroform
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+1
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5a
That's right, Corky! It's time to saddle up !!!
"You gotta please Missy".


Anonymous Coward
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11/29/2012 11:56 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
She's Korean so her mom is psycho. This means she is psycho. Avoid at all costs.
Lada D

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11/29/2012 11:57 PM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
On a scale of 1-10, how Westernized is she?

I'm giving her a 5 right out of the gate for being divorced, and tack on 2 if she is the product of an Army Marriage.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 12:26 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
first off...was she married to a korean or... the first time?
secondly....how close is she to her family...cause thats what your marrying...
thirdly...can you eat k food or are you thinking youre going to force her to
keep kimchi from the fridge?
lastly...christian? k christians can be a real pain in the ass...real sanctimonius...even worse than merkans because they are applying it to a confucian context....so.... if meritless authoritarianism is your bag...
GO FOR IT!
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 12:29 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her she looks like one of these girls


 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


They spend millions of dollars to make bullshit videos for MTV...yet this is the greatest video in history. Make sure to turn down the volume though.
 Quoting: Monk Meat


Greatest in history? You must not see much.
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11/30/2012 01:19 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her she looks like one of these girls


 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


They spend millions of dollars to make bullshit videos for MTV...yet this is the greatest video in history. Make sure to turn down the volume though.
 Quoting: Monk Meat


Greatest in history? You must not see much.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5739241


i dont know. this one comes pretty damn close.
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11/30/2012 04:42 AM
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11/30/2012 04:44 AM
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NEEDS TO BE (BLANKED).
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 05:03 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Donate your dog to the neighborhood Korean church for a bbq.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 05:07 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Sneak up behind her (slowly and quietly) and stick your penis in her Ear.

Its a Korean mating ritual and works almost everytime...That, Sir, is your next move...So do it.
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lovely beauty
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11/30/2012 05:08 AM
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OP, put your dick on and go talk to her.
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11/30/2012 05:17 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
is smoking hot!!!
and divorced.

whats my next move? tell me. tell me now.
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Learn Korean
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 05:18 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
is smoking hot!!!
and divorced.

whats my next move? tell me. tell me now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345


Tell her that you used to be Kim Jong Il's gay lover.

Women LOVE men with power and influence.
GeordieLegend

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11/30/2012 05:49 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Korean's love to cook, so buy her a cook book. Something like "How to Wok your dog" is a traditional Korean cook book.

Also, ask her if she cried when Kim Jong-il died.
Propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach...
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 06:38 AM
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dont date people u work with, never a good idea
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 06:52 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Why would anyone get involved with a co-worker. If it goes south, you have to see them everyday.

The saying "Don't shit where you eat" ring a bell?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


finally some good advice.
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11/30/2012 07:04 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 07:11 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
She is hot AND divorced....that should tell you to RUN!

The girl is poison
Perseus7

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11/30/2012 07:14 AM
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she is my love

I need her more than anything

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Little Miss Sunshine

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11/30/2012 07:45 AM

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Keep in mind, you say she's smoking hot but divorced.. that can only mean that something about her personality was off putting to the point of exceeding her attractiveness. Since she's divorced I would also say she's likely to give men the test of time to see if their worth it, which means since she's ridiculously hot she'll be expecting boatloads of attention. So already alluding to the conclusion that a relationship should be ruled out, if you're just trying to get laid, it's probably not worth the effort either. Ultimately I'd say pass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7419205


I was juuuust waiting for that brilliant person to " get it"....LOL- after Apollo hit him with that planted seed of temptation I knew it all downhill for the OP when he said " I can't stop watching this video!"....
VERY WISE ADVICE ON THE PASS.
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11/30/2012 07:50 AM
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Pics or it did t happen
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11/30/2012 07:51 AM

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Why would anyone get involved with a co-worker. If it goes south, you have to see them everyday.

The saying "Don't shit where you eat" ring a bell?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


Hahaha!!! Some people NEVER get it!!
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 07:55 AM
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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Seriously though you should just try and buck shot that already. U can just start talking to her and start being a gentalman, eventually u will fin the right moments where she is comfertable and u can ask her out on a date... Or risk it and rush it and possibly making the future of the both of u working at the company together after u came onto her hard and she shot u down. Good luck and hope it all works out and remember if rejection happens that just means that something better is on its way
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11/30/2012 09:01 AM
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don't be a stalker
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Sez a lot about current abberant sexual mores, and most likely feminist-inspired. Guy likes a girl, makes him a stalker. Sick.

Just went thru the airport in Seoul, and yeah, they're hot all right, very high percentage of them are HOT!
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 09:18 AM
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koreans are awesome... be nice with her and dont just hit het, treat her with respect and slowly approach bro...

source : me living in korea for 9 months
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11/30/2012 11:18 AM

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Re: the korean girl two cubicles down from me.................
Tell her she looks like one of these girls


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i cant stop watching this video.......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25729345


LOL! Neither can I!
Be filled with joy in the knowing that you are the light and love of the one Infinite Creator.
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