LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy | |
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| stillhere User ID: 26842649 11/29/2012 11:52 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is nothing to mess with. You have no idea what can happen to you. Burn it. Quoting: Ralph--a house dog This^^^ Inviting demons into your life and I bet you have no idea how to protect yourself--this is about the most foolish thing a person can do. You are giving your permission for them to attach to you. ![]() "You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it... But even God cannot change the Truth.” Michael Levy |
| skyblau User ID: 26844291 11/29/2012 11:52 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up! Quoting: skyblau IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP! Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year? |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19534453 11/29/2012 11:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up! Quoting: skyblau IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP! Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year? It said "No" This thing is telling the truth HA HA |
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| skyblau User ID: 26844291 11/29/2012 11:56 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have to warn you though OP, after you use a Ouija board, the only way to close the "gate" to keep the demon from harassing you or worse is to burn the board. Trust me on it. A board is a one time use, unless you want problems. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28104499 11/30/2012 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up! Quoting: skyblau IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP! Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year? It said "No" This thing is telling the truth HA HA REMEMBER DEMONS LIE... SO KEEP THAT IN MIND... THE ANSWERS YOU GET WHILE SOME MAY BE TRUE... A LIAR IS SPEAKING |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28104499 11/30/2012 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up! Quoting: skyblau IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP! Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year? It said "No" This thing is telling the truth HA HA REMEMBER DEMONS LIE... SO KEEP THAT IN MIND... THE ANSWERS YOU GET WHILE SOME MAY BE TRUE... A LIAR IS SPEAKING |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24011342 11/30/2012 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask it if Jesus is God. If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus." If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!" I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore. You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL! |
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| C. User ID: 277248 11/30/2012 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP. Stop playing. My hamster told my other hamster to tell my cat to tell me to tell you to stop f***ing with that. So, stop it! My cat knows which hamster is right. Quit it and eat some ice cream or something. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 28104499 11/30/2012 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask it if Jesus is God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus." If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!" I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore. You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL! YEAH I HEARD THE BOARD WILL FREAK OUT IF JESUS IS MENTIONED |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19534453 11/30/2012 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask it if Jesus is God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus." If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!" I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore. You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL! WOAH!!! It said “NO” to the first question Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL” Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER” Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW” I don’t want to piss it off my friend |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 24011342 11/30/2012 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask it if Jesus is God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus." If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!" I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore. You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL! WOAH!!! It said “NO” to the first question Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL” Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER” Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW” I don’t want to piss it off my friend Next time...curse it in the name of Jesus...it won't ever speak to you again :-) |
| C. User ID: 277248 11/30/2012 12:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask it if Jesus is God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus." If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!" I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore. You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL! WOAH!!! It said “NO” to the first question Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL” Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER” Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW” I don’t want to piss it off my friend Asshole. I will smack you over the head with a Magic Eight Ball. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19534453 11/30/2012 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask it if Jesus is God. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342 If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus." If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!" I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore. You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL! WOAH!!! It said “NO” to the first question Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL” Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER” Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW” I don’t want to piss it off my friend Asshole. I will smack you over the head with a Magic Eight Ball. I'm an asshole because I am having fun? Are you freaking kidding me ? LOL LMAOO |
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