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LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy

 
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
ask it: "what will happen to me?"
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It said "CANNOT SAY"

I love this black magic stuff hahaha
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
This is nothing to mess with. You have no idea what can happen to you. Burn it.
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This^^^

Inviting demons into your life and I bet you have no idea how to protect yourself--this is about the most foolish thing a person can do. You are giving your permission for them to attach to you.
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up!
 Quoting: skyblau


IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP!
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Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year?
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
God forbids the use of witchcraft. Stop now and ask for forgivness.
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
ask for the name of the spirit and is it going to kill you.
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It said yes.... uhoh

umm i should put this away now
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up!
 Quoting: skyblau


IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP!
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Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year?
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It said "No" This thing is telling the truth HA HA
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Where is my first wife at this moment?

Keep it going OP
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It said "NOT HERE" HOLY CRAP!!! LOL
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Of course she is not over there with you.

Try again
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Um, yeah put it away before it put's you away.
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if I have a 'true love'...
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Do not concern yourself with these idiots, this is simply all in good fun.

You should keep going, as deep as possible, and report back.
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
I have to warn you though OP, after you use a Ouija board, the only way to close the "gate" to keep the demon from harassing you or worse is to burn the board. Trust me on it. A board is a one time use, unless you want problems.
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
ask if I will get laid this year?
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It said yes hahaha Perfect way to end the year huh? LOL LMAOO!! WOOHOOO!!
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up!
 Quoting: skyblau


IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19534453


Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year?
 Quoting: skyblau


It said "No" This thing is telling the truth HA HA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19534453


REMEMBER DEMONS LIE... SO KEEP THAT IN MIND... THE ANSWERS YOU GET WHILE SOME MAY BE TRUE... A LIAR IS SPEAKING
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up!
 Quoting: skyblau


IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19534453


Ok, ok ask it this if you want: Will Sanfrancisco get a huge quake by the end of the year?
 Quoting: skyblau


It said "No" This thing is telling the truth HA HA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19534453


REMEMBER DEMONS LIE... SO KEEP THAT IN MIND... THE ANSWERS YOU GET WHILE SOME MAY BE TRUE... A LIAR IS SPEAKING
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if I have a 'true love'...
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Damm... it said something weird, I don't think it likes love it told me "LEAVE ME NOW" Last thing i want is to piss it off.. lol
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if Jesus is God.

If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus."

If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!"

I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore.

You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL!
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask It if the rain man really is the creative force responsible for making certain mainstream rappers famous
 Quoting: SaintLunatic


YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS YES HAHA
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Ask It if the rain man really is the creative force responsible for making certain mainstream rappers famous
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YOU KNOW THE ANSWER IS YES HAHA
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
I would like to know where my dogs are right now.
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
op is lying. There is no way that demon filled ouji board is answering questions in one minute . Stop panicking everyone
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
OP. Stop playing.

My hamster told my other hamster to tell my cat to tell me to tell you to stop f***ing with that.

So, stop it! My cat knows which hamster is right.

Quit it and eat some ice cream or something.
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if Jesus is God.

If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus."

If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!"

I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore.

You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342


YEAH I HEARD THE BOARD WILL FREAK OUT IF JESUS IS MENTIONED
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if Jesus is God.

If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus."

If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!"

I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore.

You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342


WOAH!!!

It said “NO” to the first question
Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL”
Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER”
Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW”
I don’t want to piss it off my friend
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Put that fucking away. Don't mess with things you don't understand.
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^ This. Some people are extremely retarded.
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^^This^^
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if Jesus is God.

If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus."

If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!"

I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore.

You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342


WOAH!!!

It said “NO” to the first question
Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL”
Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER”
Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW”
I don’t want to piss it off my friend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19534453


Next time...curse it in the name of Jesus...it won't ever speak to you again :-)
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if Jesus is God.

If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus."

If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!"

I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore.

You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342


WOAH!!!

It said “NO” to the first question
Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL”
Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER”
Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW”
I don’t want to piss it off my friend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19534453


Asshole.

I will smack you over the head with a Magic Eight Ball.
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I would like to know where my dogs are right now.
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It said "AT A CROSSROADS"
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Re: LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy
Ask it if Jesus is God.

If the answer is no, then say, "I guess it wouldn't matter if I say I curse you in the name of Jesus."

If it answers anything but yes...then, what have you got to lose...say, "I curse you in the name of Jesus!"

I know the answer to this scenario! I am a Christian. I told some kids in high school (who were playing with a ouija board) to do exactly like above. As soon as one kid cursed it in the name of Jesus...the thing said "Fuck you" and flung itself against the wall and didn't work anymore.

You will see...Jesus is God...and Lord..of ALL!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24011342


WOAH!!!

It said “NO” to the first question
Then the second question it got crazy and said “CANNOT TELL”
Then when I said the third it said “ASK LATER”
Then I said it again and it said “LEAVE ME NOW”
I don’t want to piss it off my friend
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19534453


Asshole.

I will smack you over the head with a Magic Eight Ball.
 Quoting: C. 277248


I'm an asshole because I am having fun? Are you freaking kidding me ? LOL LMAOO
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