LoL I have a OUIJA Board and it is telling me things, hahaha ask me something this is crazy

Be careful,OP. Be very careful. Ask it the name of the spirit that once contacted the old hapless moran.

Sure it did.

Ask the board this: Will the earth burn up by fire by a massive solar flare on Dec 21, 2012. Let's get the board warmed up!

Okay lol This is so fun :D

Put that fucking away. Don't mess with things you don't understand.

IT said YES!!! HAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP!

^ This. Some people are extremely retarded.

You are on the precipice, about to open doors you might not be able to recover from. Tread warily friend.

I'll settle for initials. OP,you really should burn that thang.

it said "FUTURE HAZY" I have no idea what that means.. LOL :D

This is nothing to mess with. You have no idea what can happen to you. Burn it.

It's a fail. OP,stop now. You shouldn't be playing with fire.

Well... that doesn't compute, according to well documented prophecies.

You're opening the door to serious trouble. You'd better quit playing with that thing.

You know better. You may not live to see 12/21/2012 if you keep on tempting the dark side.

Be very careful.

Better stop now because you're talking to the devil.

^^^^THIS^^^^

Selling those things in toy stores is like selling one pound bricks of C4 and boosters next to the Playdoh.

Then they wind up in the hands of kids like this.

While Ouija believers feel the paranormal or supernatural is responsible for Ouija's action, it is parsimoniously explained by unconscious movements of those controlling the pointer, a psychophysiological phenomenon known as the ideomotor effect.[6][7][8] Despite being repeatedly debunked by the efforts of the scientific community and denounced as a tool of Satan by conservative Christians, Ouija remains popular among many people.[4]

you won't think it is funny when you are trapped and can't get loose. op, even if you are just joking around, satan isn't. i'm sure you will blow me off, but just know when you look back on it, you had a chance and you chose evil.

Come on ask me more i asked it will New York City be destroyed this year it said yes....

I don't know what else could destroy new york but it must be big

Where is my first wife at this moment?

Keep it going OP

You're better off using a monopoly board.

ask it: "what will happen to me?"

ask if I will get laid this year?

YOUR OUIJA BOARD TOLD ME IT WAS ON MARS.

DOES YOU'RE CURIOSITY HAVE YOU TONIGHT?


OH WE GOING WHIRLY AROUND THE BOARD, YES WE ARE!

AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME SPIRIT?

SPIRIT SAYS HE IS "AJAX"

WELL WHICH ONE?

5Q5Q5Q5Q5Q.....................................

HAY MAN THIS OUIJA BOARD IS HOSTILE AND IT THINKS IT EITHER:

1) IOU- JAH? WOAH, IM NOT PAYING JAMICA NEW YORK OR OTHER
WISE.

2) SO IS MY BOARD JAMAICAN OR JEHOVAH WITNESS?

3) NO, MAYBE IT IS A JEHOVAH WITNESS IN JAMAICA.
BUT THE JEHOVAH WITNESS IN JAMAICA IS ON MARS AND IS
WITH DANTE'S INFERNO.

4) WAIT! MY OUIJA BOARD IS ON "IO".

5) YEAH AND IF YOU DON'T STOP IT YOU'LL GO BLIND.

6) WHAT KIND OF BLIND? MELLON? (LOL)

7) I THINK THIS BOARD LIES AND IS REALLY LUNAR ORBITER
LASER ALTIMETER.

8) WHY? BECAUSE ITS LIKE A FREAKING MANTA RAY!

pix or it didnt happen

It said "NOT HERE" HOLY CRAP!!! LOL

Ask It if the rain man really is the creative force responsible for making certain mainstream rappers famous

I could believe that horseshit you just posted except for one thing. I doubt the subconsious of most people would tell them they're going to die tomorrow and go to hell to meet satan. Yet that's what happens to most people.

Why does it never tell you a candy truck is going to crash on the front lawn and spill 3000 pounds of jelly beans on your front porch for you to enjoy? Don't you think that would be more likely what your subconsious would create for you?

ask for the name of the spirit and is it going to kill you.