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'We're married, we just don't have sex'

 
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'We're married, we just don't have sex'
'On our wedding night, we invited friends over to play Scrabble'

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Asexual partnerships are good :)
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Genuine spiritual intimate relationships are 100x more better than physical ones.
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"Sex" is overrated.
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice "more better"!

Last Edited by Chip on 11/30/2012 12:17 AM
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Re: 'We're married, we just don't have sex'
Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
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Whatever floats your boat.

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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
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Either take more or less prozac
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11/30/2012 12:20 AM
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
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Not necessarily, most having the great sex begat children they do not properly raise or plan for. Sex was not created as entertainment.
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
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Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
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Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
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Minds me of this song:
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11/30/2012 12:24 AM
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Either you all have small dicks and can't satisfy women if your lives depended on it, or your woman is just using you for your house and money while banging every guy in town behind your back.

Oh yeah, asexuality rules, if you're a neanderthal
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Either you all have small dicks and can't satisfy women if your lives depended on it, or your woman is just using you for your house and money while banging every guy in town behind your back.

Oh yeah, asexuality rules, if you're a neanderthal
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Nah man. You're blind or maybe you don't have the aptitude to understand.
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
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Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
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+1000000000
Live and let live.......really
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
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Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
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+1000000000
 Quoting: zephyr


hf
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Either you all have small dicks and can't satisfy women if your lives depended on it, or your woman is just using you for your house and money while banging every guy in town behind your back.

Oh yeah, asexuality rules, if you're a neanderthal
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Nah man. You're blind or maybe you don't have the aptitude to understand.
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^^^^this
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
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Whoa! You're all fucked up! See a doctor...and report back.
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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice "more better"!
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Not necessarily, most having the great sex begat children they do not properly raise or plan for. Sex was not created as entertainment.
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I've been six years in a relationship having sex constantly and never have begotten any offspring. It's called using protection.
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How evolved you are Im proud of you OP but you still get this.....goaway huffy
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Re: 'We're married, we just don't have sex'
Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
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Whoa! You're all fucked up! See a doctor...and report back.
 Quoting: Chip


I don't think so :)
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I sort of envy you OP. Truly. I think sex spents too much energy. Male hormones, making one always horny, are a huge drain of concentration and peace of mind.
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
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Sorry, but that's just wrong. I've got a genius IQ and have done many valuable things in my life. Sex is EVERYTHING as far as enjoyment and fulfillment. WTF is the point of getting married if you don't have sex? That is the reason most guys get married at all, other than to have someone to cook and clean.

As a married guy, you have a right to sex from your wife. That's the "valuable consideration" that she brings to the marriage contract. Otherwise, there's nothing there, and if there's no consummation, then you are technically not married.
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


Sorry, but that's just wrong. I've got a genius IQ and have done many valuable things in my life. Sex is EVERYTHING as far as enjoyment and fulfillment. WTF is the point of getting married if you don't have sex? That is the reason most guys get married at all, other than to have someone to cook and clean.

As a married guy, you have a right to sex from your wife. That's the "valuable consideration" that she brings to the marriage contract. Otherwise, there's nothing there, and if there's no consummation, then you are technically not married.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28736703


You're spiritually stagnant chuckle.
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


Sorry, but that's just wrong. I've got a genius IQ and have done many valuable things in my life. Sex is EVERYTHING as far as enjoyment and fulfillment. WTF is the point of getting married if you don't have sex? That is the reason most guys get married at all, other than to have someone to cook and clean.

As a married guy, you have a right to sex from your wife. That's the "valuable consideration" that she brings to the marriage contract. Otherwise, there's nothing there, and if there's no consummation, then you are technically not married.
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You're spiritually stagnant chuckle.
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^ this.
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'On our wedding night, we invited friends over to play Scrabble'

lol


Asexual partnerships are good :)
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The male in this story has low testosterone no doubt. It's common these days with all the xenoestrogens in food and consumer products.
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'On our wedding night, we invited friends over to play Scrabble'

lol


Asexual partnerships are good :)
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The male in this story has low testosterone no doubt. It's common these days with all the xenoestrogens in food and consumer products.
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Nope. hf
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


Sorry, but that's just wrong. I've got a genius IQ and have done many valuable things in my life. Sex is EVERYTHING as far as enjoyment and fulfillment. WTF is the point of getting married if you don't have sex? That is the reason most guys get married at all, other than to have someone to cook and clean.

As a married guy, you have a right to sex from your wife. That's the "valuable consideration" that she brings to the marriage contract. Otherwise, there's nothing there, and if there's no consummation, then you are technically not married.
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1rof1 bash
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You can have your asexual nature, I will have my grand stories to tell my grand children.
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock
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Genuine spiritual intimate relationships are 100x more better than physical ones.
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This^^^^^^^
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


This is the proof that you're not coming from a spiritual place regarding your avoidance of sex.

If you you saw sex as something beautiful, but something you've decided to not participate in, then it would be different.

Nope, it's simply low testosterone which means you have a highly elevated risk of cancer later on.

There's probably not enough fat in your diet, which means your brain will also become diseased.
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I like it.