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'We're married, we just don't have sex'

 
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12/01/2012 01:53 PM
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Jesus Christ is the way the truth and the life.

Believe in him or do not. Everyone has a choice.
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12/01/2012 01:54 PM
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'On our wedding night, we invited friends over to play Scrabble'
lol
Asexual partnerships are good :)
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I don't think so. That's abnormal. You've been drinking too much flouride and taking in too much bizfeenLA and it's turning you into a aphrodite and ruining your sex drive.
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All inaccurate, except for the abnormal part tounge.
hf
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12/01/2012 01:55 PM
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Jesus Christ is the way the truth and the life.

Believe in him or do not. Everyone has a choice.
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Again, offtopic.
hf
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12/01/2012 01:56 PM
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We are all sinners.

Everyone including "you".

Mark 10:18
And Jesus said unto him, Why call me good? there is none good but one, that is, God.
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offtopic
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Sin separates us from God. I sin.......you sin.

Jesus Christ seeks you. Your law of no sex is your own, and I applaud you for it. But you still are sinner just like me.

Believe in Jesus Christ OP. With him comes spirit. And only spirit gives birth to spirit.
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12/01/2012 01:58 PM
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We are all sinners.

Everyone including "you".

Mark 10:18
And Jesus said unto him, Why call me good? there is none good but one, that is, God.
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offtopic
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Sin separates us from God. I sin.......you sin.

Jesus Christ seeks you. Your law of no sex is your own, and I applaud you for it. But you still are sinner just like me.

Believe in Jesus Christ OP. With him comes spirit. And only spirit gives birth to spirit.
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sigh
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Under developed as you say = sinner.


And my lord and savior taught we are all under this under developed.

But rejoice for we can have spirit.
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12/01/2012 02:02 PM
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Under developed as you say = sinner.


And my lord and savior taught we are all under this under developed.

But rejoice for we can have spirit.
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violin
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12/01/2012 02:06 PM
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For we "all" are under developed. That is on topic. :)


Jesus Christ loves you......right now. Not the you in tomorrow of the you in 10 years from now. Right now he seeks you despite what "we" are.
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12/01/2012 02:15 PM
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For we "all" are under developed. That is on topic. :)


Jesus Christ loves you......right now. Not the you in tomorrow of the you in 10 years from now. Right now he seeks you despite what "we" are.
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Some humans are more spiritually developed than others.
hf
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12/01/2012 02:23 PM
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Jesus is our judge. Human deciding who is more holy is irrelevant.

For no one is good....save God alone. Who is more holy....who is less. Human judgement does not matter on who is more spiritual then someone else.
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12/01/2012 02:26 PM
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Those that preach to be more holy then others are usually not.


I am not holy.....I am a sinner.

But thanks to Jesus Christ I am saved.
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12/01/2012 02:29 PM
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Those that preach to be more holy then others are usually not.


I am not holy.....I am a sinner.

But thanks to Jesus Christ I am saved.
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another do
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12/01/2012 02:32 PM
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Jesus Christ loves you.

:)
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12/01/2012 02:34 PM
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Jesus Christ loves you.

:)
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I know ;D
hf
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12/01/2012 02:48 PM
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For we "all" are under developed. That is on topic. :)


Jesus Christ loves you......right now. Not the you in tomorrow of the you in 10 years from now. Right now he seeks you despite what "we" are.
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Some humans are more spiritually developed than others.
hf
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Obviously you're not one of them.
You're wrong
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12/01/2012 02:59 PM
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Jesus Christ is the way the truth and the life.

Believe in him or do not. Everyone has a choice.
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Again, offtopic.
hf
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Again, who cares if you have sex or not! On topic...byekitty
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12/01/2012 03:06 PM
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For we "all" are under developed. That is on topic. :)


Jesus Christ loves you......right now. Not the you in tomorrow of the you in 10 years from now. Right now he seeks you despite what "we" are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12083851


Some humans are more spiritually developed than others.
hf
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Obviously you're not one of them.
You're wrong
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I am :)
hf
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12/01/2012 03:11 PM
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Sex is overrated.

I sometimes think every perversion is accepted by society, but if somebody says they don't like sex people freak out. Doesn't that seem strange?
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Yes because it's like saying, I hate eating food, it is so disgusting and primitive. For those of us with properly functioning hormones sex is a biological need. If you don't have this need then you are lacking the proper hormones that could potentially harm you.

Either way this thread is a great troll thread of all troll threads.
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12/01/2012 03:15 PM

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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice "more better"!
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Not necessarily, most having the great sex begat children they do not properly raise or plan for. Sex was not created as entertainment.
 Quoting: God Loves ALL


I've been six years in a relationship having sex constantly and never have begotten any offspring. It's called using protection.
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? or in your case you are not doing it right? tounge
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12/01/2012 03:25 PM
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Sex is overrated.

I sometimes think every perversion is accepted by society, but if somebody says they don't like sex people freak out. Doesn't that seem strange?
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Yes because it's like saying, I hate eating food, it is so disgusting and primitive. For those of us with properly functioning hormones sex is a biological need. If you don't have this need then you are lacking the proper hormones that could potentially harm you.

Either way this thread is a great troll thread of all troll threads.
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Food and "sex" are two completely different things.
hf
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12/01/2012 03:29 PM
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"Sex" is overrated.
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i tend to agree until i get a hardon
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12/01/2012 03:30 PM
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Sex is overrated.

I sometimes think every perversion is accepted by society, but if somebody says they don't like sex people freak out. Doesn't that seem strange?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130777


Yes because it's like saying, I hate eating food, it is so disgusting and primitive. For those of us with properly functioning hormones sex is a biological need. If you don't have this need then you are lacking the proper hormones that could potentially harm you.

Either way this thread is a great troll thread of all troll threads.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119878


Food and "sex" are two completely different things.
hf
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lmao without food humans go extinct and without sex humans also go extinct.
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12/01/2012 03:51 PM
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Sex is overrated.

I sometimes think every perversion is accepted by society, but if somebody says they don't like sex people freak out. Doesn't that seem strange?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130777


Yes because it's like saying, I hate eating food, it is so disgusting and primitive. For those of us with properly functioning hormones sex is a biological need. If you don't have this need then you are lacking the proper hormones that could potentially harm you.

Either way this thread is a great troll thread of all troll threads.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28119878


Food and "sex" are two completely different things.
hf
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lmao without food humans go extinct and without sex humans also go extinct.
 Quoting: Dapurps


Incorrect.
hf
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12/01/2012 04:06 PM
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While you tards are patting yourselves on the back about how enlightened you and your sexless partners are, I have had sex several times, feel great and full of energy, and plan on having more tonight. Some more sex Sunday morning and then I plan on giving my cock a good 24-hour rest.
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12/01/2012 04:09 PM
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Same situation but not by choice lol
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While you tards are patting yourselves on the back about how enlightened you and your sexless partners are, I have had sex several times, feel great and full of energy, and plan on having more tonight. Some more sex Sunday morning and then I plan on giving my cock a good 24-hour rest.
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You are spiritually retarded xD.
hf
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12/02/2012 05:35 AM
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice "more better"!
 Quoting: Chip


Not necessarily, most having the great sex begat children they do not properly raise or plan for. Sex was not created as entertainment.
 Quoting: God Loves ALL


I've been six years in a relationship having sex constantly and never have begotten any offspring. It's called using protection.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


? or in your case you are not doing it right? tounge
 Quoting: davvi


Oh i am, believe me, as long as there's no kiddies I am doing it right.
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Jesus Christ loves you.

:)
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I know ;D
hf
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LOL trolling christards earns you some of my respect oppie.
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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12/03/2012 03:44 AM
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Jesus Christ loves you.

:)
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I know ;D
hf
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LOL trolling christards earns you some of my respect oppie.
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Ha, I genuinely love my brother Jesus Christ.

Develop.
hf
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12/03/2012 03:46 AM
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Genuine spiritual intimate relationships are 100x more better than physical ones.
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