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'We're married, we just don't have sex'

 
ANHEDONIC

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11/30/2012 12:54 AM

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Do you kiss?

Hug?

Highfive?

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 12:56 AM
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Re: 'We're married, we just don't have sex'
Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
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Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


This is the proof that you're not coming from a spiritual place regarding your avoidance of sex.

If you you saw sex as something beautiful, but something you've decided to not participate in, then it would be different.

Nope, it's simply low testosterone which means you have a highly elevated risk of cancer later on.

There's probably not enough fat in your diet, which means your brain will also become diseased.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 990186


Wrong. I've experienced both and "sex" is extremely disgusting, where as being in love with someone on a spiritual level is extremely beautiful.
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11/30/2012 12:57 AM
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Do you kiss?

Hug?

Highfive?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Neck kisses are the best ;D
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 12:57 AM
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Some people don't like sex. That's their decision to make.

It's not what I want for myself, but it's a harmless enough thing, as long as they don't force their choices on others.
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11/30/2012 01:01 AM
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Re: 'We're married, we just don't have sex'
we had a lot of sex in our marriage in the early days

now we have kids and a dog

we don't have sex anymore by mutual agreement

no big deal


we think people who are so primal and animal that they think with their genitals are weird

sex serves a purpose--recreation but once that is accomplished--what's the point?
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:03 AM
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Don't your balls hurt op?
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11/30/2012 01:06 AM
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Do you kiss?

Hug?

Highfive?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Neck kisses are the best ;D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


Hugs and kisses (not French kissing though) are beautiful.

Sexual touching and penetration is extremely gross. It's such a scumbag thing to do.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:07 AM
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The op should ask what she would like on the menu... The options are:

Make love
Sex
Fucking

My wife always says fucking... And I know I have a keeper!.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:31 AM
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
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Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
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I wish there were more people in the world like you OP verysad
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:34 AM
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Sex is overrated.

I sometimes think every perversion is accepted by society, but if somebody says they don't like sex people freak out. Doesn't that seem strange?
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11/30/2012 01:35 AM
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27428056


Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

I wish there were more people in the world like you OP verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26063078

I hope everyone gets to experience what being spiritually in love with someone feels like. The passion and attraction you feel for that person is incomparable.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:37 AM
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If sex is a drain then I'm roto-rooter.

OP you've got to be kidding me.

Oh yeah i forgot I couldn't possibly understand because I'm not enlightened enough yet.

Tard
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11/30/2012 01:39 AM
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If sex is a drain then I'm roto-rooter.

OP you've got to be kidding me.

Oh yeah i forgot I couldn't possibly understand because I'm not enlightened enough yet.
Tard
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You're not.
hf
Lorax

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11/30/2012 01:39 AM
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OMG! This the funniest thing I seen in 40 years.

pssst.....Your GAY! wakeup
Lorax
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11/30/2012 01:41 AM
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OMG! This the funniest thing I seen in 40 years.

pssst.....Your GAY! wakeup
 Quoting: Lorax



*Asexual.
NuckingFutZ

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11/30/2012 01:41 AM

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You`re awesome OP ! Much love rose
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11/30/2012 01:42 AM
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Smarter parents have less children. long as u 2 are spending time together. Is kewl.
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11/30/2012 01:44 AM
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You`re awesome OP ! Much love rose
 Quoting: NuckingFutZ


hf
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11/30/2012 01:44 AM
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Whatever floats your boat.

jerkit
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OMG, you beat me to it, ha.
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11/30/2012 01:45 AM
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Whatever floats your boat.

jerkit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28740258


OMG, you beat me to it, ha.
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Gave those disgusting acts up years ago :)
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:46 AM
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Yeah, really, sex is for the proles!!

Truth is, you are impotent and unable to get it up. Sex disgusts you because you are unable to pleasure a woman. You knew that, you just needed to hear it from someone else.

A real man takes care of his wife's pussy. He fulfills her needs.

Women's' libbers marry pussy men who cannot do a real day's work. A real man can work all day and take care of a woman at night, even if he has an office job. A liberal pussy man worries about whether or not his ancestors perpetrated injustice on anyone. He has been intellectually castrated by white guilt, even though he works 10 hours a day so the government can take his wages and give them to people who were never oppressed.

A real man and a real woman have sex. They care for each other and they satisfy each other. Liberals bathe in their guilt, and are neutered by it, even though they never did anything but read bad things about their ancestors, who built the country.
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11/30/2012 01:48 AM
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Yeah, really, sex is for the proles!!

Truth is, you are impotent and unable to get it up. Sex disgusts you because you are unable to pleasure a woman. You knew that, you just needed to hear it from someone else.

A real man takes care of his wife's pussy. He fulfills her needs.

Women's' libbers marry pussy men who cannot do a real day's work. A real man can work all day and take care of a woman at night, even if he has an office job. A liberal pussy man worries about whether or not his ancestors perpetrated injustice on anyone. He has been intellectually castrated by white guilt, even though he works 10 hours a day so the government can take his wages and give them to people who were never oppressed.

A real man and a real woman have sex. They care for each other and they satisfy each other. Liberals bathe in their guilt, and are neutered by it, even though they never did anything but read bad things about their ancestors, who built the country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28540064


Wrong, haha :D
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:48 AM
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27428056


Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

I wish there were more people in the world like you OP verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26063078


But this is deception trickery manipulation so you are saying you like to be fooled?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 01:50 AM
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27428056


Make love to you lady's mind, not her body :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

I wish there were more people in the world like you OP verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26063078


But this is deception trickery manipulation so you are saying you like to be fooled?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28378701


No such hf
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 01:54 AM
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next you'll be telling me 'shitting' is disgusting & you dont eat any food as to avoid ever having to do it.

so im guessing its the turkey baster when you wanna have kids then?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 02:00 AM
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next you'll be telling me 'shitting' is disgusting & you dont eat any food as to avoid ever having to do it.

so im guessing its the turkey baster when you wanna have kids then?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28462079


I'm only 24, and if I ever want children I will adopt :)
Lorax

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11/30/2012 02:00 AM
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Ok, so your not interested in either sex. Is your partner the same as you? Not what you think, but does she tell you that she is?
Lorax
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11/30/2012 02:02 AM
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I dunno man... reproduction is an instinct. One you can supress yes, but totaly? I dunno man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27428056


You must have 9, billion children.
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11/30/2012 02:04 AM
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Yeah, really, sex is for the proles!!

Truth is, you are impotent and unable to get it up. Sex disgusts you because you are unable to pleasure a woman. You knew that, you just needed to hear it from someone else.

A real man takes care of his wife's pussy. He fulfills her needs.

Women's' libbers marry pussy men who cannot do a real day's work. A real man can work all day and take care of a woman at night, even if he has an office job. A liberal pussy man worries about whether or not his ancestors perpetrated injustice on anyone. He has been intellectually castrated by white guilt, even though he works 10 hours a day so the government can take his wages and give them to people who were never oppressed.

A real man and a real woman have sex. They care for each other and they satisfy each other. Liberals bathe in their guilt, and are neutered by it, even though they never did anything but read bad things about their ancestors, who built the country.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28540064


If so many people have sex and so many real men and women are on the planet, where so many people are obviously having sex and being sexual so much (just turn on the tv, walk down a busy street)....

Then why is everything failing so hard?
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11/30/2012 02:05 AM
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Some of Alex Gray's paintings are a beautiful reflection of how truely intimate and connecting sex can be.