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'We're married, we just don't have sex'

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 07:31 AM
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'On our wedding night, we invited friends over to play Scrabble'

lol


Asexual partnerships are good :)
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You have sex.... DIY sex
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28334809


No. I don't have any sort of "sex".
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 07:34 AM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 07:39 AM
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i think the OP is male and your all getting trolled to death, but anyways....
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I'm a woman, but why do you think I'm a man?
hf
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11/30/2012 07:47 AM
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Join the club (my one marriage did not have this problem).

I suspect a lot of marriages these days are marriages of convenience and involve no sex.
Stefan Parlow

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11/30/2012 07:48 AM
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A orgasm with your partner is the highest union with the source. There exists no more time but only the being.

I am sorry for you that you do not experience this.

Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 07:50 AM
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You can have your asexual nature, I will have my grand stories to tell my grand children.
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You're going to tell your grandchildren about your sex life? What kind of sick fuck are you?
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 07:51 AM
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Never mind the sex, WHO WON AT SCRABBLE???
natasha77

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11/30/2012 07:52 AM
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
 Quoting: Chip


Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
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Really? Dont you need to feel close ????? My husband isnt much into sex either, "not the right frame of mind at the moment" " Too worried"...etc.....
That works for awhile, but after awhile, when my Teddy bear starts looking good, i know i need sex and affection (shortlived as it may be)...

Do you have any sexual desire for your partner, ever? If not, are you getting some on the side?
I'm serious!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
natasha77

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11/30/2012 07:53 AM
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Never mind the sex, WHO WON AT SCRABBLE???
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22lol22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
Blue Skies

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11/30/2012 07:56 AM
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I thought the OP was male.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Why?

lol
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Just the way you feel. 1dunno1
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 07:56 AM
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Never mind the sex, WHO WON AT SCRABBLE???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27531391


Haha xD!

Copy and paste "'we're married, we just don't have sex'" in Google search bar and read the Guardian link :) I'd post the link to the story but GLP blocked guardian because of copyright or something :/
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 07:59 AM
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The op should ask what she would like on the menu... The options are:

Make love
Sex
Fucking

My wife always says fucking... And I know I have a keeper!.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22643478


That's the same answer she gives the mailman, the plumber and the TV repairman.
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11/30/2012 08:00 AM
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i think the OP is male and your all getting trolled to death, but anyways....
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I'm a woman, but why do you think I'm a man?
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

because youre a liar and youre a man and a troll.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:01 AM
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
 Quoting: Chip


Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988



Really? Dont you need to feel close ????? My husband isnt much into sex either, "not the right frame of mind at the moment" " Too worried"...etc.....
That works for awhile, but after awhile, when my Teddy bear starts looking good, i know i need sex and affection (shortlived as it may be)...

Do you have any sexual desire for your partner, ever? If not, are you getting some on the side?
I'm serious!
 Quoting: natasha77


Our relationship is based solely on our spiritual connection. I understand if you don't "get" this.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:01 AM
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i think the OP is male and your all getting trolled to death, but anyways....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


I'm a woman, but why do you think I'm a man?
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

because youre a liar and youre a man and a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


Nope :D
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 08:01 AM
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I thought the OP was male.
 Quoting: Blue Skies


Why?

lol
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Just the way you feel. 1dunno1
 Quoting: Blue Skies


exactly.
stupid guy doesnt realise about that type thing.
trolls should at least stick to their own gender because genders easiest to read/feel.
natasha77

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11/30/2012 08:02 AM
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i think the OP is male and your all getting trolled to death, but anyways....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


I'm a woman, but why do you think I'm a man?
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

because youre a liar and youre a man and a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


Only men in Austrlia, no women.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 08:02 AM
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i think the OP is male and your all getting trolled to death, but anyways....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


I'm a woman, but why do you think I'm a man?
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

because youre a liar and youre a man and a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


Nope :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


yes.dont start me.or ill link youre other crap.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:03 AM
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I'm a woman, but why do you think I'm a man?
hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

because youre a liar and youre a man and a troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


Nope :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


yes.dont start me.or ill link youre other crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


Go ahead :P
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11/30/2012 08:04 AM
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11/30/2012 08:04 AM
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"Sex" is overrated.
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11/30/2012 08:05 AM
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because youre a liar and youre a man and a troll.
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Nope :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


yes.dont start me.or ill link youre other crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


Go ahead :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

give yourself up much?.
nite mr Troll.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 08:07 AM
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people in this thread saying sex is overrated, are either asiates or have tiny dicks and dont know how to satisfy women


How the fuck can you not like sex

Beyong my comprehension

I fuck like a sexmachine and I enjoy

what the fuck is the point of living if there is no sex?

Fucking unbelievable

and FUCK YOU OP
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 08:07 AM
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Refusing to make love to your spouse is as unnatural as sticking your penis in a hairy goat ass.

But at least you aren't a queer. Power to you.
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11/30/2012 08:09 AM
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Nope :D
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


yes.dont start me.or ill link youre other crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


Go ahead :P
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988

give yourself up much?.
nite mr Troll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28761349


I really am a woman lmao.
I feel like a man? So you think my text speech is masculine right?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 08:11 AM
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people in this thread saying sex is overrated, are either asiates or have tiny dicks and dont know how to satisfy women


How the fuck can you not like sex

Beyong my comprehension

I fuck like a sexmachine and I enjoy

what the fuck is the point of living if there is no sex?

Fucking unbelievable

and FUCK YOU OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28770011


Exactly. Now hush :P
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11/30/2012 08:15 AM
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
 Quoting: Chip


Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


How can you judge as disgusting that which you've never had. Mature (grow up) and you'll love it.
Pyractomena borealis

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11/30/2012 08:21 AM
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The op should ask what she would like on the menu... The options are:

Make love
Sex
Fucking

My wife always says fucking... And I know I have a keeper!.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22643478


Lovely.

And I bet you like it porn movie style....hard.
There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster

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The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates

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11/30/2012 08:21 AM
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Now imagine having both a great relationship and great sex! Twice as good!
 Quoting: Chip


Not for me. I think "sex" is disgusting and only the under-developed minds crave it and/or need it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28709988


How can you judge as disgusting that which you've never had. Mature (grow up) and you'll love it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21943549


I have experienced "sex", and it's disgusting.
13th-Century

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11/30/2012 08:31 AM
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According to "The Revelations of St. Bridget," an 800-page book which I am in the process of reading on-line, supernatural locutions to this 14th-century nun were recorded in which Jesus Christ personally told her that purity and celibacy are treasures in the sight of God, and physical lust is a sin.

The continuation of the human race through procreation is not the highest value to God. The disobedience of Adam and Eve resulted in their banishment from the Garden of Eden, and the subsequent births of Cain and Abel.

God is merciful, knowing our sinful natures. He endeavours to help us find the truth, and faith.

The highest value, the desire of the Sacred Heart of Jesus Christ, is the salvation of the soul.

Sexual pleasure is a deception of Satan. That fiend of hell is always there in the bed... in the mind... in the attitude...


Psalm 51:4-6

King James Version (KJV)

4 Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest.

5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

6 Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.

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