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What is the best animal to get as a pet?

 
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What is the best animal to get as a pet?
any animal at all
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11/30/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
a cat that is loving... the show absolute undying love for you .. if you chose the right cat that is
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11/30/2012 02:17 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
any animal at all
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a blue heeler from australia.Smart,loyal,fearless and protective.As well very good with children.
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
chihuahua..........seriously. best dog i ever had. get when still a puppy, and socialize him/her well, and they won't turn out yippy at all.
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
a cat that is loving... the show absolute undying love for you .. if you chose the right cat that is
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cats are dumb, they dont respond to anything, and all they do is bitch, moan, and scratch. No different then the wife. Get aq dog, they are awesome.
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
A Redhead.
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
a cat that is loving... the show absolute undying love for you .. if you chose the right cat that is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28701386


cats are dumb, they dont respond to anything, and all they do is bitch, moan, and scratch. No different then the wife. Get aq dog, they are awesome.
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agreed. i hate cats. if i'm spending money to support you, you damn well better act somewhat interested in my existence. cats only come around when they want something (food and to come inside when it's cold). a dog will always be by your side.
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11/30/2012 02:20 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
any animal at all
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a scorpion
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11/30/2012 02:20 AM
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a hippo
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11/30/2012 02:21 AM
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A pet rock
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11/30/2012 02:22 AM
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A Redhead.
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yuck. redheads stink..
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11/30/2012 02:23 AM
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Honey badger FTW!
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11/30/2012 02:27 AM
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A Redhead.
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yuck. redheads stink..
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As you wipe nut juice off your chin....
Oregon Constitution Article I, Section 27

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11/30/2012 02:28 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
A Sasquatch if you can find one. They can be trained to do just about anything. Although they do tend to shit all over the house during thunderstorms, they are pretty good at cleaning it up afterwards.
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African Grey Parrot.
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A Redhead.
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yuck. redheads stink..
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As you wipe nut juice off your chin....
 Quoting: Redpaw360


projection plus ROFL.

you want to suck my penis?
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Ferrets, they will teach you how to pick up their shit so maybe you can start doing it yourself.
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Koala.
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
a hippo
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
It depends on how much money you have and how much time you have to spend with your pet.

Mine is like my child. She is 22, and I am constantly forced to pay attention to her. She loves the beach, and likes to play dress up. She hates when I smack her hard, but if it is a firm spank on the rump and I say "Bad Girl" repeatedly she wags her tail.

She has a penchant for eating only the expensive food and prefers bottled water to tap water, even when it is filtered.

I can't get her to lick my face, but she does seem to enjoy other parts of my body.

She hates other female pets being around me, and growls when I mention that I may get a second female pet. She gets along with my friend's female pets, but only if my friend is around as well.

I would strongly advise on getting a pet like this, but females should consider male pets that really like to lick.
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11/30/2012 02:49 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
Australian shepherd, yes. Most loyal and smartest of all.
Cats detect evil, very useful but fussy.
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11/30/2012 02:49 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
Pet Rock. It never gets old, never changes and never needs feeding, vet etc.
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11/30/2012 02:50 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
Grow some balls and get a Black Mamba.
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11/30/2012 02:50 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
any animal at all
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A dog, if you need slavish love and cleaning up dogshit daily.

A cat if you're secure and can stand occasional disdain and like a CLEAN animal that's mostly self-sufficient.




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11/30/2012 03:06 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
pet monkey... obviously the best
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11/30/2012 03:08 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
A pit. Best dog in the world.
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
pet monkey... obviously the best
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do you spank it?
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11/30/2012 03:19 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
best of all ?
is the same as you: another human
second best: dog

hf
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11/30/2012 03:23 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
Pet Rock. It never gets old, never changes and never needs feeding, vet etc.
 Quoting: Chippey


I had one for years, one day it acted out and smashed through a guys window. I miss that rock.
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
courage the cowardly dog
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11/30/2012 03:31 AM
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Re: What is the best animal to get as a pet?
Cats are great pets.

They are beautiful.

They are self-cleaning.

They don't need to be walked.

They don't need to be taken outside to potty.

They don't require much attention.

And they purr!

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Dogs are great pets.

They are loyal.

They are intelligent.

But, the do need to be bathed, walked, taken outside to potty, and require considerable attention.

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Ultimately, it is up to you as to your preference.

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