Health Warning

Health Warning

A dreadful new decease is spreading rapidly throughout the

world.
Physical symptoms include
1. Loss of hearing or more specifically the Inability to listen to your fellow man.
2. The rapid onset of verbal dearer with yourself and your achievements as your favourite topic.
3. Self inflicted physical mutilation with the goal of making yourself even more attractive than what you believe you already are.
Psychometric symptoms include
1. An embarrassingly over inflated opinion of the self.
2. The false belief that every one thinks very highly of you
3. The urge to dispense advice to everyone and the belief that they actually want your advice.
4. Sincere concern that everybody you deal with is morons and if it was not for your intervention they would all be lost.
Social symptoms
1. Making the topic of any conversation in a group about you by talking over everybody and by monopolising the conversation.
2. Praising others in an attempt to get them to praise you even more.
3. Expelling your real friend from your social circle and replacing them with those who have “Yes man” syndrome.
4. Those who have suffered from the decease for a prolonged period of time find them self’s isolated and alone.
The decease is commonly known as “PRIDE”
Examples of people who suffered from severe pride include
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Sadam Hoosen
3. Georg Bush
4. Julius Malema
5. Most of the Hollywood acting fraternity
6. Lady Ga Ga
7. Those with personalised registration plates and excessive body art.
8. Satan
The cure
Take a generous dose of humiliation tree times daily untilled you are cured.
You will know that you are cured when the next time you see a beggar at the traffic light you are overcome by compassion instead of being irritated and judgmental.
PS:
If you feel offended by any of the content in this notice then you probably have the decease.