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Reds ckross
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11/30/2012 04:03 AM
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Health Warning

A dreadful new decease is spreading rapidly throughout the

world.
Physical symptoms include
1. Loss of hearing or more specifically the Inability to listen to your fellow man.
2. The rapid onset of verbal dearer with yourself and your achievements as your favourite topic.
3. Self inflicted physical mutilation with the goal of making yourself even more attractive than what you believe you already are.
Psychometric symptoms include
1. An embarrassingly over inflated opinion of the self.
2. The false belief that every one thinks very highly of you
3. The urge to dispense advice to everyone and the belief that they actually want your advice.
4. Sincere concern that everybody you deal with is morons and if it was not for your intervention they would all be lost.
Social symptoms
1. Making the topic of any conversation in a group about you by talking over everybody and by monopolising the conversation.
2. Praising others in an attempt to get them to praise you even more.
3. Expelling your real friend from your social circle and replacing them with those who have “Yes man” syndrome.
4. Those who have suffered from the decease for a prolonged period of time find them self’s isolated and alone.
The decease is commonly known as “PRIDE”
Examples of people who suffered from severe pride include
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Sadam Hoosen
3. Georg Bush
4. Julius Malema
5. Most of the Hollywood acting fraternity
6. Lady Ga Ga
7. Those with personalised registration plates and excessive body art.
8. Satan
The cure
Take a generous dose of humiliation tree times daily untilled you are cured.
You will know that you are cured when the next time you see a beggar at the traffic light you are overcome by compassion instead of being irritated and judgmental.
PS:
If you feel offended by any of the content in this notice then you probably have the decease.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 04:09 AM
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lmaoapplause
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11/30/2012 04:13 AM
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pigchef
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11/30/2012 04:18 AM
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Great! But I do like Lady Ca Ca.
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11/30/2012 04:20 AM
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Health Warning

A dreadful new decease is spreading rapidly throughout the

world.
Physical symptoms include
1. Loss of hearing or more specifically the Inability to listen to your fellow man.
2. The rapid onset of verbal dearer with yourself and your achievements as your favourite topic.
3. Self inflicted physical mutilation with the goal of making yourself even more attractive than what you believe you already are.
Psychometric symptoms include
1. An embarrassingly over inflated opinion of the self.
2. The false belief that every one thinks very highly of you
3. The urge to dispense advice to everyone and the belief that they actually want your advice.
4. Sincere concern that everybody you deal with is morons and if it was not for your intervention they would all be lost.
Social symptoms
1. Making the topic of any conversation in a group about you by talking over everybody and by monopolising the conversation.
2. Praising others in an attempt to get them to praise you even more.
3. Expelling your real friend from your social circle and replacing them with those who have “Yes man” syndrome.
4. Those who have suffered from the decease for a prolonged period of time find them self’s isolated and alone.
The decease is commonly known as “PRIDE”
Examples of people who suffered from severe pride include
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Sadam Hoosen
3. Georg Bush
4. Julius Malema
5. Most of the Hollywood acting fraternity
6. Lady Ga Ga
7. Those with personalised registration plates and excessive body art.
8. Satan
The cure
Take a generous dose of humiliation tree times daily untilled you are cured.
You will know that you are cured when the next time you see a beggar at the traffic light you are overcome by compassion instead of being irritated and judgmental.
PS:
If you feel offended by any of the content in this notice then you probably have the decease.
 Quoting: Reds ckross 28503911


Yes..pentecostal christianity IS spreading fast isnt it?
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11/30/2012 04:22 AM
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Great! But I do like Lady Ca Ca.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25231741


Yes the "bride of Satan" she is in South Africa now. Cant wait for her to leave
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 04:33 AM
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damn i have a serious case of this shit lol

you sound like someone who has been let down a lot like a sad lost puppy

you have no charisma or sense of self worth so you attempt to categorize those who do because your jealous of what you dont have and never will

i feel sorry for you

people like you are the reason people like me have motivation

because the more negativity we get the more we know were doing something right

now carry on with your pathetic life
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11/30/2012 04:54 AM
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damn i have a serious case of this shit lol

you sound like someone who has been let down a lot like a sad lost puppy

you have no charisma or sense of self worth so you attempt to categorize those who do because your jealous of what you dont have and never will

i feel sorry for you

people like you are the reason people like me have motivation

because the more negativity we get the more we know were doing something right

now carry on with your pathetic life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27703467


Yes you got it.... you got bad
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11/30/2012 04:58 AM
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11/30/2012 07:29 AM
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s226
LisaDiane

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11/30/2012 08:47 AM

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Very funny!
LisaDiane
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12/03/2012 08:15 AM
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Very funny!
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How
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12/03/2012 08:44 AM
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