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George "Pizza Roll" Noory

 
Thorz Hamster

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Noory: "He's a retired U.S. Army Captain, a second-generation SRI-trained remote viewer who now trains people around the world how to remote view, he speaks fluent Mandarin, the author of several books on remote viewing, and he used to live in a lava tube on Maui. Welcome, Major Ed Dames! Ed, how are yewwwww?"

Dames: "Hi George. How are you?"

Noory: "Likewise, likewise."


HUH?!
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George was actually killed by that super-heated pizza roll. The show on it was all fake - he died of shock in the ER. Poor George was assassinated with a pizza roll because he said and knew too much. George has since been replaced with a biosythetic robotoid clone.

True story.
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George was actually killed by that super-heated pizza roll. The show on it was all fake - he died of shock in the ER. Poor George was assassinated with a pizza roll because he said and knew too much. George has since been replaced with a biosythetic robotoid clone.

True story.
 Quoting: kangablue


...and no one can tell the difference.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Snoory does Elvis...

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HE sucks!
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This guy needs to go
byekitty

Please take Ian Punnett, Bitch Mattress, and the shadow people with you.

I bet Art Bell is rolling over in his grave right about now. Oh wait... he's not dead.

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He will be if he tunes in Monday thru Friday~!!
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01/04/2013 12:03 AM

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OH man...

Last night George was interviewing this dude, and the guy was just rambling on forever, Noroo must have fallen asleep.

Then there is a pause I guess because the guest wanted to take a drink of water or something.

Noroo freaks out and asks "Why did you stop?"
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:hotpocketNoory:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


LOL!!!!!! HAHAHHA!!!!!


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Bach: Invention No. 1
Joplin: Maple Leaf Rag
Mendelssohn: Tarantella Op.102 no.3
Mendelssohn: Venetian Boat Song Op. 19 no. 6 (both from 'Songs Without Words')
The Sonic Dreamer

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Let's list all the nicknames for this butthead. There have been some really funny ones in this thread so far:

Nooron

Neorge Goory

George Snorry

G Roll

No Name


the only one I dont get is no name....maybe he is the nobody?

add your favorite nickname for this turd sandwich, and wash it down with a turd shake!

Last Edited by The Sonic Dreamer on 01/04/2013 12:12 AM
Currently working on:
Bach: Invention No. 1
Joplin: Maple Leaf Rag
Mendelssohn: Tarantella Op.102 no.3
Mendelssohn: Venetian Boat Song Op. 19 no. 6 (both from 'Songs Without Words')
Astral Goat
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:hotpocketNoory:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


LOL!!!!!! HAHAHHA!!!!!

 Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer


Oh my god...I'm having trouble breathing from laughing
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"Did it have lamb legs?"

"Do comets have intelligence and know what part of the earth to hit?"

"Is Bigfoot an alien?...because remember Chewbacca."
 Quoting: Thorz Hamster


sounds like questions a child would ask!
Currently working on:
Bach: Invention No. 1
Joplin: Maple Leaf Rag
Mendelssohn: Tarantella Op.102 no.3
Mendelssohn: Venetian Boat Song Op. 19 no. 6 (both from 'Songs Without Words')
Astral Goat
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"Is Bigfoot an alien?...because remember Chewbacca."
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lol
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LOL
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:hotpocketNoory:
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 Quoting: The Sonic Dreamer


I love it!!
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:wildcard:
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I was under the impression that Snoory preferred sausage.
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01/25/2013 10:50 PM

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"Sweet Dreams" by Beyonce Knowles

(Turn the lights on!)
Every night I rush to my bed
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see you when I close my eyes
I'm going outta my head
Lost in a fairytale
Can you hold my hands and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies
And I hope it rains
You're the perfect lullaby
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your loves to good to be true
(Turn the lights on!)
My guilty pleasure I ain't goin nowhere
Baby, long as you're here
I'll be floating on air cause you're my, you're my....
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you

(Turn the lights on!)

I mention you when I say my prayers
I wrap you around all of my thoughts
Boy, you're my temporary high
I wish that when I wake up you're there
To wrap your arms around me for real and tell me you'll stay by my side
Clouds filled with stars cover the skies
And I hope it rains
You're the perfect lullaby
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your loves to good to be true
(Turn the lights on!)
My guilty pleasure I ain't goin nowhere
Baby, long as you're here
I'll be floating on air cause you're my, you're my....
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you

(Turn the lights on!)
Tattoo your name across my heart
So it will remain....
Not even death can make us part
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Somebody pinch me, your loves to good to be true
(Turn the lights on!)
My guilty pleasure I ain't goin nowhere
Baby, long as you're here
I'll be floating on air cause you're my, you're my....
You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you
Turn the lights out

Original Comment: Any night without pizza rolls is sweet dreams?

Last Edited by La Listener on 01/25/2013 11:30 PM
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I stopped listening to paranormal George after Dec 21 2012. His head didn't explode. George has destroyed the AB legacy my opinion.
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:noory disarming:
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Snoory is a fraud and a drunk. Here is proof.


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George "Pizza Roll"
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Stupid POS Noory!

Guy calls in with a fantastic story of being a kid with a paper route encountering a UFO, guy gets to the crux of the story and Noory cuts him off! Anybody with any goddamn sense woulda known that this story was riveting and let him keep going! Idiot! Bet John B. would have kept him going.

Fucking gatekeeper shill!! Wish that pizza roll woulda welded his trap shut! FFS
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Art is an Obama lover.. he drools all over him... I like Art, but I do not agree with him on most things..
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art is 33rd degree
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Whatever Burt Gummer, you're a dumbass. This thread isn't about your daddy, Obama. Live in your delusion elsewhere.
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clappa
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Stupid POS Noory!

Guy calls in with a fantastic story of being a kid with a paper route encountering a UFO, guy gets to the crux of the story and Noory cuts him off! Anybody with any goddamn sense woulda known that this story was riveting and let him keep going! Idiot! Bet John B. would have kept him going.

Fucking gatekeeper shill!! Wish that pizza roll woulda welded his trap shut! FFS
 Quoting: George "Pizza Roll" 32506504


I was listening to that same story and when George cut it off I was pissed. It was like listening to a Kerry Cassidy interview.
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Somewhere, in an undiscloseable location, Ronnie Raygun's ghost is currently concocting a plot to assassinate a certain popular late night jackass radio host with a pizza roll laced with an overdose of Carnivora! Carnivora selectively responds to abnormal radio hosts, no harm to a single normal radio host.

Skunk Apes from all over approve!
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How to Eat Pizza WITHOUT Burning Your Mouth

STEP 1. Give time for your pizza to cool. Sometimes this is not always viable, if so, proceed to the next step. (BIG FAT PIG)

STEP 2 and 3. Loosen the cheese from the sauce using a fork or knife. It's probably the sauce that burns your mouth, so by exposing it to the cooler air around it, it will cool off more quickly. (OR CUT THE PIZZA ROLLS IN HALF). Slice into small pieces.

STEP 4. TRY and pull the cheese up and put it down again so that the heat and smoke wont be just inside.

STEP 5. BLOW on your own slice of pizza, unless the whole thing is yours.

STEP 6. Take a SMALL bite to assure the pizza has cooled and if it's still hot for you, drink something cold like my favorite drink when eating pizza.

And REMEMBER: Always let the pizza cool unless you want to cause serious damage to your mouth! OR NOT! SNORON!

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Oy yes. STEP 7. Don't forget to tell the planet about it when you fuck up the directions.
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Stupid POS Noory!

Guy calls in with a fantastic story of being a kid with a paper route encountering a UFO, guy gets to the crux of the story and Noory cuts him off! Anybody with any goddamn sense woulda known that this story was riveting and let him keep going!
 Quoting: George "Pizza Roll" 32506504


That was some great stuff...I could have listened to that guy for the whole show.
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Being in the industry I can tell you this...

no name's guests send in the questions to the producers 2 or 3 days before the show. In other words the interviews are staged. George may ask 1 or 2 questions during an interview. From the several guests of his that I speak with, they say its totally set-up.

Now you know.
 Quoting: Person445


But...they ALL do this....nothing new going back to the beginning of talk shows....
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This guy needs to go
byekitty

Please take Ian Punnett, Bitch Mattress, and the shadow people with you.

I bet Art Bell is rolling over in his grave right about now. Oh wait... he's not dead.

Thread: Art Bell No Longer Likes Coast To Coast
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Love it smile_hear
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