I absolutely hate being rich

You guys think it's sooooo eassy being rich, well I'll tell you something, it ain't! I know all the rest of you reading this here thread are poor, and I used to be poor too when I was younger. I came from a poor family, and at the time being made fun of by my school mates for not having such good clothes or whatnot. But back then I think back upon it now, did I really appreciate shit more then. just having some bread to slop up our squirrel gravy or whatnot. Now, getting bread of course ain't nothin, just like putting these diamond studded shoes on in the morning. And then you all don't think about, having to protect your hoard of cash from the wide-eyed hoards out there. Yeah, that lets you rest at night comfortable and all sure. worry about my royce getting scratched, someone stealing my sat phone, etc etc etc. I'd almost give my cash away, except i like my vacations and having hot chicks rub my back and other parts. i tip nicely, so they'll have food to eat for the next month, so it makes me feel like I'm giving back some. And I can hear you all breathing now, why don't i give to charity? Well i do, but you should know that they do the craziest shit with our money you've no idea. at least when i give directly to someone i know it's gone to a poor person, and not so much that they tell their friends so i get mugged later.