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I get paid $23.50 an hour to press a button

 
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I get paid $23.50 an hour to press a button
got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
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BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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What color is the button? Sounds exciting.
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.

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11/30/2012 10:20 AM
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Black encased in a grey metal box ! Exciting uh ? Got the fm radio going and listening to glen beck while sipping on hot tea.... Press,sip and then press the button again.
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Hey are they hiring still cuz usually they need at least 2 security guards to act tough like rentacops..
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I get paid 20k/month to click a mouse button.
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I get paid 20k/month to click a mouse button.
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But anyways, congrats OP. Great gig!
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11/30/2012 10:21 AM
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you sound like homer simpson!
church of euthanasia.
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11/30/2012 10:23 AM
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


23.5 the tilt of the earth on the ecliptic

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Goat inside ram

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More secrets of 23.5

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11/30/2012 10:23 AM
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
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I'll take that too!, Where do I apply??

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Wow America! Keep the pride showin'! Nothing like asswipes being proud that all they do is push a button.
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I WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!! redface
BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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Wow America! Keep the pride showin'! Nothing like asswipes being proud that all they do is push a button.
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


It's what Obama has created.
...and you can't fault the guy for it.
He listens to Beck...so he knows what is coming.
Might as well get it now while you can because its going to get much worse.
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I get paid by uncle sam to surf GLP all day and get everyone excited over DOOM that will never happen!
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I get paid by uncle sam to surf GLP all day and get everyone excited over DOOM that will never happen!
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agent
BOB! Bitches

"Socialism always Results in the Death of a Society as well as it's People" - Me

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" - Winston Churchill.

What Part of "Shall Not be Infringed" Don't People Inside or Outside the U.S. Understand???


"Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA - ordinary citizens don't need guns, as their having guns doesn't serve the State." -- Heinrich Himmler

Sixty years later not much has changed.

"I came to Ottawa with the firm belief that the only people in this country who should have guns are police officers and soldiers." --Allan Rock (Liberal SCUMBAG)
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
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I WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!! redface
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Discipline is the refining fire by which talent becomes ability.

I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith.

John 1:17

For the law was given by Moses, but grace and truth came by Jesus Christ.
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Lol, just watch your life slipping away pressing a button, well done...................
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


You read it backwards.
Have some more coffee.


baby
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11/30/2012 10:56 AM
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You probably only work 4 hours a day, 2 days a week

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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


You read it backwards.
Have some more coffee.


baby
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Shouldn't it be a Zimmerman then?
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I get paid by uncle sam to surf GLP all day and get everyone excited over DOOM that will never happen!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm sure (1000%) there are a whole host of other people (CIA, NSA, FBI, DHS), plus Super Computers that surf this Website. You can pretty much better the farm on that...

And if you don't believe me, I have a nice bridge in brooklyn for sale (I own it) and its real cheap!

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...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


You read it backwards.
Have some more coffee.


baby
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Shouldn't it be a Zimmerman then?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


No...he is doing a TRAYVON on his ass.
Which means he's going to be a dead perp.

Get it yet?

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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Burt Gummer. You stupid fucking tard. Fuck the fuck off. Bye.
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Burt Gummer. You stupid fucking tard. Fuck the fuck off. Bye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17755037


Didn't know we were even having a conversation to begin with.

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