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I get paid $23.50 an hour to press a button

 
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I get paid $23.50 an hour to press a button
got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
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In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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What color is the button? Sounds exciting.
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11/30/2012 10:19 AM
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
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...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.

Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 11/30/2012 10:20 AM
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Black encased in a grey metal box ! Exciting uh ? Got the fm radio going and listening to glen beck while sipping on hot tea.... Press,sip and then press the button again.
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11/30/2012 10:20 AM
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Hey are they hiring still cuz usually they need at least 2 security guards to act tough like rentacops..
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11/30/2012 10:20 AM
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I get paid 20k/month to click a mouse button.
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I get paid 20k/month to click a mouse button.
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But anyways, congrats OP. Great gig!
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11/30/2012 10:21 AM
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you sound like homer simpson!
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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11/30/2012 10:23 AM
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


23.5 the tilt of the earth on the ecliptic

DODGE DEALERSHIP LOGO

Goat inside ram

:goatram:


More secrets of 23.5

[link to garyosborn.webs.com]


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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
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I'll take that too!, Where do I apply??

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11/30/2012 10:23 AM
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Wow America! Keep the pride showin'! Nothing like asswipes being proud that all they do is push a button.
(GLP aka American Jedi)

Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth.
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I WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!! redface
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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11/30/2012 10:26 AM

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Wow America! Keep the pride showin'! Nothing like asswipes being proud that all they do is push a button.
 Quoting: DarthDickheadus:AmericanSith


It's what Obama has created.
...and you can't fault the guy for it.
He listens to Beck...so he knows what is coming.
Might as well get it now while you can because its going to get much worse.
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11/30/2012 10:33 AM

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I get paid by uncle sam to surf GLP all day and get everyone excited over DOOM that will never happen!
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11/30/2012 10:34 AM
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I get paid by uncle sam to surf GLP all day and get everyone excited over DOOM that will never happen!
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agent
In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act - George Orwell

Rachel Maddow is HOT!!! - Seriously I'd hit it.

A VOTE FOR JUSTIN TRUDEAU IN 2015, WOULD BE THE MOST COWARDLY & IRRESPONSIBLE THING A CANADIAN CITIZEN COULD DO TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE. GUN GRABBERS ARE THE COMMON ENEMY OF ALL PEOPLE.

GUN CONTROL HAS RESULTED IN THE SLAUGHTER OF 262 MILLION CITIZENS BY THEIR GOVERNMENTS OVER THE PAST 100 YEARS.

THE LIBERAL PARTY OF CANADA & THE NDP ENDORSE GUN CONTROL, AN ESSENTIAL POLICY OF HITLER, STALIN, MAO, POL POT, EDI AMIN, QADDAFI, SADDAM, ASSAD, & EVERY OTHER TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT THIS PAST CENTURY.

CANADIANS MUST NEVER FORGET THE BETRAYAL OF BILLS C-68 & C-17. WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THEY ARE FULLY REPEALED.

C-19 WAS A GOOD START......BUT JUST A START. GET OFF YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES AND MAKE AN IMPACT. WE HAVE 26 MONTHS.

I, THEE BOB, SWEAR ON THE ALTER OF GOD TO FIGHT ALL FORMS OF CANADIAN TYRANNY AND SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM THE EVILS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. I WILL NEVER HAND IN MY GUNS. EVER. I AM A FREE MAN, I WILL NOT BE THE BITCH OF THE SOCIALIST ESTABLISHMENT. LEAVE ME ALONE.
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


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11/30/2012 10:37 AM
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
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I WANNA PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!! redface
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Lol, just watch your life slipping away pressing a button, well done...................
GLP alert level 2; "Go get a hard hat:.

GLP alert level 1; "Put the fucking hat on:.
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


You read it backwards.
Have some more coffee.


baby
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You probably only work 4 hours a day, 2 days a week

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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


You read it backwards.
Have some more coffee.


baby
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Shouldn't it be a Zimmerman then?
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I get paid by uncle sam to surf GLP all day and get everyone excited over DOOM that will never happen!
 Quoting: Dixie Normous


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm sure (1000%) there are a whole host of other people (CIA, NSA, FBI, DHS), plus Super Computers that surf this Website. You can pretty much better the farm on that...

And if you don't believe me, I have a nice bridge in brooklyn for sale (I own it) and its real cheap!

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...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Buy skittles and iced tea then charge a random fat dude with a gun?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


You read it backwards.
Have some more coffee.


baby
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Shouldn't it be a Zimmerman then?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


No...he is doing a TRAYVON on his ass.
Which means he's going to be a dead perp.

Get it yet?

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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Burt Gummer. You stupid fucking tard. Fuck the fuck off. Bye.
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got hired at a dodge dealership where all I do is open and close a security gate. I love it ! 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17103853


...at least until someone tries to break in.
Then you will have to do a Trayvon on his ass.
 Quoting: Burt Gummer


Burt Gummer. You stupid fucking tard. Fuck the fuck off. Bye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17755037


Didn't know we were even having a conversation to begin with.

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