You know what I HATE about being Rich

What about your morning workouts with Claudia?

I've been with much hotter poontang. Claudia is over the hill now.

I only associate with the finest, top-of-the-line tail on the planet.

what I hate about being rich are all these young chicks that thow themselves at you once they find out you have money. I have been married to my wife for 10 years and have never cheated on her, and I never will.

Money makes girls into sluts.

For real, those things do suck, especially houses in Vegas and Miami. Bimini is OK.

The women ARE bitches, and so called 'fine dining' is 90% trash. I used to get PISSED the FUCK OFF, when going out to dinner, spending multiple thousands of dollars, and the food and service is still so-so. I expect perfection. I even tried hiring a cook and training him to do things exactly the way I wanted to, and that brought on all kinds of other problems.

What I really hate is how other people like that fucking cook, or 'chef' as he insisted, tried to become indispensable by keeping secrets, et cetera, believing in his 'special knowledge'. This happens all the time and it's the fastest way to get fired.

Obviously capitalism for the win, and yes the economy is thriving.

yeah I agree. That's definitely one of the drawbacks of being ridiculously loaded. All these young sluts with a firm backside and perky breasts start throwing themselves at you, and I'm just like "Bitch, chill."

If you don't want the money, I'll happily take it off your hands.

1) You're not rich.

2) If you have materialism, you give that your energy, but you still have a body and life that gets no energy/attention.

3) Therefore, if you're rich, you can't get into Heaven.

If you reflect the OP's interests. But more so, no one does, because this is a joke, but it's hinting at something.

What it hints at, is a reflection of his perspective.

You can see, the most unlimited perspective wins.

Because what? You're going to come back to Earth and win a prize?

You're going to build a house?

Then die and come back to it?

No. You come with perspective. You leave with new perspective.

The rich man has widest perspective, that way he gets most of the learning done now, and doesn't have to keep coming back to a body.

And then can fly around the universe in a balanced light system that does not need a physical operator to exist.

Because your soul will be that anchor point, but cannot, if you do not merge into UNION with the body, through unity/oneness, sensitivity and understanding of those things that are REAL in life.

That is not materialism and that materialism takes away from the focus on those aspects of life.

That never happens, if to those it does, it only serves to degrade them as Satan sends the warriors of darkness to descend.

You might just think you're getting your dick sucked, but she'll (not you, the real person) actually be sucking your energy and life force out by getting you to give into desires that were not stemming from the original SOURCE THOUGHT of purity inside your HEAD.

They come from EXTERNALLY motivated, DESIRES that have their grounding in CHEMICAL nature, so then you are a SLAVE TO THAT CHEMICAL NATURE unable to break free.

From there on your richness enables your slave-hood to desire! hahahhah , Sweet Jesus is great.

It all makes sense if you think of the eye of the needle and the camel!