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PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Bottom of the Sea (For Hamsters)

 
Carshy McCarsh
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PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Bottom of the Sea (For Hamsters)
I've been thinking.
With all this talk of glass pipes to the moon for birds to use for trans-lunar adventures, what about hamsters?

Now, I'm not proposing we build a second, hamster-dedicated pipe to the moon. That would be silly.

What I am proposing is a gradually downward-sloping glass pipe that reaches from the beach to the lowest point of the Marianas Trench.

In this way, hamsters, who have been prevented from exploring the abyssal depths up to this point, would be free to engage in aquatic feats of daring do.

fish fish hamster fish

Last Edited by Carshy McCarsh on 11/30/2012 11:50 AM
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11/30/2012 11:48 AM
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Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.flower
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Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.flower
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yes

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lool epic man
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Drinking early this Friday?
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Drinking early this Friday?
 Quoting: BRIEF


i am about to get started. I call it GLP Juice.
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lool epic man
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I think the hamsters are worth it. They give us so much, and ask so little, I think we can do better than that weird bottle of water with the ball bearing in it and the occasional run on the wheel that takes them nowhere.
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Drinking early this Friday?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not a bad idea, thanks for the invite!

cheers
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 11:53 AM
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Drinking early this Friday?
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i am about to get started. I call it GLP Juice.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


drink
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 11:56 AM
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 Quoting: Hawk-02


Exactly! They are part of our culture, and a core component of our alternative lifestyle population.

We owe them at least one measly glass pipe to the bottom of the sea.

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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 11:57 AM
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Pin this, for the hamsters.
pray
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 12:06 PM
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Please consider contributing 1 star to this thread, for the brave hamsters who will soon go down to the sea in tubes.

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Please consider contributing 1 star to this thread, for the brave hamsters who will soon go down to the sea in tubes.

1star
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awww shit, and I jsut gave you 5 stars. sorry.
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Drinking early this Friday?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not a bad idea, thanks for the invite!

cheers
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I'm pretty sure that wasn't an invite. Dumbass doesn't even know he's being insulted. lol By BRIEF of all people!
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I heard you the first time, retard.
And I'm not surprised you didn't get the joke.
lolatu
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 12:13 PM
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Please consider contributing 1 star to this thread, for the brave hamsters who will soon go down to the sea in tubes.

1star
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awww shit, and I jsut gave you 5 stars. sorry.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Damn.

Oh well, there is a robotic toy boy who I have ordered to generate 1 stars for the hamsters, so he'll more than make up for your mistake.
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Drinking early this Friday?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not a bad idea, thanks for the invite!

cheers
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I'm fairly sure that wasn't an invite. Dumbass doesn't even know he's being insulted. lol By BRIEF of all people!

priceless!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5299607


Sure it was asshole...why the hell not?






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11/30/2012 12:15 PM
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That is kind of funny.

Hahahahahaha.

A hamster pipeline.

For exploration purposes.

Hahahahaha.
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 12:21 PM
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Drinking early this Friday?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Not a bad idea, thanks for the invite!

cheers
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


I'm fairly sure that wasn't an invite. Dumbass doesn't even know he's being insulted. lol By BRIEF of all people!

priceless!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5299607


Sure it was asshole...why the hell not?






myforty
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yes

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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Bottom of the Sea (For Hamsters)
That is kind of funny.

Hahahahahaha.

A hamster pipeline.

For exploration purposes.

Hahahahaha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25601325


It's not only funny, it's necessary. It's our sacred duty as stewards of Earth's hamster population.

And if you don't support the Hamsters To The Bottom of the Sea project, you're a racist.

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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 12:24 PM
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That is kind of funny.

Hahahahahaha.

A hamster pipeline.

For exploration purposes.

Hahahahaha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25601325


Yeah, only it doesn't go down, it goes straight up OP's ass. ROFL

Why the obsession with Hamsters I wonder. OP does talk a LOT about fags, maybe he's looking to come out. ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28785151


How many IPs do you intend to hide behind today?

Racist.
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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Re: PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Bottom of the Sea (For Hamsters)
That is kind of funny.

Hahahahahaha.

A hamster pipeline.

For exploration purposes.

Hahahahaha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25601325


Yeah, only it doesn't go down, it goes straight up OP's ass. ROFL

Why the obsession with Hamsters I wonder. OP does talk a LOT about fags, maybe he's looking to come out. ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28785151


How many IPs do you intend to hide behind today?

Racist.
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


How many threads do you intend on posting?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28785151


One for every Hatian that banged your mom last week!
27!
sideways

Keep up fatboy! It's not like you have any girlfriend or other friends to spend time with!

I own you!

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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 12:40 PM
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Like this, only very, very long and straight.


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11/30/2012 12:45 PM
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Thanks CalmShock!


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11/30/2012 12:46 PM
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The first trailblazers...


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11/30/2012 12:59 PM
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Carshy the one page wonder. chuckle
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The first trailblazers...


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lmao beer2
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We of the Gerbil Defamation League are documenting this most gregarious case of discrimination
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11/30/2012 01:11 PM
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It's inevitable and unstoppable at this point...

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11/30/2012 01:12 PM
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We of the Gerbil Defamation League are documenting this most gregarious case of discrimination
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We invite our aquatically-inclined Gerbil brethren to work with us to bring to life man's most ancient dream: The Marine Rodent Unification.
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