PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Bottom of the Sea (For Hamsters)

I've been thinking.
With all this talk of glass pipes to the moon for birds to use for trans-lunar adventures, what about hamsters?

Now, I'm not proposing we build a second, hamster-dedicated pipe to the moon. That would be silly.

What I am proposing is a gradually downward-sloping glass pipe that reaches from the beach to the lowest point of the Marianas Trench.

In this way, hamsters, who have been prevented from exploring the abyssal depths up to this point, would be free to engage in aquatic feats of daring do.



Last Edited by Carshy McCarsh on 11/30/2012 11:50 AM