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PROPOSAL - Pressurized Pipe to the Bottom of the Sea (For Hamsters)

 
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Drinking early this Friday?
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i am about to get started. I call it GLP Juice.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


drink
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Thanks a lot. Looks like happy hour is going to be a lot earlier!
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 01:21 PM
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Drinking early this Friday?
 Quoting: BRIEF


i am about to get started. I call it GLP Juice.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


drink
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Thanks a lot. Looks like happy hour is going to be a lot earlier!
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


cheers
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Hawk-02

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Lets not cut back on funding for proper safety kits for our deep sea explorers.
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11/30/2012 01:28 PM
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i am about to get started. I call it GLP Juice.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


:drink:
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Thanks a lot. Looks like happy hour is going to be a lot earlier!
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


cheers
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


It's no surprise you're an alcoholic.
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drink
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


Thanks a lot. Looks like happy hour is going to be a lot earlier!
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


cheers
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


It's no surprise you're an alcoholic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28787287


beer2
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 01:33 PM
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It's no surprise you're an alcoholic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28787287


It's no surprise you have no idea what a girl feels like, and never will.

What's your waist line, about 46"? 50"?

lolatu
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11/30/2012 01:34 PM
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beer2
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drinks
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CalmShock

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11/30/2012 01:46 PM
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Not sure if you guys heard of this, but hamster + "pipe" and some fags spitting shit on this thread reminded me of this...




And drinks sound just about right. It's almost noon, late start today.
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11/30/2012 01:52 PM

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I've been thinking.
With all this talk of glass pipes to the moon for birds to use for trans-lunar adventures, what about hamsters?

Now, I'm not proposing we build a second, hamster-dedicated pipe to the moon. That would be silly.

What I am proposing is a gradually downward-sloping glass pipe that reaches from the beach to the lowest point of the Marianas Trench.

In this way, hamsters, who have been prevented from exploring the abyssal depths up to this point, would be free to engage in aquatic feats of daring do.

fish fish hamster fish
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


i like this idea a lot, i mean we have turtle tunnels why not have activities for hamster, they have rights too, ya know.

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11/30/2012 01:53 PM

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We are indeed about to embark on a journey to a new age
free your inner baboon.
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11/30/2012 02:04 PM
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CalmShock

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11/30/2012 02:06 PM
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Wilderness hiking trips for impoverished fish youth.

We could do an exchange program with the hamsters.
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11/30/2012 02:11 PM
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I want my own habitrail to SoCal.
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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Wilderness hiking trips for impoverished fish youth.

We could do an exchange program with the hamsters.
 Quoting: CalmShock


I am not opposed to a Rodent/Fish Exploration Axis.
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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i like this idea a lot, i mean we have turtle tunnels why not have activities for hamster, they have rights too, ya know.

woohoo
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It really is obvious once you stop and think about it.
And build a drinking game around it, which I am in the process of.

cheers
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 02:29 PM
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Tell me what this tastes like...
Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 02:32 PM
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We are indeed about to embark on a journey to a new age
 Quoting: hapless moran


An age where hamsters are no longer restricted to dry, surface, non-submerged tube-based existences.


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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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I want my own habitrail to SoCal.
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I can arrange this.
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davvi

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11/30/2012 02:41 PM

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Please consider contributing 1 star to this thread, for the brave hamsters who will soon go down to the sea in tubes.

1star
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lololol....
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 03:41 PM
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I need a Twitter hashtag for this project.

#underseahamsterpipe
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Hawk-02

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11/30/2012 03:42 PM
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I need a Twitter hashtag for this project.

#underseahamsterpipe
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


cool2
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 03:48 PM
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I need a Twitter hashtag for this project.

#underseahamsterpipe
 Quoting: Carshy McCarsh


cool2
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Or maybe #hamstertubesubmerged

Or #hamsterstubetothemarianastrench

Nah, that's too long.

#hamsterowedbigtimeunderseatube

Nope, same problem.

#dryhamsterseatube

That's better.
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Hawk-02

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#hamsterexpeditiontotheseafloor2013andwithatube

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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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11/30/2012 03:57 PM
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#hamsterexpeditiontotheseafloor2013andwithatube
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I'm not sure I want to be pressured into accommodating the entire project in a single year by incorporating the year in the name. That might be too confining or stressful.

Of course, I could start using #hamsterexpeditiontotheseafloor2014andwithatube the following year, so yes, perhaps.

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11/30/2012 04:01 PM
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#holyfuckinghellhamstersarenowpopulatingtheseafloorsincesomeb​illionairegeniusbuiltatubegoingdownthere
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Carshy McCarsh (OP)

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And an email address.

hamsters@underseatube.gov

I want this to be a government-funded project, and to be the genesis of the undersea hamster exploration department, so youy see, the .gov is justified.

Also, other animals may eventually be supplied with peer tubes to the same destinations, so other email addresses could be added, e.g.

penguins@underseatube.gov
marmosets@underseatube.gov
sloths@underseatube.gov
prairedogs@underseatube.gov

And so forth.
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