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Arizona’s $588 million Powerball winner comes forward, and he's homeless - trying to reunite with his family

 
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Arizona’s $588 Million Powerball winner has come forward! He's a homeless guy living on the streets trying to reunite with his family. A pretty touching story :)

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Cool.
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Let this be further proof the universe dictates who wins. Your fate was written before you were even a thought.
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Let this be further proof the universe dictates who wins. Your fate was written before you were even a thought.
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True, Any astrologer would have seen it in his natal chart..were just running a pre written program to experience this earth school.
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This story is great!
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“He came in smelling of malt liquor and a strong odor of what I believe to be marijuana,” says 41-year-old Monica Lanter who was at the Phoenix Lottery Office when Horner arrived with the winning ticket. “I heard one of the employees ask Mr. Horner if he was going to have a $500 million crack party, just like that one episode from the Chappelle Show. I didn’t think that was very nice or funny whatsoever.”

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Nice Story.

I wonder why they felt the need to include the quote about him smelling like malt liquor and maryjane & the 500 million crack party? That is certainly not news-worthy and turns the article from a pleasant, heartwarming story into a cartoon. :-(
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It's total bunk.
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Now his family is trying desperately to reunite with him... and his newly found wallet

ahhhahhh
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This the first chapter in the next lottery winner horror story...
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Surely this is base satire?

I thought the AZ winner was a female bartender?
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DELETE this stupid thread. ITS NOT LEGIT website..Its like the onion.
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"“I heard one of the employees ask Mr. Horner if he was going to have a $500 million crack party, just like that one episode from the Chappelle Show."


hahahahahahaha
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DELETE this stupid thread. ITS NOT LEGIT website..Its like the onion.
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I'm sure the mods will get right on that, sire.
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Fucking Republican Nazis!!!

I can only imagine the vitriol by all you fuckfaces if he was ( OMG!) B-L-A-C-K!!

He can buy approximately 55,000 pounds of Kush and have a bottle of Louis XIII ( $1300 per) everyday for 200 years and still have money.

If beer and weed is the worst we have to worry about....LOL!!

I would be more worried if he was a retired Republican teetotaller.

Easier to spend $250 Million on Guns and God than Drugs and Booze.

I think the former is much worse than the latter.
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anyone else sensing a drug overdose or two in the families future?
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“He came in smelling of malt liquor and a strong odor of what I believe to be marijuana,” says 41-year-old Monica Lanter who was at the Phoenix Lottery Office when Horner arrived with the winning ticket. “I heard one of the employees ask Mr. Horner if he was going to have a $500 million crack party, just like that one episode from the Chappelle Show. I didn’t think that was very nice or funny whatsoever.”

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now he can buy it by the kilo if he wants and he sure can afford it.

remember, anybody who can afford it, will NEVER survive it.

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Dumbasses

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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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“He came in smelling of malt liquor and a strong odor of what I believe to be marijuana,” says 41-year-old Monica Lanter who was at the Phoenix Lottery Office when Horner arrived with the winning ticket. “I heard one of the employees ask Mr. Horner if he was going to have a $500 million crack party, just like that one episode from the Chappelle Show. I didn’t think that was very nice or funny whatsoever.”

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If he's "that type" he'll kill himself with drugs within the first 6 months.
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Now his family is trying desperately to reunite with him... and his newly found wallet

ahhhahhh
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Yeah id be sayin fuck them
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Its fake.

ABC is reporting that possibly a person from Maryland visiting Arizona bought the winning ticket.

WTF?

If true that is sooooo lame.
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Now his family is trying desperately to reunite with him... and his newly found wallet

ahhhahhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14443159


Lol I was thinking the same thing.
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i am sure with $588 million he ain't gonna have any problem reuniting with his family...happy,happy,happy
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“First of all, I hope my wife will take me back and I can be with my kids again. That’s really all I want,” Horner said.

what a idiot.

why do stupid fucks get the big money?

“I heard one of the employees ask Mr. Horner if he was going to have a $500 million crack party,

that fucking idiot should be FIRED
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“First of all, I hope my wife will take me back and I can be with my kids again. That’s really all I want,” Horner said.

what a idiot.

why do stupid fucks get the big money?

“I heard one of the employees ask Mr. Horner if he was going to have a $500 million crack party,

that fucking idiot should be FIRED
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It's SATIRE, dumbass!
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Let this be further proof the universe dictates who wins. Your fate was written before you were even a thought.
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^^^THIS^^^
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Don't click it!!!! I'm warning you don't click that link.... no... no... STOP!!!!!

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Its fake.

ABC is reporting that possibly a person from Maryland visiting Arizona bought the winning ticket.

WTF?

If true that is sooooo lame.
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why is that lame?
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Its fake.

ABC is reporting that possibly a person from Maryland visiting Arizona bought the winning ticket.

WTF?

If true that is sooooo lame.
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why is that lame?
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I have a feeling about these things. When Jack Whittaker won in 2002 I was upset because I knew his life would turn out miserable and I was correct.

The Missouri winners will be fine, but this guy, I will just have to wait to see how this guy turns up at his announcement in Arizona.
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He wants his ex-wife back? Fuck that, I would be hammering a different model/actress-wannabe beach blonde every day.
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