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Why do birds fly to the moon?

 
Shoot straight Johnny
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Why do birds fly to the moon?
Why?

I mean it's not like there's a lot up there for them, is there? And since the soil is all grey I imagine that the worms there will also be grey and tasteless. Also there can't be many twigs lying about up there for building nests or whatever.

Flying all that way, only to fly back again every year for mating season, cos there's not a lot of girl birds up there either, I don't suppose.

Stupid birds.

No wonder we like to eat 'em.
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11/30/2012 01:37 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They are food for the moon
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11/30/2012 01:40 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They are just passing through on their intergalactic migration.
free your inner baboon.
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11/30/2012 01:44 PM

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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They are food for the moon
 Quoting: Coyoxautli


The moon eats birds? Is that even legal? Are you being serious?

I mean I could understand the moon eating any penguins that fly up there, but not protected species such as the golden eagle, or bald eagle, or an owl.
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11/30/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
You didn't get the balance of believable stupidity right. Keep trying OP and one day you will get a 100 page post!
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12/20/2012 05:14 PM

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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They can't because of inflation. They used to though.

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