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Why do birds fly to the moon?

 
Shoot straight Johnny

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11/30/2012 01:29 PM

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Why do birds fly to the moon?
Why?

I mean it's not like there's a lot up there for them, is there? And since the soil is all grey I imagine that the worms there will also be grey and tasteless. Also there can't be many twigs lying about up there for building nests or whatever.

Flying all that way, only to fly back again every year for mating season, cos there's not a lot of girl birds up there either, I don't suppose.

Stupid birds.

No wonder we like to eat 'em.
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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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11/30/2012 01:37 PM

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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They are food for the moon
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11/30/2012 01:40 PM

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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They are just passing through on their intergalactic migration.
free your inner baboon.
Shoot straight Johnny (OP)

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11/30/2012 01:44 PM

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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They are food for the moon
 Quoting: Coyoxautli


The moon eats birds? Is that even legal? Are you being serious?

I mean I could understand the moon eating any penguins that fly up there, but not protected species such as the golden eagle, or bald eagle, or an owl.
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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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11/30/2012 02:27 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
You didn't get the balance of believable stupidity right. Keep trying OP and one day you will get a 100 page post!
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12/20/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?


Smiley
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
They can't because of inflation. They used to though.
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
bump
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
birds like cheese dum dum
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
spam
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
This again? Some kinda code.
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06/01/2014 01:52 PM

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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
The moon is made of green cheese and birds don't eat green cheese. Everyone knows that.
Shoot-Straight Johnny (OP)

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06/01/2014 01:54 PM

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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
Ok...who's the budding archaeologist who dug this two year old thread up, and why?

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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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06/01/2014 01:56 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
the real question is why wouldn't they

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06/01/2014 02:39 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
So it begins...
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06/01/2014 02:46 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
Free cheesecake?
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
Ok...who's the budding archaeologist who dug this two year old thread up, and why?

angryface
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


Someone likes the bird moon threads today for some reason.
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06/01/2014 03:01 PM
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
Johannes Kepler believed millions of tiny alien creatures lived on the Moon. He also believed that demons lived in the shadow created by a solar eclipse, and these demons could help an earthling travel to the moon at the right time.

Kepler's mother was a witch who claimed to commune with the spirits of the moon.

No joke.
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
Ok...who's the budding archaeologist who dug this two year old thread up, and why?

angryface
 Quoting: Shoot-Straight Johnny


Someone likes the bird moon threads today for some reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 40446482


It's because people wil always hate the best shooter ever: Larry Bird.

And well, the moon part, not sure.

But OP is the one true jumping elephant GLP bluename persona, bear that in mind.
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Re: Why do birds fly to the moon?
OP, that one time when you said some stupid shit and had a jumping elephant avatar? Hehe rememeber that?

That was great.

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