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if a woman give you her number

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 03:09 PM
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if a woman give you her number
But you didn't ask for it.
Do she have a liking for you?
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 03:10 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
No she fucking hates you and never wants to hear from you again.
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11/30/2012 03:11 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
She's testing you.

If you call her, she'll know that you're a weak willed loser who moves way too fast.

If you don't call her, she'll realize you're a badass alpha who's banging so many hotties he probably doesn't even have time for her.

Better delete her number out of your phone, OP; it's the only way.
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11/30/2012 03:12 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
But you didn't ask for it.
Do she have a liking for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13478656


She doesn´t have a liking. She is horny and wants to have sex all night long like wild beasts.
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11/30/2012 03:15 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
Dont call her its a trap, Its a Transvestite !
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11/30/2012 03:18 PM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 03:18 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
Dont call her its a trap, Its a Transvestite !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10393879


You had many run ins huh?
Stan_4

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11/30/2012 03:19 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
she might need a kidney
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11/30/2012 03:20 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
naughty....bananasex....sideways.........baby....scared
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11/30/2012 03:22 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
All of the above responses are idiotic.
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11/30/2012 03:23 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
woman gives you

not give

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Present Simple Tense

your stupid is showing
Dr. Lecter
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11/30/2012 03:23 PM

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Re: if a woman give you her number
op is dumber than a box of rocks.
Liberal Logic: Demanding that the government stay out of your bedroom while insisting they pay for your birth control and abortions.

Liberal Logic: Demanding the right to kill an innocent child as it's being brought into the world while insisting on clemency for a man who has raped, tortured and burned to death a mother and her two teenage daughters.
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11/30/2012 03:24 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
All of the responses, mine included, are idiotic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28691353


FTFY.
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11/30/2012 03:25 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
send her a dick pic
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11/30/2012 03:32 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
op is dumber than a box of rocks.
 Quoting: Dr. Lecter


Tip for you
Swallow next time before daddy gets mad
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/30/2012 03:34 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
woman gives you

not give

[link to www.englishclub.com]
Present Simple Tense

your stupid is showing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065356


English is a backwards language and the last language
Headbut a knife somewhere
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 03:37 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
No she fucking hates you and never wants to hear from you again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18997201


My thoughts exactly.

What do you think OP? Pretty obvious, right? She probably wants to hear from you again or see you.
Anonymous Coward
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11/30/2012 03:43 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
But you didn't ask for it.
Do she have a liking for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13478656


Most women seek guys who are smarter they are. She must be very blond.
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11/30/2012 03:48 PM

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Re: if a woman give you her number
Gotta be alpha bro, be genetically superior like Brucie says. Wrap it, tag it and go.
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11/30/2012 03:50 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
I would FIRST look to see if it's 007 ! Then proceed with caution !
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11/30/2012 03:51 PM

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Re: if a woman give you her number
She wants to play.

That's about all you can safely say.
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11/30/2012 03:52 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
she's probably dead fucking stupid.

WTF woman gives a stranger her phone number in 2012????

a troll bait cop?? a poisoner-serial killer??? lmao
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11/30/2012 03:53 PM

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Re: if a woman give you her number
its her way of saying i hate you, but call me.. WOW!!!!!!!
All the worlds a stage we are merely players, performers and portrayers
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11/30/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
But you didn't ask for it.
Do she have a liking for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13478656


hititsideways
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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Re: if a woman give you her number
She's testing you.

If you call her, she'll know that you're a weak willed loser who moves way too fast.

If you don't call her, she'll realize you're a badass alpha who's banging so many hotties he probably doesn't even have time for her.

Better delete her number out of your phone, OP; it's the only way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1277549
nutkick
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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Re: if a woman give you her number
But you didn't ask for it.
Do she have a liking for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13478656


She doesn´t have a liking. She is horny and wants to have sex all night long like wild beasts.
 Quoting: Zombietard
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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Re: if a woman give you her number
But you didn't ask for it.
Do she have a liking for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13478656


She doesn´t have a liking. She is horny and wants to have sex all night long like wild beasts.
 Quoting: Zombietard
ohyeah
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
wwwasp

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11/30/2012 05:59 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
She wants to play.

That's about all you can safely say.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


She wants to play.

That's about all you can safely say.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious






ha.
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11/30/2012 05:59 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
bonghit
naughty....bananasex....sideways.........baby....scared
 Quoting: Solarninja


Last Edited by Mister_Worlwide on 11/30/2012 05:59 PM
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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Re: if a woman give you her number
I am gay.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28691353

thwak
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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11/30/2012 06:01 PM
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Re: if a woman give you her number
Careful. First she gives you her number...next she gives you her peas.

broccoli

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