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North Korea Discovers a Secret Unicorn Lair

 
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Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom," reports the Korean Central News Agency
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[link to cultofunicorn.com]

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and:

[link to www.cornify.com]

unicorns and rainbows on demand!

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I think they are counter-trolling because of the Onion article on Kim being GQ's sexiest man alive... chuckle
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 Quoting: Nosaj


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So when did Narwhals evolve into Unicorns again?
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Unicorn? jeez...what, no dragons available?
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Unicorn? jeez...what, no dragons available?
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Dragons could not handle the oppressive regime in NK..They left..
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Why not.

Job 39:9-12

King James Version (KJV)

9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

11 Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?

12 Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?



Psalm 29:6

King James Version (KJV)

6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.



Isaiah 34:7

King James Version (KJV)

7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
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I knew it !
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This makes PERFECT SENSE...

Everything makes sense now...

Korea is the LAND OF THE UNICORNS

Makes PERFECT SENSE...

The batte of the Lion and the Unicorn...

Apple versus Samsung...


KOREA....
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This makes PERFECT SENSE...

Everything makes sense now...

Korea is the LAND OF THE UNICORNS

Makes PERFECT SENSE...

The batte of the Lion and the Unicorn...

Apple versus Samsung...


KOREA....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28794970




Wait a minute...


In fact it doesn't make ANY sense at all:


Korea
in English Gematria Equals: 300

Apple in English Gematria Equals: 300

Lion in English Gematria Equals: 300

[link to www.gematrix.org]



DAFUK is happening here?

Who is who in this fucking battle??

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....and I found Jimmy Hoffa

and the ark of the covenant
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I've actually met Gary in person. He's a cool dude.
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The only kind of unicorns I know of, have wings.

Like this one spotted in Tucson:
[link to farm9.staticflickr.com]

or these ones here:
[link to sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net]
[link to sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net]


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Unicorn? jeez...what, no dragons available?
 Quoting: Cat.Man.Deux


Dragons could not handle the oppressive regime in NK..They left..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


THIS.

The time of the dragon is nigh I think.
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Unicorn? jeez...what, no dragons available?
 Quoting: Cat.Man.Deux


Dragons could not handle the oppressive regime in NK..They left..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


THIS.

The time of the dragon is nigh I think.
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Asians see unicorns everywhere.


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nations trolling nations.... this should be interesting
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Wow, interesting!
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Why not.

Job 39:9-12

King James Version (KJV)

9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

11 Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?

12 Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?



Psalm 29:6

King James Version (KJV)

6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.



Isaiah 34:7

King James Version (KJV)

7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
 Quoting: TheSeventhGate


Cheers for that.
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[link to www.theatlanticwire.com]

Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom," reports the Korean Central News Agency
 Quoting: pink cat


The UN is on a roll, maybe they can grant the Unicorns state-observer status too.
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Why not.

Job 39:9-12

King James Version (KJV)

9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

11 Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?

12 Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?



Psalm 29:6

King James Version (KJV)

6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.



Isaiah 34:7

King James Version (KJV)

7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
 Quoting: TheSeventhGate


Cheers for that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4035350


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Righteous anger and Zeal does not equate to hate,pride or arrogance and are fully justified.

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Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands. Isaiah 42:12

And God said unto him, I am God Almighty: be fruitful and multiply; a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and kings shall come out of thy loins. Genesis 35:11 America(Maneesah), Britain(Ephraim) and the Prophesied Common-Wealth(Company of nations)

Saul/Paul, the false Apostle.
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The transplanted Throne of King David to Ireland,Scotland, and England fulfilling Ezekiel 21:25-27 Prophecy.
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The "Lost" Ten Tribes of Israel...Found!
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Proof that the Law of Moses is still in effect.
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HAS ANYONE TOLD HAWK-O ????
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These are powerful unicorns!
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I seriously question the validity of the source of this article. UNICORNS DON'T EXIST AND NEVER HAVE !!!!!!
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This is good stuff, who knows the truth but the political motivation is obvious. The current known place of the ancient capital is in China just over the NK border and is a world heritage site declared in 2004.

But NK does not like that the capitol of the ancient empire is not in North Korea, they need a place to promote Korean heritage in a society that is closed off from outside influence.



So they find an archeological site declare it “something” and effectively move the capitol out of china’s hands and back in to north Korean hands so people have a rallying point.




Snip; The discovery of the unicorn lair, associated with legend about King Tongmyong, proves that Pyongyang was a capital city of Ancient Korea as well as Koguryo Kingdom.

Proves! lol

Last Edited by Chrit on 11/30/2012 07:16 PM
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Really?

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