Healthy women don't need to douche; I wouldn't even consider touching one that does.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that the fine, upstanding young ladies brushing up on their Betty Crockering are considerably overweight, excessively sweaty, and riddled with HPV.

Their punishment should include consuming the discharge from every yeast-infected vagina at the nearest women's prison at least once a day for the rest of their lives.